seriously though, how many people think alordlsums is a massive douchebag for gettin all freaked out by the fact some truckers used his ‘catchphrase’ he wrote liek 8 posts about it hahahahah hes liek a 30 year old man but he was well sad about it ahahah and was like bitching liek omg everyone!!look at me i did it first pls give me recognition!! what a fag
'seriously though', this guy is like yoink without the personality. surely the only thing in the known universe lamer than making the lame comments i usually muster is the person who has taken it upon himself to comment on my lame comments. QED.
i'm sure i'm not the only one on here praying for the end of school holidays.. :-s
ee, I’ll tell you a funny story that happened to me today…
I was out and about, and I was walking across this driveway when this dude on a bike stopped to let me pass. Nice bike, nice leathers, all real cute and that (I have a thing for leathers). Anyway, he said hello to me and then all of a sudden… he fell off his bike!, and then the bike fell on top of him!
I didn’t know what to do or say – I was just kind of dumbstruck (and laughing).
And then we had sex.
Well, no, we didn’t, but I told someone else about it, and they suggested the story could be embellished that way to make it extra funny.
I just thought it was funny the way it was. See? I have super powers. I can not only stop the traffic, I can fuck with it as well.
I wish it was that exciting word, but no. I dunno, it shows up as sent, but it’s taking it’s time I guess. Just keep an eye open. I fear it’s lost the humor it had a few min ago. I tried though, I really did.
Miss She, yes, I’m encouraging you – you’ve always known what an appetite for destruction I possess, so what I say to you right now, girlfriend, is I’d love nothing more than for the both of us to destroy each other. But of course, ee has to be in the mix, or it wouldn’t be the complete melee we’d be after.
Well, wordy, I was brought up to be a well mannered lady. And it just wouldn’t be polite or lady-like to leave ee out of the mix, now would it?
After all, we’re civilized heathens here. And where would we be without manners and sharing? Now, pass the vodka bottle, sweetie-darling, then let’s get our lady-like asses started on the destruction of all that remains!
christ on a bike. just kinda shambled awake (a day without alcohol = massive insomnia), toddled downstairs for a valium and a glass of some chateauneuf du sleep, come back up here and have a gander as a soporific aid, and find helvetica obese html sex chat!
this is like fucking dungeons and dragons on speed!
Well ladies and gents, as much as I’d like to continue this play of art. And Act I, Scene I sounds quite pleasing. I need to retire for the evening. Dawn approaches and I’ve got 5 hours to go! Far the well my fellows. (I tried my best Shakespeare vodka induced, sorry!)
I’m alright I suppose, word. Same old nagging health problems as usual. Not too long now until I get the tonsils out. Mixed feelings about that.
I’ve still been reading the lamebook posts every day but I haven’t had much to say. Still got that winter apathy, I think, but I’m in the process of applying for a passport so that might help to fix me up.
How are you? I haven’t been reading the comments much. What’s new?
And yeah, Em. Pfft to a dinner party! Us Aussies don’t do dinner parties. What the hell is he talking about?
I gotta go. It’s been nice catching up with you, Em. Winter is almost over. Yay! A few more weeks and we’re done with it. I hope Melbourne is treating you better weather-wise than it is here in Sydney. It’s simply been the coldest Winter I can remember.
I was thinking more Sir Les Patterson at a dinner party
Am awaiting the end of the day when the weekend finally begins and I can pollute my body and destroy some brain cells with the over-consumption of alcohol, birthday on Sunday so I aim to be pissed from this evening to Monday morning.