If it was someone you didn’t like peanut buttering up their dildo would be nasty. You know how clammy peanut butter makes your mouth go…all dried out and sticky. Imagine what it would be like trying to insert it into your orifice…you’d definitely wanna go for the smooth otherwise the peanutty friction would be agony. It might even make you bleed. In which case I guess you could argue that you would have peanut butter and “strawberry jam” after all.
Which one was a humongous wanker? Or did you mean both of them? Anyway, they both seemed like guys it’d be cool to hang out with. I guess you probabpy would’t like them since they don’t smell like pot and dress in clothes from salvation army.