Stever, I tell you what dude… I rarely come to this shit site anymore but the random times I do you make it so much better. What the fuck do you do with your life that you can comment on every post almost first every time? Dedication, I tell ya.
Now a post LB really should put on here is the one I submitted arguing with this crust-punk Jesus freak pseudo-hippie on how he wants to bring the swastika back to its original meaning of peace and love. He even has a couple tattoos. That’s right, Ryan, I’m talking to you, you fucking idiot. It’s like in Clerks 2 when he tries to bring back “porch monkey”. Ya can’t bring it back so shut the fuck up.
Lulz is a total fucking small-minded cretin.
Get the fuck over the western narrative of history (because it is full of lies and ulterior motives) and look to the future and maybe even try and live in the present.
World war 2 is OVER. move the fuck on, already.
Why shouldn’t people want to reclaim an ancient symbol? The symbol didn’t kill anyone. Sitting around fearfully and being told how to think and feel may sound like a lot of fun to idiots like you, Lulz – but you can go and anally fuck a chainsaw.
I don’t want to bring back ‘Porch monkey’ – but I’m sick of crying little bitches getting upset over mere words and symbols.
There are REAL problems in the world, and you fat little girls are crying over a fucking geometric design. I’m glad you rarely come here, Lulz. You should ramp it up to ‘never come back here’.
^#18. why why i even fucking bother?
you’re such a pathetic cretin you think repeatedly typing an elongated version of your stupid fucking name is the height of wit and hilarity.
I ask you; where, in the name of living fuck, would I even begin to tell you anything of how i feel? you’re clearly still struggling with the more pressing issues in your daily life.
people are too stupid to notice which fucking direction it faces.
actually, your clumsy attempt at a google reference (and 8 out 10 of your comments) tells me that you are one of the fucks who wouldn’t notice – or care. just join the blind chorus of bitching-about-bullshit-to-fit-in-with-the-herd.
Hmm, so much anger and hate… yessss… feel the hatred building inside of you…
Incidentally, even with all the splurge and hate going on, no one has managed to top the fucking moron who posted at point 17 and then quickly left hoping no one would highlight what a stupid fucking cretin they are…
I don’t give a straight fuck about the tat. I’m way, way more repulsed by her calf/cankle. Goddamnit, that ain’t pretty. But forever hopeful (and attempting to put some light into this very dark room), maybe it’s just the angle the pic was taken? Yeah, and pigs with swastikas on their trotters might fly, too.
Ms, while you make some valid points there, don’t hate on Lulzy too much. She was once a prolific and fanbloodytastic contributor. And trust me, she’s good people.
Lulzy, I’d love to see this submission of yours. Can you help an old friend out?
Good grief, MsAnneThrope. I can’t read one page of this website without seeing your name in the comments section. Do you have any actual friends, or do you spend your entire day commenting on sites like this? I’m sure your relevant and popular status here translates well into the real world.
just to give my tuppence worth – i think ms anne thrope would be a passable (albeit somewhat unimaginative) troll, if it wasn’t for the painfully obvious subtext of insecurity and self-loathing that takes the sting out of even the wittiest remarks.
some heartfelt advice – just because it says 50% less fat, doesn’t mean you can eat twice as much. and don’t you think four slices of cake after every meal is a tiny bit indulgent?
i really don’t mean to undermine your harrowing online quest for approval, but it always pains me to see potential go to waste. we both know there’s no such thing as big-boned. just let me know when you’re ready to face your demons – i’ll lend you one of my workout videos.
I know it’s most likely only a guest appearance, but it’s damn good see you again, vincent. I’ve always gotten a kick out of how eloquently you mock the chubs. Nobody does it better. But you’re way off on this one. Ms is no more a chubster than I am a 300lb male truck driver. And you know it. But it’s ok, because after all, it’s what makes you, you. Cheers, old chum.
it warms my cockles to see you sticking up for your corpulent friend like that, wordpervert. it surprises me to hear that msannethrope falls in the ‘pleasantly plump’ category, given that most of his/her (it’s hard to tell when they’re that size) posts practically scream “I’M ON THE WAITING LIST FOR A GASTRIC BAND.”
i was really getting a strong aquatic-mammal-separated-from-the-pod vibe, but i guess my instincts were wrong. maybe it was naive of me to assume that such low self-esteem can only come from being a fatty boom-boom cake lover. the only other possible explanation i can think of is some kind of traumatic childhood incest situation, which is not something i want to get into.
anyway, enough about your buttery pal – how are you doing, word? hope the menopause isn’t getting to you too much! i would recommend hormone therapy – my aunt mabel had great results with it. apart from the fact that both her tits fell off.
hells yeah. every sad, fat loser who ever read enough reader’s digests to qualify as armchair pschologist can spew old freudian stalwarts.
trying to make it sound like some amazing breakthrough you’ve come up with on your own though, just like a bitch, is the chocolate sprinkles on your one girl/one cup plastic cup of shit.
It may come as a shock to you, vincent, but my crimson tide still rolls in. The only hot flushes I get are during a good old sex sesh. And the only time my vag gets dry is when I think of you taking it up the arse. I must say, honey, you do sound like you’re cramping at the moment. Can I offer you a Naprogesic?
msannethrope – congratulations on your progress with the english language. you got ‘psychology’ right this time! and ‘poo’! we’re all really excited for you.
in any case, i seem to have touched a nerve with the childhood incest thing, and for that i humbly apologise. i’m sure your daddy didn’t lock you in a rape dungeon while he went on a sex holiday to thailand.
there are clearly much more complex reasons for your desperate thirst for approval on the internet, not to mention your 52 inch waist and your poor grasp of english. it is clearly way beyond my feeble grasp of pop psychology.
however, i’m sure you could enlighten us with your superior knowledge in the arcane field of ‘pschology’. and while you’re at it, i’d love to hear more about the “western narrative of history (because it is full of lies and ulterior motives)” – quite the intellectual, aren’t you! i really enjoy these nuggets of nuanced socio-critical analysis – more please!
seriously though, this is like shooting fish in a barrel. you’ll have to step it up a bit, i’m getting bored already.
word – well done on your functioning vagina! i really enjoyed hearing about it. and at your age – who’d have thought it, eh?
Lol what is with this site! Same ppl saying the same things. You got the guy with the robot serial code who keeps calling everything fake. You got the guy who keeps sayings he’s name over and over again just varying the length. Then you got the fat nazi chick ms Anne who keeps on hating on everyone. Then there this Vincent character who keeps trying to set everyone straight. Then if you missed anything, which I highly doubt some SLG character keeps giving a running summary of the blog.
hey, nzl, pretty good call – except you managed to out-summarize slug.
you cracked almost as many hilarious jokes as her, though. so thanks for that.
lamebook; powered by whining & butthurt? is even that a legitimate alternative energy source?
Vincent, your name is kind of mundane and it begs the question – are you gay?
Fat people die younger so why shouldn’t they be mocked? If they’re stupid enough to eat themselves into an early grave then they should expect a joke or two thrown their way. It’s a travesty that people allow fat people the same luxuries as normal humans. They should be A) Banned from fast food outlets, B) Forced to exercise and C) Be told what to eat.
Failure to comply would result in jail because its a CRIME that they’re treated for free, treatment paid for by taxpayers. Some would be allowed to continue as normal though because it would also be a crime if the jokes died out.
i know that you’re looking for someone to approve/pat you on the back/suck your dick, msanne, but you’re a fool if you think i take you seriously.
with some of the utter tripe you write, it’s actually fucking hard imagining such a scenario.
but kudos to you for giving yourself so much credit. perhaps there is a way out of this mess for your poor, battered self-esteem.
and you suck a mean cliché.
you should question my sexuality next.
because you two have really good material. i don’t know how you keep knocking them out like that.
i love how i only have to type three words and you dogs start drooling.
i don’t think what i’m doing is ethical. i wonder if i can still use the data?
can you imagine how excited i am that you’ve typed more than three words, thropadopolous? i’m fucking tweaking my nipples here mate…it’s hard to type!
you’re funny. pretty much my first experience of the joys of interacting with you involved you calling me…oh…fat…and…gay.
if its ok for you to abandon any ideas of what is funny and revert to the path of least resistance, it must be ok for everyone else, right? including me!
so say hi to your mum for me!
drugs, again, msanne? i suppose its a refuge for an unimaginative mind…
i’m going to go ahead and quote someone else here, please forgive the lack of originality, the words fit so well that they really belong here -
You stupid douchenozzle. You truly don’t fucking get it, do you? You poor motherfucker. You’re gonna miss everything cool and die angry.