It’s my contention that you can’t do it accidentally, unless your aim is ridiculously bad and you shoot yourself in the mouth. No, Mikey wanted to do a little taste test and see what the fuss is all about, but he’s worried his friends will think he’s weird. He hasn’t realized that his friends will still think he’s weird for posting about it on Facebook. But, Mikey, there’s really no shame in it.
Bulldog – Maybe it was like that one scene from ‘There’s Something About Mary’ when he projectile spunks in his hair (and then Mary thinks it’s hair gel and “borrows” a little). Some guys have a better “range” than others I guess.
Well there’s the OTHER option (that goes along with the ‘intent’ suspicion): he may have been testing his own flexibility, so to speak (hehheh) and in the heat of the moment, just didn’t pull out of his own mouth in time.
Bulldog: next time you’re having some alone time with Jill, look in the mirror: I’m sure your mouth will be open. That’s why they call it the “O” face, afterall. It’s like kicking a field goal, I guess. You just got lucky and missed!
Fealkj: Did it surprise you? When it landed in your mouth?
Wow…I seemed to have stepped in at the wrong time with all this snowball talk. I must admit that I find it comical to take a picture of my duper and approach my wife with “Hey honey, check out what I saw today”. She, on the other hand, is not amused.
Comments, re the “Aussie down under” thing, I will tell you this much… Aussie boys better start eating better, or doing something to improve their flavour.
They need to take a leaf out of the their New Zealand bros book. The fruit (juice) from the Kiwi’s loins is of a much higher quality, it is extremely palatable. I don’t know what they do to make it better, it just is (I’ve had some extensive experience in the Kiwi fruit area).
So you Aussie boys, if you have any Kiwi friends, I suggest you get some tips, or I won’t be inclined to go “down under” again.
Eat a dick, gobsmacked. In fact, have two. Don’t come in here calling Word names to make yourself feel better. I hate that crap… the double standard has always amazed me… women can and should enjoy sex the same as men do. Just because you pine for the days when women were locked in the tower and could only have sex through a hole cut in a sheet doesn’t mean the rest of us should be as unhappy. Get lost.
Personally I pine for any day when people (note: not gender based, I never assumed wordpervert was a chick, could be a gay dude, surely?) didn’t so indiscriminately swallow any reasonably transmissive fluids (can’t think of the word I want). Or at least wordpervert, I hope you are warning those NZers.
On a separate, but equally important note, you seem to think my comment wasn’t meant to be humourous, right? I can’t imagine why. It was as even less insulting than yours was, considering I only was insulting of you, however you were of a whole nation (okay, well, half a nation).
Ok, so I was perusing the older posts and came across this. Now, I’m not typically inclined to comment on such things as I find the judgemental and scathing posts to be no fun (and therefore a waste of my time). However, in this case, I am the one who made the initial comment to word and left her open to get blindsided. Sorry wordy, sure didn’t see that coming.
As for those who are throwing around the derogatory names, I’d love to launch into a well-crafted diatribe extolling the benefits of a sexually liberated individual. Since you took my comment and used it as a vehicle to insult, you just pissed me off so you don’t get that. Instead, you get this: sit on it and rotate you bile-spewing asshats.
That rhymed… a lot. I’m impressed.
@ Maverician, gobsmacked
I would like to say that as someone that partook in some pissed arguing awhile back and where saying as much may make me a bit two faced, your posts were over the line, very rude and offensive. You wanna get mad about having to wade through sexting do it in a post where it happens for 200 comments in a row, not one where no one has done anything annoying. Her comment was amusing, and you two sound like shit disturbers. Everyone else has gotten over it. The annoying sexting has actually for the most part been cut down to a tolerable level and if you think Aussies would actually get offended by that comment you must think it’s a nation of pansies.
Sorry, shouldn’t have said everyone. Those that keep their hands down their pants waiting for wordperfects comments enjoy it being a total slag. The rest of us don’t. I’m annoyed that we have to wade through so much of its shit to get to anything worth reading. I also know I’m not the only one to have commented on this.
I’m not allowed to post this on this particular thread? Why? Oh sorry…its because you said so.
I’m calling it names to make myself feel better? Really? It writes like a slag, it is a slag, end of story. I’m sure it knows its a slag. But don’t worry, I’m sure you and it are getting off on you jumping to its defense. I bet that makes you feel better.
It is an attention whore. If I have to put up with reading its crap, you have to put up with reading my ‘crap’.
Hmmm… gobsmacked, maybe you could’ve been a tad less insulting. wordpervert is apparently quite popular on here (and I’m sure that’s not all to do with his/her blowjob prowess) and you’ve got to expect his/her fans to come to his/her defence.
ParanoidAndroid, Bulldog and CommentsAtLarge: nice of you to be wordpervert’s bodyguards, but you all fail massively in the way you did it. You all came off looking like school bullies.
Oh, and if any of you attack me for posting here before I got your permission, you fail even more.
How can you possibly be insulted here? This is a fuggin website based on dick, fart, piss, and shit jokes…don’t act all offended because someone was playing along. Way to be fuckwits gobsmacked and Maverician…too bad the comments here aren’t worthy to put back on the main page.
I see the GIFT is at work here. I mainly lurk around here in the shadows… not creepy at all, but after the shitstorm above I have to say something.
Really, what’s the point of being offended on the internet? I don’t know, maybe I’m just desensitized. Seriously, everything after wordpervert’s post was unnecessary. Flaming is a novelty if anything else. There was nothing offensive about it, and even if there was, pick your damn battles. Youtube taught me that you can get along quite well just ignoring people. Even posts simply saying “I don’t care” take some level of caring to type out.
I realize how hypocritical this post is: expecting order to be maintained so that I’m not bothered by people being bothered. The actual posts here have been… lame lately but I still have faith in the awesome comments. Otherwise I wouldn’t hang around. Anyway, I am an illusion. You haven’t seen me, okay?
I was going to comment on the post, but as I read through the comments, I couldn’t help but to be a little disturbed.The double standard, non-empathetic, four letter name dropping ass poles disturbed me a little when they feel they should censor what someone has to say on a PUBLIC forum. If I recall correctly, I’m pretty sure almost everybody that comments in here is guilty of being a little whoreish with the comments they post.
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. With that being said, not everyone is smart enough to have a legitimate opinion.
I have empathy for the poor souls who have to make themselves feel better by berating somebody they don’t know.
Gobsmacked, you seem to be the worst of them. I feel sorry for your partner, (IF you have one.) as I can tell you are a controling dick that does not show the slightest bit of equality among your fellow peers.
I have said all I feel should be. Good day to you all and I hope that maybe one day the abusive ass masters will find out that other people have feelings too. (Yes I am being very hipicritical in this last paragraph.)