someusername: They made LB for a reason. Now we get to sit back and enjoy others insulting them, while getting a couple in ourselves. The group of people the OP represents deserves special attention. The blame lies with their parents; however, for not teaching them that society is going to shit on you with an attitude like that. They sucked in HS and they still suck years later. ..Except on Wednesdays.
From a personal point of view, if I broke up with someone ‘cos they wouldn’t give me head in the morning, it’d be because she had fuck all else going on for her. The last thing I’d do is advertise the fact that I couldn’t keep my partner ‘cos I’m as exciting as a sack of potaties. It’s a bit harsh but I reckon it’s fairly close to the mark. The silly cow, if she’s that fucking bothered she shouldda just sucked until his testicle popped out.
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That conversation probably went something like:-
Dude: “I’m sorry, but I’m afraid we’ll have to break up.”
Chick: “What!? Are you going to give me the lame old excuse of, “It’s not you, it’s me?”
Dude: “No, bitch, it’s ALL YOU! You should have just sucked my dick this morning like i asked you to, but NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, you have to get ready for work. You’ve already got your make-up on. You’ve already combed your hair. I don’t need to hear that shit. Learn from this, next time just suck the dick.”
For some reason, I don’t think the guy has a job. Well, he didn’t have a blow job on Wednesday, but I don’t think he has a real job, either. I get the feeling the girlfriend is the only one bringing in the money.
What do you call a musician after he breaks up with his girlfriend? Homeless.
I got a new Lexus LS400 from having made $9913 this-last/4 weeks and just over 10-k lass month. this is certainly the nicest-work Ive had. I actually started 7-months ago and pretty much immediately started to bring in at least $81, per-hr. I follow this great link,, can99.com