I think Josh is more of c**t than Crystal is. Seriously, she just pushed a watermelon out of her body 13 days ago. She’s probably still got stitches down there, if they had to cut her. You can’t expect a woman to bounce back that quickly. That’s a bullsh*t thing to do to a woman.
Men are biologically designed to be horny, we cannot help it. I find myself looking at my cheerios and getting the urge to stick my dick in one of those. As for farting in the bathtub, who doesn’t love the smell of their own farts?
Jealous? Well… no. Not particularly, I must admit.
I would seriously worry if I sprouted a dick one day. I mean, I do have a few hanging around. But I don’t believe one should appropriate other people, therefore I won’t really call them mine. They do come in diverse sizes and are competent to varying degrees.
But the fact that I find qualities for each of them is really what I meant to convey…
Unless we’re talking about the clit=female dick thing, but even then, I’m not winning contests.