Friday, June 17, 2011


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  1. LAST!

  2. Censorship fail.

  3. Hahaha this was funny. I think Jennifer didn’t quite understand the game

  4. Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!

  5. “Bone Collector” WINS!!!!!!!!

  6. not a single person said “Snatch”?

  7. Little Red Riding Hood?

  8. “There Will Be Blood”

  9. Blood in, Blood out? At least every month.

  10. CommentsAtLarge

    “The Core”
    “Deep Impact”

  11. “It’s A Wonderful Life”
    “Gone in 60 Seconds”
    Nick Cage movies were made for this game.

    Oh, also “XXX”

  12. Almost a daily Lamebook occurrence, Anders.

    For amusement value, oatmeal, I’m going with Jennifer understanding the game perfectly, and using those movies to describe her vag. That works for me.

    This vag/movie thing could go on forever… well… at least over the weekend…

  13. Outbreak

  14. Let the Right one In

  15. The male version of this thing is trending on twitter #describeyourpeniswithamovietitle

    Favs so far inc. ‘Black Snake Moan’, ‘In Too Deep’, ‘South Park, Bigger, Longer & Uncut’, ‘What Women Want’ & ‘Up’

  16. @Afrocomb
    How about “Titanic: Extended Version”

  17. 300

  18. Finding Nemo
    Snow White
    The Justin Beiber Experience

  19. Kung Pow: Enter the Fist
    Lord of the Flies
    Furry Vengeance

  20. Can’t believe nobody said “Octopussy” yet. LOL

  21. the fast and the furious
    12 angry men
    the thing
    it came from outer space
    the thin red line (yum)
    the core

  22. Grindhouse

  23. Jaws
    Temple of Doom
    Harry Potter

  24. The abyss
    V for Vendetta
    Tin Cup
    Pretty in Pink

  25. Alone in the Dark?

  26. The Hurt Locker

  27. Hurt locker was already in there.

    How about “Philadelphia”?
    Too soon?

  28. Dude, Where’s My Car?
    The Sound of Music

  29. Big Fish

  30. The Ruins

  31. Let Me In
    Journey to the Center of the Earth
    Joy Ride

  32. My Bloody Valentine
    The Cave
    Risky Business

  33. Waterworld
    No Country for Old Men
    The Toxic Avenger
    Swamp Thing
    The Postman Always Rings Twice
    Disturbing Behavior

  34. hot fuzz

  35. Game of Death
    Pet Sematary
    Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure

  36. O
    Drowning Mona
    What Lies Beneath
    The Sum of All Fears
    Sin City
    The Hunt for Red October

  37. Big Trouble in Little China

  38. When aroused : “The Firm”
    When unaroused : “The Big Chill”
    Pretty in Pink
    Road to Perdition
    National Treasure
    Easy Rider

  39. When Harry met Sally
    3 men and a little lady

  40. Curly Sue
    A fish called Wanda


  42. old school
    boogie nights
    white chicks
    final destination

  43. Precious

  44. Grease
    House of 1000 Corpses
    Stick It
    Bring It On
    Gentlemen Prefer Blonds
    The Posieden Adventure

  45. harold and kumar: escape from quantanimo bay

  46. Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone
    Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
    Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
    Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
    Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
    Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
    Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows – Part 1
    Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows – Part 2

    I recommend the BOXED set.

  47. Tears of the Sun

    Bruce Almighty




  48. Pulp Friction ..

    I know I am not playing right .. sue me.

  49. Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life.

  50. @mass:

    Don’t Tell Mom the Vagina’s Dead
    Schindler’s Vagina
    Fried green vagina’s
    The Bourne Vagina
    Robin Hood: Men in Vaginas
    The Good, the Bad, and the Vagina
    A Vagina Full of Dollars
    Steel Vaginas
    Big Trouble In Little Vagina
    Much Ado About Vaginas
    Vaginas of Endearment
    Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Vagina.
    Toy Vagina
    The hunt for Red vagina
    Dude, Where’s My Vagina?

    Someone stop me.

  51. The movie is the The Beaver.

  52. No country for old men
    The Business
    The Firm
    Blood Diamond

  53. Field of dreams
    The Abyss
    Cold Mountain
    Red Dawn
    No Way Out

  54. Pootie Tang
    Mrs. Doubtfire
    Meet the Fockers
    A Mighty Wind

  55. Teeth
    The Perfect Storm
    Girl, Interrupted
    The punisher

  56. I am severely disappointed that so many of you people decided to engage in this activity. You have become that which we mock.

    I describe this entry with my cock: Too long, though quick to disappoint, and filled with unpleasantness.

  57. It wouldn’t have been so bad if there were a few more clever or amusing contributions, but many of these don’t even make sense. Seriously, most of you are as clueless as Jennifer’s fried green tomato.

  58. lol soup.

    i describe this entry with my arsehole: unnaturally large, gapingly vacuous and lined with other people’s shit. also, with gloopy dribbles of spunk trickling out and forming small bubbles of bloodshot protein on my brutalized rim, my pulsating sphincter straining under the impact of several dirty cocks. but i’m not quite sure where that bit fits into the analogy.

  59. Dukey Smoothy Buns

    Wow, anybody remember back when the comments used to make fun of the people in the post for doing repetitive, unfunny stupid shit … as opposed to joining in.

  60. *facepalm*

  61. I got all excited when I saw that there were 60 comments, thinking that this was going to be an awesomely epic thread.
    My hopes have been considerably dashed.

  62. I can’t believe no one has said “slammin’ salmon”. great movie.

  63. Surely you guys aren’t surprised by this thread? What else did you think people were going to do with this post? For me, the major disappointment lies in the fact that most of these suggestions are very uninspired, and most likely, put forward by men. Let’s face it, these days, most threads on Lamebook are like Soup’s cock – just not as long.

    And thank you, vincent, for giving us that virtual tour inside your rectum.

  64. God forbid anyone should have fun on the internet…

    And shouldn’t it be Missbuzzkillington logging in to decry the attempts at funhaving? If I’m guna be slapped down, I want it to be by the queen of the portmanteau. Or Nathalie Portman.

    Vincent- pictures or it didn’t happen

  65. Zigs Soup, Smoothybuns…
    Well I had fun. That it wasn’t as good for you as it was for me, hey- sucks for you. *Lits cigarette.

  66. Dawn of the Dan

    Commenter #42, you are a fucking moron.
    You can’t just say the name of the first movie that comes into your head. “Gremlins?” “Old School?” What the hell?

  67. Okay, I waited all weekend and I can’t believe nobody thought of;

    The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly.

    Where has the world’s sense of humor gone!?

  68. ‘Sideways’

  69. All right, you should have said Twister. That was the answer! Damn it!

  70. I saw this shit on twitter and immediately thought it would be mere nano-seconds before it was on facebook then lamebook. People, we are here to mock, be aloof and cynical from our up on high pedestal you set of fucking ‘tards.

    Only Soup and vincent can hold their heads high (or so I have heard)

  71. The Big Lebowski

  72. Good job on describing YOUR vagina Brad, David, Matty, Andy and Dan.

  73. Good job on being a pedantic vagina, 72.

  74. Man, I just wasted like 5 minutes on this. Now back to senseless fapping and carousing the depths of the internets

  75. Legends of the fall
    The secret to my success
    Larry the cable guy: git-r-done
    The thrill of it all
    Happy endings
    Fierce creatures
    Private school
    Undercover boss (does tv count?)


  77. Oh!!! If tv counts ill say nitro circus lol

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