Charlies’ mum seems a little ‘manically possessive and protective’ of her little God given angel. It kind of reminds me of my relationship with my mother, only without all the oedipal fucking and cunnilingus.
le’see here… Charlene thinks she’s going to embarrass her (looks like) 1-year-old into mending her ways by putting the picture on Facebook. least that’s the implication i got. if the poor child is indeed “stupid”, you can see where she got it from.
i try really hard not to judge people but Charlene should not have a baby. i can’t say my kid never got hold of something he shouldn’t but my first reaction is to grab it away… i’m sure not going to take the time to try to get a picture. and how frickin’ idiotic to post it on FB, where anyone could use that against her (though i sincerely hope someone DOES use it against her).
I keep flipping between two mental images of Charlie’s mom. One is very Dr. Evil-ish, proudly admiring her new Facebook-induced mind control toys. The other is very Girl, Interrupted. Sitting on the floor with her knees up, hands over her ears, rocking back and forth repeating “If it’s on facebook, then it must be true.”
How long has penis measurement been a Facebook hobby? I found out about it just last week, via a wall announcement that my 12-year-old nephew has 4 inches (another commented that he is 62% gay). I asked his mom to have a talk with him.
Oh and charlene decided it was more important to take a photo before taking the lighter off her child? Did she let her suck on that bottle of perfume for a while too before taking it off her? Way to go.
@Alan, believe me I can’t stand it either and I’m American. But I have way too many friends who constantly have to toss that in there as well and it just makes me sigh and shake my head.
Alex is retarded and he deserves the humiliation he gets from that.
I feel bad for Charlie too, but he shouldn’t have left his FB logged in if he already knew how overbearing and possessive his mother is.
I’ve heard of soap in the mouth as punishment, but butane in the mouth? (At least the soap causes more of a mental imprint than physical DANGER, and still not that bad of one.) But, seriously, Charlene is just… ugh, I’ve seen crap like this so many times I guess I’ve been “desensitized” by it but this one takes the cake, especially after she finished it off by referring to her kid as a “stupid ass.” Hey, we might all THINK that to ourselves about our kids once in a while, but most of us don’t even say it out loud, much less POST IT ON FACEBOOK!! Fucking stupid cunt.
Shelley, I thought she meant, “took it out of her mouth after I took the picture of her, stupid ass.” As in, she was calling Brittany a stupid ass, not the baby. But who knows? This is why punctuation matters.
Oh and just FYI, soap in the mouth can cause burns to the throat. Safer than a lighter, probably, but not safe.
Ouch, mom just did the job of revoking Charlie’s man card for him. Charlene, I hope you ignited yourself after taking it out of your kid’s mouth..you know, AFTER the picture with your stupid ass kid teething on it.
Oh yes Charlene, your ‘stupid ass’ daughter was being so so ‘sneeky’ when she got into your bag that you no doubt left on the ground undone and was able to get your lighter out of your bag and put it in her mouth. Imagine your surprise and frustration when you came into the room only to discover the inconvenience this little stupid toddler had caused you. What better way to teach her a lesson whilst once again making everything about your selfish ass then take a picture of it so everyone can see the horrible crap she makes you endure.
And the worst thing about this, the horrible injustice of it all is that now your lighter is all soggy and you’ll probably have to wait fort it to dry out. F*ck Your Life.
Oh and also I hate you and I hope someone takes your child away from your stupid ass… End rant
@idontknow – Oh, that is totally possible. TBH I’ve just heard too many parents say things like that about and TO their kids – my own included, but also a lot of my friends or relative’s friends who do the same. It’s really kinda hard to tell in this one now that I think about it. Could go either way. *shrug* Either way, stupid people – punctuation = confusion and laughs. xP
And ew about the soap. o.O I never knew of that. I was “soaped” a couple times as a child (my parents usually used Dove or Zest ICK! – I refuse to buy either of those soaps myself now because of it) and, sucky as it was, I don’t think I ever got burned from it.
MB – watch Farrah in a few episodes of Teen Mom and get back to us. I imagine a bimbo like Charlene calling her child all kinds of names.. I think as a LAW all new parents should take a Child Developmental Psychology class and must get a freaking A in it. Charlene is a fucking cunt. The end.
I’m hoping Charlene is just retarded (well, obviously) and didn’t use correct punctuation—I really hope she was calling the other chick a dumb ass, not the kid. Like “I took it out AFTER I took the picture, dumb ass”. Either way, wtf? Butane huffing ftw.