Thursday, August 13, 2009

My Gun!!!


My Gun

Well crap.  Sometimes here at Lamebook we screw up.  Here we are, thinking that this was some lame post containing a baby with a lethal weapon laying on top of him when really it’s just a promotional poster for the new movie “Look Who’s Shooting.”  The movie is a hilarious comedy staring John Turturro and previous recordings of Bruce Lee as the baby’s voice.

What happens when a new-to-the-scene bank robber decides to pull off the ultimate heist without a bit of planning?  I think you know … But wait, a talking baby, strapped with a gat shows up on the scene?!  Oh no!!  Who knows what will happen?!  Be sure to check local listings for times and locations.

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  1. What’s lame about this?? At least he took the clip out…

  2. RE: “WTF What’s lame about this?? At least he took the clip out…”

    Are you kidding me? Shane is a testosterone-filled idiot, more interested in displaying his small penis, sorry gun, than his newborn son. That gun should be put away with his GI Joe dolls and his Soldier of Fortune magazines.

  3. You're not alone in your stupidity

    I just went to a funeral a couple months ago after a kid killed himself accidently with his parent’s gun. That’s usually the outcome when parents introduce guns to little ones. Way to go! This one’s starting early.

  4. I have not the words.

  5. This photo is going to be introduced as evidence one day.

  6. ohsweetbabyjesus.
    Way to go Dad! buy your newborn son a gun !

  7. James, it’s call sarcasm….

  8. sorry WTF. In my defense, sometimes sarcasm doesn’t always come across well in writing.

  9. Are you kidding? THIS IS THE MOST AWESOME KID EVER! HE LOOKS SO COOL!! The only thing that would make him cooler is if you gave him shades and a cigarette. Oh yeah. Win.

  10. God dammit. I’m going to have to put a bigger lift on my F-350 to be able to compensate.

  11. GunsDontKillPeople

    To You’re not alone in your stupidity:

    Those parents you were speaking of are stupid. Gun laws require you to lock them away. If you teach your children about the dangers of guns and never leave them out there will never be accidents. Given this guy is a fucking loser for showing off his gun more than his son, but it doesn’t mean this kid will ultimately die by said gun.

  12. @you’re not alone. While I do think this is kind of an idiotic photo, it is usually the kids that are not introduced to guns that are curious enough about them to shoot themself. Those that are introduced to them properly and know what they are capable of are smart enough not to shoot themself with daddy’s gun.

  13. Guess i’m a slow typer.

  14. Meh, Shane should wait til his son’s at least old enough to talk to get him interested in guns…

  15. Thanks for the soapbox, gunsdontkillpeople. You don’t suppose this picture shows some SERIOUS yellow flags for the kid having a father that is probably a little too into the gun culture, and a little too careless with his guns though, do you?

    I mean, what kind of mindset would have to be behind someone thinking that a gun is 1) an appopriate gift for a newborn and 2) taking a pic with the newborn and the gun in his lap is cool/acceptable/something to do? And HIS MOTHER WENT FOR IT.

    If you don’t see the issues and alarms here, you are the one with with the issue. It’s people like you that can’t call things like they are plainly visible that are killing our society.

    p.s. NOT sarcasm this time.

  16. Guns don’t kill people.

    Babies with guns do.

  17. This isn’t funny or lame. Its horrible and sick. I hope one of his “friends” turned him into child protective services. Seriously.

  18. You rock TrainReq

  19. Is this pic an accurate reflection of Shane’s priorities? ‘Cause, for real, you hardly even notice the infant. Newborn. Infant. Also, if that’s real, doesn’t a real metal pistol land on the “kinda heavy” end of the spectrum of things you place on the chest of an infant? I wouldn’t know. I’ve never tried it.

    Photo 11 of 11. I’d love some conjecture on what “cool” props Shane placed in front of his unfortunate, swaddled gun stand of a son in the other ten. I’ll start: a copy of Hustler.

  20. Anyone who doesn’t like this photo hates America.

  21. wtf?

  22. The comments here are funnier than the picture. Child protective services? Come on. It isn’t like this kid has any idea what that thing is or even has the strength to pull the trigger and hurt himself with it. And just because the parents posed the gun there for a silly photo doesn’t mean they leave guns laying around the house or that they’re going to let the kid play with them.

  23. @Bri Bri #19: Sudafed supplies + meth-making portable kit; jug of gasoline + matches; baby bottle filled with absinthe; kryptonite; asbestos; various weapons of mass destruction.


  25. Hahaha thanks for coming by, Aushok.

  26. Babies love the nipples and the nines!!!

    Get me this kid’s address because I’m sending him an NRA membership and a signed picture of Charlton Heston for his christening!!!

  27. This was taken roughly 9 months after “I’m engaged!!!” I presume.

  28. Awwwwww, the gun’s almost bigger than he is! Coochie coochie coo!

  29. 20 years from now, Shane won’t understand why he likes to rest a gun on his crotch when he’s feeling sad and lonely.

  30. Right on, Riiight…

    And about 6 years before a status update announcing he FINALLY passed the GED exam.

  31. It’s an unloaded gun. I.E. an inanimate object. Is it in poor taste? Probably. Is it a life threatening situation? No. Some of you need to calm down.

  32. @radioburning

    What sort of comments would you expect for this entry in lamebook? The whole point of putting it on the site is that it’s retarded enough to comment on…

  33. I thnk dat they shoulndt let kids have guns, cuz they is dangerous.

  34. how cute.

  35. “they is dangerous”…..classic.

  36. samefag alert

  37. he’s making a valid Right-Wing point that the Constitution clearly states that infants can not be denied the right to carry firearms in public places.

  38. awww! the true hard knock life.

  39. that’s disgusting

  40. I somehow doubt that child really said “Cool B-day present dad!!”

  41. This is awful. I am all about being an adult and owning a gun whatever but people like this really shouldn’t be allowed to own them. What a fucking idiot.

  42. All that kid needs it a leather jacket, some aviaters, and a toothpick/cigarette!

  43. All that kid needs it a leather jacket, some aviaters, and a toothpick/cigarette!

    To be a member of the A-Team?

  44. I mean, sure the guy has such piss-poor judgement that he thought this was a great photo op for lil’ junior’s baby album, but I don’t see the problem with him being allowed to own an easily concealed semi-automatic weapon designed solely for the purpose of killing other human beings.

    You guys need to chill out.


  45. shane should probably wait until his kid is bigger than the gun before giving it to him.

  46. That baby is entitled to defend himself!

  47. and this is why people should not procreate.
    people like shane need to be castrated from birth.

  48. It’d be so very righteous if his son grows up to be flamingly gay, no?

  49. christ. guy takes a funny picture and you all freak out and get trolled by it. Welcome to the internet.

    if that baby managed to pull the trigger and aim at its own face, good. it was too smart to live and would have grown up to be a super villian.

    palin/limbaugh 2012!

  50. You make other Conservatives look bad. Stop breathing.

  51. brickswillbeshat

    Palin/Limbaugh FTW!

  52. Anyone else astonished that the kid is white?

  53. Psycho!

  54. I wish that gun was a toy water gun like in Home Alone. Too bad daddies these days don’t believe in good ol’ Sesame Street videos.

  55. Yeah, I’m a pretty strong defender of the 2nd amendment, but that pic is totally beyond defending. On the list of things a baby should be pictured with, “a gun” is definitely not one of them. If Shane wants his 10-year-old to take shooting lessons, fine (and I’d *LOVE* it if the firearms-savvy kid grows up to be a firearms-savvy gay guy because more homosexuals need to be in the NRA!), but dude, from 0 – 10 is Bert & Ernie time, not Smith & Wesson time.

  56. at least he’s not shooting blanks:P

  57. @Sparky:

    in order to be a member of the A-team, this child would need a cigar, not a toothpick or a cigarette.

    i think that, due to his small stature, he would need to prove himself by showing his ability to handle both the gun and a large cigar.

  58. America’s most wanted just dropped its age limit!!!
    lol @ nilda

  59. People pose their children with far more dangerous things than a Sprinfield XD sans magazine (It’s a magazine people, not a clip. At least learn the difference if you intend to use the terms). Cigars, animals, friends from college. The list goes on.

    At any rate, it’s probably not wise to place items far heavier than can be moved by your child on top of their body – regardless of their physical composition or range of practical uses. That said, I’m hopeful the pictured young child is taught proper firearm safety in a the next decade. It’s been over 21 years since I got the memo, and even at war I’ve still never broken a single one of the cardinal rules. Unsurprisingly, I’ve never negligently shot a single thing. Imagine that.

  60. people should understand that sarcasm can’t always be read. so instead of taking it for granted to be understood, JUST EXPLAIN THAT YOU WERE SARCASTIC IN A KIND MANNER INSTEAD OF MAKING IT WORSE

    “WTF August 13th, 2009 at 10:03 am

    What’s lame about this?? At least he took the clip out…”

    sarcasm went over my head for example, but I get it now. text is just not the best vehicle for short concise sarcasm unless hinted at strongly. hint hinthfgh

  61. So he took this after he stole the baby at gunpoint? ‘My son!!!’ Kind of like ‘My sweeties!!’

  62. Thats disgusting

  63. tities and nines.. bahaha..

    i teach my 3 year old muay thai.. those school grounds could be dangerous!

    This kid in pre-school bit my son three times, My little guy went and put that little shit in a rear-naked choke hold.

    Proudest day of my life :)

  64. Hey Anthony… SHHHHHH!

  65. baby got back-up

  66. Only in America.

  67. oh jesus christ in heaven. the stupid people really need to stop breeding.

  68. lol i just wonder what hes gonna get for his next birthday……..

  69. I don’t see anything wrong with this…

  70. Nice XD! Yea no mag but its probably got one in the chamber ;)

  71. Heard on the radio today that a couple got arrested for posting pictures of their children with guns. They thought it would be cool to take pictures of their 5 year old and 2 month old (or something like that) and send it to their family and friends. Well someone tipped off child services and the cops. Wonder if this was them?

  72. God. Dammit. Poor kid does not stand a chance growing up in a hillbilly hell like this.

  73. It’s a BB gun, albeit an expensive one. I used to own one….

  74. Listen,
    First off, its quite sick that people would report other people for the way they want to raise their children.
    Second off, gun accidents happen when children AREN’T introduced to weapons and shown the proper way to handle them.
    Third off, I bet if he had condoms and other things around his kid you would be fine with it. Its the same concept, you want to have you kids educated on sex, so you introduce them to these things.

    Just because there is a weapon, doesn’t prove that this family is “hillbilly”
    you people really shouldn’t judge like you do, its kind of sad.

    Also, everyone who thinks this is a real Pistol are well pretty much retards. You can see that the Slide and front of the pistol are one piece, aka the slide could not possible actually work the way it is intended to on a real gun.
    Maybe if your parents introduced you to these things you would know the difference between weapons and toys.

  75. Dear Frank.
    I get your point about education, but a child with a lethal weapon is not safe under any circumstances. Accidents happen and I’ll be damned if a five year old understands the concept of death no matter how many times you tell them not to pull the trigger. The fact that this particular gun is fake, a toy even, only makes it worse. Besides, I don’t quite understand your comparing a gun with condoms. As far as I know condoms are used for sex, which is not only a fundamentally non-lethal activity, but actually a vital part of our species continued survival. Guns on the other hand, are used for killing people. Most children will grow up to e adults who occationally have sex, they will not grow up to be murderers..

  76. Frank,
    Your an idiot if you think thats a toy gun. Its a Springfield Tactical XDm in .40S&W

  77. pretty sure some one was going for the size comparison it’s amazing the number of things you photo next to your first baby just most are to busy with said child until the new wears off and good sense returns hence most photo’s are never inflicted upon the public anyone who thinks an infant could possibly harm herself with a firearm is not thinking this through

  78. hell yeah, son!

  79. I hope somebody castrated this inbred hick!

  80. Yes, we should teach our children how to use a gun in case they don’t blow their brains out.

    After watching some Looney Tunes and Tom & Jerry cartoons, I’m sure every kid out there knows what a gun does. Or a TNT bomb. Or a grenade. Or a loaded cannon. Or gun powder. No need for tutorials like these.

    There are other ways of teaching children about weapons and how fucked up they are when stupid people use them.

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