They’re frat boys. For those of you outside the USA, that means these guys are all gay. They live together in a house in college with Greek letters on them, and they have gay sex all the time with each other. They drink a lot, and they have girlfriends who don’t seem to realize they’re gay; look up “sorority girls” for more information.
So what they’re saying is that they covered up for their trashy, slutty gay “bro”–that’s what they call each other now instead of “Mary”–by pretending they played a trick on him. They parents obviously aren’t buying it, since he has to move out of the Greek sex house anyway.
I think Brandon will miss having hot gay sex with Zach the most. I just get that feeling.
I’m terribly sorry to bother everyone, but I lost my internet coverage for a while. I’ve only got it back since the start of this week, and I’m very sorry to see that Dan Fargis has stopped posting? Why is this? Honestly, the best part of Lamebook was Fargis’s insane, foam-mouthed christian rants.
why do you miss him so much, jizzy? aren’t there foam-mouthed christian/racist/stupidly partisan rants on almost all websites on the internet? seriously, the other day i was looking at a consumer guide website, checking out the spec on a george foreman grill, and in a helpful review one anonymous man wrote a page-long, completely insane rant about killing crackers and jesus being black.
it sealed the deal though. got me an ‘entertaining grill’ (‘for those grill enthusiasts that love entertaining guests’). you should try george’s recipe for smoked mackerel paninis. delicious (and almost ZERO fat).
I’ll tell you what I hate is people who type ‘HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA’ when they find something funny on Facebook. Is that to compensate for the fact that none of us are able to hear your stupid goofy laugh, were you SO desperate to show everyone how funny you found the prank and thus would be a better roomate than Brandon, or are you just easily amused by pressing the H and A keys over and over and over?