Pregnant wife: I bet the uptight wife was more offended by a homeless person talking to her, give him your afterbirth and don’t worry about where he spends it. Vjj/watering can: put a stick of dynamite in the other hole, ignite. Roomate: start the jack, your roomate will leave, if not – you’ve got worse problems. The rash: be glad he’s gone. Vjj vs tampon: Wash it in hot water, then tumble-dry high – it always works in shrinking my jeans, if that doesn’t help go to Sleepy’s and get a mattress, leave the tag on.
When a woman has her regular flow of blood, the impurity of her monthly period will last seven days, and anyone who touches her will be unclean till evening.Anything she lies on during her period will be unclean, and anything she sits on will be unclean. 21 Whoever touches her bed must wash his clothes and bathe with water, and he will be unclean till evening. Whoever touches anything she sits on must wash his clothes and bathe with water, and he will be unclean till evening. Whether it is the bed or anything she was sitting on, when anyone touches it, he will be unclean till evening.If a man lies with her and her monthly flow touches him, he will be unclean for seven days; any bed he lies on will be unclean.
When she is cleansed from her discharge, she must count off seven days, and after that she will be ceremonially clean. On the eighth day she must take two doves or two young pigeons and bring them to the priest at the entrance to the Tent of Meeting. The priest is to sacrifice one for a sin offering and the other for a burnt offering. In this way he will make atonement for her before the Lord for the uncleanness of her discharge.
@wordpervert dan always gets me hot and bothered, it’s all that talk of ‘laying with women’ and the whole ‘sex, masterbation, drinking and drugtaking are terrible sins.’ Makes me want to get stoned and drunk with him then see how easily he can resist porn and a striptease.
I don’t get why people even read Dan’s crap anymore. I only read it if everyone else’s reactions are emotional enough to wonder what the hell he said in the first place. Honestly, he’s just a troll anyway, and when I DID read his shit it was inconsistent from day to day.
You know he only keeps commenting cuz he keeps getting reactions right? I’ve noticed he posts a LOT less when people just ignore his stupid crap.
@slippysloppy – I post every time I read an entry here. I’ve been busy with Church retreats and youth groups (hence the absence of posts on the weekend or some week days). This is, after all, the busiest time of year for instilling solid Christian values in youngsters.
“This is, after all, the busiest time of year for instilling solid Christian values in youngsters.”
“This is the best time of year to recruit begin grooming youngsters and introduceing them to my solid christian penis”
Right! I did not write what was written.
I am a lb-newbie, so was not aware that “name stealing,” was a thing. How lame (and on lamebook too). Glad that I only use “dirtybunny,” here on lb and on my credit cards, oh yeah and my membership card to dan’s church.
somewhat off the topic, however could all those people guilty of saying “first” in a forum and then not actually saying cock all kindly go lick a plug socket while sticking a fucking knife in your face