mark is a great person. i submitted this because every time i look at it makes me laugh. everyone was busting his balls for fun as we usually do and anyone who is upset or think thom was serious about the october 11th comment you should get a sense of humor.
Mark: How was work today?
Johnny: Oh pretty good. We got a new client… at the bank. We make a lot of money.
Mark: What client?
Johnny: I can not tell you, its confidential.
Mark: Oh come on. Why not?
Johnny: No I can’t. Anyway, how is your sex life?
I know the dude who submitted this and Mark. I can vouch for the whole gang as heartless, half vampire, asexual douchebags. Oh, and if you think that September 11 actually happened on September 11 and not on October 11 then you are sadly mistaken.
I’m the real Thom; and I’m an informed young professional who majored in polysci +history (though I also get jokes). Clearly, I realize (and did at the time of posting my “My name’s Mark joke”) that the WTC attack occurred on the 11th day of the 9th month of the year 2001, not on the 11th day of the 10th month of that same year…
More information for those of you who are interested: what’s going on here is a somewhat friendly competition to come up with the best version of the “My name’s at Mark and this is me looking stern at ground zero joke,” Apow + “Chris” won. You may think that makes us, “Mark’s friends”, the ass-holes in the situation, especially considering he had just broken up with his girlfriend and was feeling like crybating and listening to “Nothing Compares 2 U”, but I assure you that Mark is king prick of dickface mountain. He’s such a flagellate, Larry David, mother-fucker that he charges you two value meal items for a ride to mcdicks drive through then doesn’t even bring you all the way back to your house.
Props to Fred for setting things straight, dude is clearly the man.
@EIEIO No. Mark went to New York with his girlfriend. They took photos. This is one of the photos. Marks friends (who are in fact comic genious) made fun of the photo of Mark in front of ground zero. They made up the stuff about Mark getting it on with construction workers and (as pointed out by ‘fterklang) the fact that they are making fun of Mark is indicated by staring their sentences with “Hi I’m Mark”. Mark is pointing out that this isn’t the only photo they took in New York and that other photos were taken down because Mark and his girlfiend broke up, hence the photos were taken down. Hope that clears it up for you. A certain amount of huomor has just been taken out of this after explaining it to hell. Having said that, I still laugh every time i read this. That’s how funny it it.
Hey so this is the real mark, although I can’t really prove that.
This whole deal was pretty funny. One or two remarks were kinda shitty though. Thom is kindof a dick, which is ironic becase fat guys are supposed to be jolly. I wish I charged him more for that ride to richmond st. The house was 2 houses away from the corner, and it was a one way street. I would of had to go all the way around to drop him 20 meters closer- fuck that.
Also, I was really serious in this picture. I don’t think my friends have ever seen me with a serious face. Since telling everyone I broke up with her after the trip I guess it gave new meaning to the picture cause a straight face can look extremely sad given a certain context.
But what the fuck is one supposed to do when posing for a picture in front of ground zero? I guess the obvious choice is laugh.