Saturday, October 30, 2010

Mummy Mommy

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  1. Meh O_O

  2. Why do women always tack on all the extra consonants at the end of words like that? It’s not cute; it just looks so goddamn stupid.

  3. Ohhhhhh yes… NO!

  4. dirtylittlepretty

    dumb.

  5. dirtylittlepretty

    @next it’s because she is an annoying twat.

  6. Dukey Smoothy Buns

    I have to commend the Adm|ns for not blurring out her tits.

  7. lol Dukey

  8. posts on a Saturday? Yey

  9. Att nexttttt, whyy wouldd itttttt be annoyingggggggggggggg? Likee, it’ss soooo cuteeeEeEeEeeEE! Itt justtt sayss thattttttt I’mm awesomeeeeee!

  10. My thoughts exactly, curlybap. o.O Posts on a weekend are really rare.

    Daniel deserves a high five.

  11. The extra consonants are meant to visibly illustrate a held syllable, like when some screams for a really long time cuz they are disturbed. Or the hold onto the wwww part in awwww when something is extra cute.

  12. How exactly do you hold a voiceless velar plosive?

  13. Near your mouth.

  14. Monica seems like a hot but VERY annoying big-busted dumb blonde. And British on top of it I assume. Thumbs up to Daniel!

    @mad2 – You mean without sounding like you’re choking on something? *shrug* But isn’t it done a lot in Arabic and Hebrew languages, though (among others)?

  15. I hate American Pie for ever introducing the term “MILF”. It is overused, wrongly used, and misinterpreted. I’m sorry moms, but your monkey hole just isn’t that special.

  16. @mad2 A voiceless velar fricative in place of a /k/ in eek is super cute, no?

    @Shelley A lot of languages actually use a comtinuous version if a /k/ (e.g. Spanish, German) and it’s not a very choky sound. Arabic language sounds you’re thinking of are a lot further back in the throat. They’re pretty cool but I think I’d hurt my throat or choke trying to make them. Not skilled enough.

    Done being a nerd.

    I’m surprised there’s a post on a Saturday, but I could’ve done without this.

  17. That was absolutely pathetic.

  18. The point is you can’t hold a plosive because it is produced by stopping the airflow. so ‘kkkkkkkk’ doesn’t make sense.

  19. @mad2. i agree with you. i justs didnt know how to phrase my opinion correctly. thank you :)

  20. wow… don’t know what’s more pathetic – how bad his joke is or that he clearly thought it was hilarious and took a screenshot within a minute of posting.

  21. Well, I have nothing good to say, so…

    Ooh, eeh, ooh ah ah, ting tang, walla walla bing bang!

  22. Darn you panda, First i have a damn annoying Rick Astley song stuck in my head from the other post…. and now i got that song rattling around in there too :(

    I hate you so much right now….

    Shit that’s another song thats gonna annoy me. Damn catchy song lyrics… :”(

  23. I TOLD THE WITCH DOCTOR I WAS IN LOVE WITH YOU! I TOLD THE WITCH DOCTOR I WAS IN LOVE WITH YOU! AND THEN THE WITCH DOCTOR, HE TOLD ME WHAT TO DO! HE TOLD ME…

    OOH, EEH, OOH AH AH, TING TANG, WALLA WALLA, BING BANG! OOH, EEH, OOH AH AH, TING TANG, WALLA WALLA BING BANG!!

  24. cool this is my post, although most you dont seem to like it, it made me giggle – must try hard in future
    thank you Shelley & Keona

    follow me on twitter -> stickyd12

  25. Yeah, I’ll get right on that.

  26. This post is so shit I nearly imploded from boredom.

  27. Really dude? You’re posting your twitter on here? Haha..probably gonna have to delete it after a few days ;)

  28. @stickyd12, I’ll be over here——————–>

    Twitter is gay. Real smart there posting your shit like that.
    Happy Halloween for those that celebrate it.

  29. They very rarely do Saturday posts, and when they do they waste the time & energy on something stupid like this?! Fuckin A man…

  30. Wow, stickyd12 is lame

    “i have an itch inside my foreskin, i hope its not an std…..again *fingers crossed its a bit of cum*”

    “must try hard in future”…seems like you’re trying pretty hard already

  31. Twitter isn’t gay(er than FB). I mean both twitter and FB are basically for people to post random irrelevant thoughts that pop into their heads; the advantage of twitter is that there’s a tight limit on length.
    But I’d like to point out that mb’s quote from sticky is actually among the less lame tweets he has (also, washing your cock should take care of ‘bits of cum’). From description: ‘Don’t follow me if you don’t like rape jokes!’ Example of rape ‘joke:’ ‘i will rape you in your mouth, i will rape you in your fucking mouth’
    Now I don’t like rape jokes but I think we can all agree ‘i will rape you in your mouth’ is NOT EVEN A GODDAMN JOKE.
    (Off topic alert) I am highly amused by the song Pornstar Dancing. Keona, the video for it reminded me of that video you said you wanted to emulate in film.

  32. If you view the image on his twitter page it shows graffiti with what I think may be his real name…not smart.

  33. @Stickyd12

    You just dug your own grave there, pal.

  34. Given just 20 minutes alone with Monica, she’d be in desperate need of some fucking bandages that’s for sure.

    Don’t get me wrong, they’re just to shove in her gob whilst i rodeo her from behind, I can’t be arsed listening to all her eeks and awws.

  35. mad2physicist that raping the mouth thing is actually a line from South Park
    i only have ‘Don’t follow me if you don’t like rape jokes!’ in my bio so i dont get cunts wasting their time following me only to block me minutes later (i used to get loads of blocks a day till i added that). Far to many ppl tweet things like “im going to have a sandwich” at least i post things that are different and, i like to say, not boring

    mb i only use that name so my mum or people at work cant find me on there

    Imamofo you and me both! she is annoying but very fit!

  36. What a sluty moron!!! Learn how to fucking spell…… Do girls really think this makes them look good? Guys dont like stupid girl so go kill yourself. She probally submitted this herself thinking it was cute.

  37. @stickyd12 … put a fucking shirt on, tosser.

  38. steffy88: ‘so go kill yourself’? Not cool.

  39. Wow steffy88 – calm yourself

  40. lol @ steffy. Relaaaaxxxxx

  41. @mad2 Never heard of that band until now, just checked it out that vid.

    *Borat voice* Very nice.

  42. Keona, the band sucks. That song (w/ Zakk Wylde) is all that is good from them, but primarily, the song is hilarious.

  43. Oh, well you just saved me from listening to any more songs..thanks. I’m not sure how anyone else is with the discovery of new bands to them, but me, if I like one song, I give ‘em a chance and listen to a few more before I make a judgment call.

    Unless someone gives me the heads up. I agree with you, that song is hilarious.

    I swear Porn Star Dancing was a parody of a different rock song with the same exact music..but after searching…I can only assume that I’ve been hearing the lyrics wrong on the radio and it IS the song I’ve been hearing. I swear before they were saying, ” and I won’t stop dancing”

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