Monday, April 11, 2011

More Suroor!

The original Suroor post is here and the revenge of Suroor is here!

previous post: Girls! Girls! Girls!



  1. O, Suroor. Such a delightfully charming character.

  2. Considering all the research jimmyj has put in I think it’s safe to say we all know Suroor in and out by now

  3. omg…

  4. This fella needs to be on some reality TV show…

  5. See that cow over there? Yeah, I’m gonna milk it then milk it some more and then maybe milk it again just to ensure I get every last drop out of it.

    For fucks sake lamebook.

  6. Apart from being posted to Lamebook, why does this guy think he’s famous?

  7. stomabeutel v1.1 with added empathic capabilities

    Sometimes I find the adds funnier than the actual posting.

  8. Synthol for sure.

  9. This dude is the most obvious and virulent closet case I’ve ever seen. Needs to man up and learn to take it :)

  10. rerssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssdsssssssssssassssssssshftwksvvvvvvvvvvvvva

  11. I wonder what shampoo he uses? His hair looks very coarse, just like my pubic bush…..except without all the dried stale, congelead lumps of human batter, threaded through it.

    Spunklocks… they’re like Dreadlocks but more spunky.

  12. I suspect deep down he’d be more than happy to have you do his hair mate :)

  13. Yeah, Imamofo, like diggerbass said, you could give him some spunklocks!LOLLOL

  14. This is a previously un-tapped corner of the market I feel.

    I could do my own range of hair care products…

    “Do you have a problem with an itchy scalp and dandruff?”…”Then what you need is man fat, fucking loads of it, blathered all over your bonce”

    Watcha reckon?

  15. is it just me, or do his arms look fake? like they’ve been through a severe photoshop session…

  16. Coupe .. it’s not you. They look like someone’s inserted balloons under there.

  17. For me, underneath there was an ad for “body building gone wrong”
    I loled.

  18. Yea Imamofo go for it dude. Must be a massive market of sexually repressed/impotent closet gay men out there just dying for your silky smoothness :) Suroor’d be your poster boy.

  19. He’s VIRGIN for sure!

  20. @Imamofo – Sounds like you’re on to a winner here. You could even do a range of facial creams!! Your biggest competion is gonna come from the placenta based products.

  21. ‘Worried that your beard isn’t thin enough?’

    Try Hint-of-Beard (TM) for all of your almost translucent, impossibly faint facial hair needs.

  22. I think what originally made Suroor funny was the shock value. I couldn’t believe someone like that existed.

    Now, I believe it, and I’m over it. Shock value’s gone, and now I just dislike him more than anything. I don’t think he’s violent- just sad. And creepy.

  23. Uh, edit. Meant to write, ‘I don’t think he’s funny just violent, sad and creepy.’

    This is what happens when you’ve got a six year old talking about spongebob while you’re trying to type.

  24. Ok, I’m getting old now..

  25. Paranoid Android Says:
    April 11th, 2011 at 8:30 am
    See that cow over there? Yeah, I’m gonna milk it then milk it some more and then maybe milk it again just to ensure I get every last drop out of it.

    For fucks sake lamebook.

  26. lol. Decided to stop hating on everyone now you’ve had a taste yourself big man? lololol

  27. His sister’s comments are creepy.

    Incest, the game the whole family can play.

  28. The Dwight Schrute of Abu Dhabi

  29. stomabeutel v1.1 with added empathic capabilities

    THIS IS LAME! Go make some fucking jokes about radiated, glowing, shaken Japanese puffer-fish or something.

  30. Ahhh, the joys of Synthol. He’s still got nothing on Greg Valentine in the arms department.

  31. While visiting my mother this weekend, she lamented the lack of single men in her life. I pointed her toward Suroor. We laughed for about 20 minutes.

  32. So done with this subject

  33. That’s enough, Lamebook.

  34. Also, yeah. Total virgin.

  35. Well he has admitted to never having kissed a girl. So yeah.

  36. I wish I had useless times. And suroor’s impeccable grammar.

  37. This guy’s got a serious problem..that’s for sure!! Creepy..brrrr

  38. ifitwerentformyhorse

    This was awesome and funny for a while. The comments were way better than the posts, and I think we all know all there is to know about him by now after doing all that research. Move the fuck on, Lamebook. Find a new Suroor.

  39. CommentsAtLarge

    Yeah, gotta say he was amusing at first, but his penchant for wanting to beat women to death is no uncomfortable. Not to mention the thought of what exactly does happen to his kittens when they become cats.

  40. Jeez what a jerk. Why don’t you go back to just working on your biceps & ignore the rest of your body. I’ll bet he’s got chicken legs.

  41. I really hope his 15 minutes are up soon, I freaking hate how horribly unnatural his arms look!

  42. Just thought that I would point out that Suroor “likes” every one of his own comments and statuses, so if you see “1 like” on any of them, it’s him.

  43. lame

  44. Suroor…..*sighs* my headache is getting worse.

  45. Oh, and his face reminds me of MJ, only not so pasty…..and the rest, well the rest reminds me of something gone horribly wrong.

  46. You know, being in a ‘suroor’ translates to being high or being in a trance. Votta trance-inducing male this is. Just sayin’.

  47. I…I don’t thin I’ve ever heard a guy threaten a stripper because he doesn’t like naked strippers…

  48. I dreamed about Suroor last night – how scary is that?? And his arms were way scarier in real life than in the pictures. And he was doing mean things to kittens

  49. Suroor closed his facebook account. The fame was too much for him.

  50. Guys, look up Sumit B-a on facebook. He proposed to me twice and he stalks girls that go to my high school… He lives in India. His creeper thing has gone on since May 2010. I think he could be another Suroor. You should see the inbox messages he’s sent me..

  51. @Crane – Thanks for the explanation, I was wondering who the fuck liked his status…although it could have easily been the incestuous sister.


  53. i love how in denial this guy is! Suroor never comments on websites? sureeeeee~

  54. Eew–in pic number 2, he has white crud on the left side of his mouth. Maybe a leftover from his closeted activities…

  55. search “Hnis v ruke video” on youtube, that is potentially disturbing a video of a doctor squeezing out lot of pus from a synthol user’s bicep.

  56. is it just me, or does anyone else has The Hulk’s voice while reading his comments? lol

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