On a side note…why do kids have FB pages? One of my “freinds” has a page for their 1 year old…I haven’t friended her, but really what is she going to have on there?? “X has just had a nap”, “X is partial to boobies”…
I’m less concerned about the Swine Flu and more perturbed at the fact that Alysha’s post suggests there are 12 year olds on Facebook.
Then again, the fact that someone that young can spell and punctuate better than the majority of morons featured on Lamebook just makes me want to pat her on the head and give her a lollipop for the good work.
I’m pretty sure that means she is a parent with children under twelve who she has to care for other than for the couple of hours a day she’s able to get in there. Otherwise, she wouldn’t get to see him at all. Reading comprehension FTW.
She say’s RIP GRANDPA because her grandpa died while fucking a hooker and so his dead body has a huge boner. The family decided to cut it off, cauterise the end and keep it in a box on the mantelpiece as the communal family dildo (hence the dildo comment). Personally I’m very sad about the whole affair because dear old Gramps used to regularly service my wife my two kids and I, now we’ve been forced to employ an elderly hungarian midget to do it.