Wednesday, October 21, 2009

My Precious

My Precious

previous post: Humbleness Fail



  1. Why is it whenever someone starts talking about something rather personal on Facebook, someone always has to jump in and say, “omg i love u!” or “omg your [sic] hilarious!”

    Are these people really that funny?

  2. Let us all bow our heads and be truly thankful that these people are not breeding.

  3. Ridiculous. Nuva Ring is not that complicated. Read an effing pamphlet.

  4. Just had to share it with everybody!
    Personally i would either call some people for some personal issues or use the “MSN”!

  5. …It got stuck on the guy’s penis? Either the nuvaring is much bigger than I imagined, or the dude had a tater tot dick.

  6. Chris makes me UNHAPPY

  7. Pamela,

    Depo provera can sometimes cause fertility problems. In the best interests of the rest of the world, this seems like the choice birth control for you.

    - Dr. Sharkbot

  8. Bananarama – it’s bigger than you imagined.

  9. If I’m having sex, I don’t want to feel like there’s something else in there, fighting for attention.

    I’ve been feeling like this ever since I saw a movie called Teeth.

  10. My girlfriend uses it and it is awesome. It does occasionally get stuck on my dick though…

  11. Why are they finishing nearly every sentence with the word lol!?
    And it’s always directly after a sentence where it is not even logical to use that word.

  12. Chip

    Have we ever asked for your personal experience?

  13. Jacqueline put her nuvaring in wrong, that shouldn’t happen.

  14. Seriously! Call your doctor if you have such questions! WTF!!

  15. @11

    It’s weird, isn’t it? lol

    I don’t get it either lol

    I mean, do people actually ‘laugh out loud’ that much in reality? LOL!

  16. @12. Oooooh… You only want to know about these people’s personal experiences. I see. I will tailor my responses accordingly in the future. Idiot.

  17. I wouldn’t be loling at anything with my dick stuck in a ring.

  18. @jezebel, you’re more vanilla than your name suggests.

  19. Where’s Anonisgay at when you need him?

  20. The Nuvaring frightens me. I’m just sayin’.

  21. I used to sleep with a girl who used one of these. Whatever.

    Beats a coathanger.

  22. @Boz

    That film was terrible, even if the woman did have awesome tits.

  23. Maybe I’m naïve, but isn’t it a little worrying that Pamela thinks she has to pull the device OUT before she has sex?

  24. Snip – that’s exactly what I was thinking!

  25. @11, I think this would be the “apologetic” use of lol, as in apologizing for a really nerdy comment (“nice use of synecdoche! lol”), or a personally embarrassing one, as here.

  26. Bananarama – it’s about 2″ across and stays in the whole time so sometimes you get a hole-in-one ;)

  27. @Snip! – some people actually do, my boyfriend didn’t like the “feeling” of it. As long as you don’t leave it out longer than 2 hours, you’re perfectly fine – even says so in the literature! The fact that she thinks its NECESSARY though is kinda disturbing.

  28. Pamela… Wear the ring. I know it’s very tempting.

  29. @ Crooked Vulture: Yo Pamela, whatcha doin’ wearin’ the ring? All powerful birth control, is that you’re new thing?

  30. GAH! And I meant “your” instead of “you’re”. Don’t attack me.

  31. @Julie

    You have earned a reprieve… this time.

  32. I love how people think talking about your birth control with hundreds of acquaintances is okay :/

  33. pure class

  34. girls are really such giant Ho’s.

  35. Has she never heard of a condom? Or just saying no?

  36. @Cerijw

    Condoms are awful, seriously. Everyone likes to pretend that they’re a handy, easy method of birth control, but they’re not. They’re awkward and stupid and kill the mood. The only good reason to use them is if you’re having sex with lots of different people and you don’t trust their histories.

  37. @Boz: Or if you don’t want to get diseases. I see your point, and I guess it’s different for the guys, but women can get HPV (that thing that’s causing all those annoying commercials with women and their daughters and they don’t actually ever explain what it is). Something like guys are the carriers (and a TON are) and aren’t affected by it, but spread it to women.

  38. Condoms suck when having sex with multiple partners. STDs anyone?

  39. I don’t know about where Pamela comes from, but here in Canada, we need to see a doctor AND a pharmacist before we can even get it. NO EXCUSES TO NOT KNOW WHAT YOU’RE DOING!
    I call attention whore! (Although that’s probably common knowledge.)

    PS. The only useful comment was from Joubin. I really hope, for comedy’s sake, that Joubin is a guy.

  40. Why is Britain the only country that seems to know about the implant?

    People I speak to from every other country have never heard of it.

    It gets injected into your upper arm, feels like a hairclip and stays there for 3 years. No interruption with sex, and you can just forget about it for 3 whole years! (Although it is recommended you check it’s still in place every so often) My boyfriend also dislikes the feeling of it, but I must say he doesn’t have much cause to touch the inside of my upper left arm all that often, so it’s hardly a problem.

  41. For above post (Pink):

    Australia has it. My wife has one.

  42. @pink,

    The implant is every where, it was developed in Europe and has been available in Australia for the last 10 years or so.
    I have it, I have had it for the last 6 years. The fact that you think that you are the only one who has heard of it just shows that you’re not talking to people who give a shit about it.

    these kids are talking about Nuvaring, maybe because it’s a less intrusive way of contraception or the fact that they don’t want a piece of plastic under their skin.

    so yeah. Britain isn’t actually in front with it or anything, it’s just Implanon wasn’t the topic of conversation.

    I’ll get off my soap box

  43. What’s lame about discussing birth control? Yeah, these don’t appear to be the brightest of the bunch, but I don’t see any tactlessness in kids educating each other on medical options.

  44. The lame part is posting it on facebook and detailing particular activities regarding your genitals.

    I just don’t think a whole bunch of people need to know about when somebody has put something in or taken something out of their vagina.

    Also this: “a little ring u shove up your pus”

    I feel dirty just typing it. Pus? Really? Glagh.

  45. @Gaybriel – you say that, but I’m happy to discuss my own sexual health problems with the internet masses. Check my online journal for further details.

  46. WTF man, eew.

  47. This post makes me extremely happy. Not only are these girls less likely to dilute the gene pool with their distorted seed, but they’re incidentally more likely to die of a suppurating STI, oozing pus. From the pus.

  48. I’m on Nuvaring and I told my boyfriend that if it ever ended up wrapped around his manhood he had to pull out and say “Tah dah!”

    Come to find out this is a pretty common occurrence for some people on it. Still hasn’t happened with us yet, though.

  49. I’ve been with two girls that have the Nuva Ring and its only like the size of a quarter so you have to have a skinny weiner to get it stuck around there

  50. @38- try using a new one each time… I know it’s a hassle, but whatever

  51. Thesaurapist 13(F)

    Wow, the TMI flowed right out out of the post and on into the commentary this time, huh?

  52. Its not the size of a quarter, I have one in right now…its like 2-3 inches around or so.

    Mine got caught on my bf’s…member..and we didn’t realize it had happened until a week later when I went to take it out and it wasn’t there. I found it under the bed a month later, still have no clue how it ended up *there*. Had a preg scare as a result tho, cause I don’t check for it everyday so there was some unintentionally unprotected doin’-it during that week it wasn’t in. You don’t feel it at all when it’s in (or out, obv).

    Sorry, I know that was TMI but it was on topic, after all, lol.

  53. *mandy*
    Hah been there, I however have never found the mysterious “missing ring”

  54. Thesaurapist was so right. (#51)

    Discussing your private sex events on facebook is lame. The same for discussing it in the comments section of lamebook.

    Private conversations are just as possible today as they were in the olden days. I’ll advise some youngsters here to look into it.

  55. Now we know Jaqueline is the LAST person you’d ever want to have sex with. In fact, if it were just you and her on the planet, you’d probably masturbate instead.

  56. So I know this guy who was fingering a girl and accidentally pulled her NuvaRing out. LOL

  57. “I’m on Nuvaring and I told my boyfriend that if it ever ended up wrapped around his manhood he had to pull out and say “Tah dah!””

    @Alysia: This made me laugh harder than the original post!

  58. Haha, right after I went on the Nuvaring I was talking to my boyfriend, and I said something like, “Yeah, so you probably won’t be able to feel it.”

    He looked at me funny for a second and said, “It’s a /ring/ where my /dick/ is supposed to be.”

  59. I actually feel that education is not something that should be limited, no matter the topic. If someone doesn’t know, I would tell them. AT LEAST she’s trying to do something instead of continuing to heavily populate the globe as some others are…cuz they just don’t care.
    I use Nuvaring && it’s never gotten stuck lol[that had me ROLLIN]….they must not be as blessed in that department as my bf.

  60. It’s not that she’s trying to keep the global population low because she’s concerned about conceiving a child in a harsh environment and worrying about all financial, emotional and physical considerations that come along with it.
    She just wants to get laid :\

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