Monday, January 25, 2010

More Rough Relationships

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  1. Smarted than this? Nice. Luke FTW tho.

  2. Second.

  3. please don’t let them have kids

  4. I feel so bad for Daniel :(

  5. @mistaphill

    Out of the 7 people mentioned in the above posts (plus the many 3rd world guys that Amber slept with), who exactly are you hoping doesn’t have kids? Please enlighten me.

  6. Luke’s an asshole. And I feel bad for Daniel, too.

  7. Maybe Daniel shouldn’t have a girlfriend if he can’t even support himself. Valiant effort, though, for his part on giving up 20 dollars worth of food stamps.

  8. Sigh…

    The second post with Jesse’s ranting is obviously photoshopped. Poorly done.

    The “like” and “become a fan” links are overlapping.

    I’m guessing Jesse thought it would be funny to type up some fake crap about Amber so he photoshopped something together, with his own posts, then submitted the entire falsehood to Lamebook. Amber probably never even saw his “comment” in the first place.

  9. Feel bad for Daniel? Why because he’s poor or desperate? I’m sure he has honorable intentions for Sara, like clipping coupons, or similar thrifty activities.

  10. #7… poor people aren’t allowed to have relationships?

  11. HAHA o man, The last one made me actually lol.

  12. Daniel had better save those food stamps, because he makes a piss-poor beggar. If he actually wants someone to give his girlfriend a ride, he needs to come up with a better story than that. He could say she’s leaving for Guatemala tomorrow and left her passport at his house, or he has to help her study for her appearance on Jeopardy! tomorrow, or he’s choking and she’s the only one that knows the Heimlich maneuver…ANYTHING other than he wants them to “hang out”.

    Also, it would help if he offered something more valuable like a case of beer or an hour with the aforementioned girlfriend or something like that…nobody wants your food stamps, dude.

  13. This is pants Y-Fronts

  14. Christine clearly downgraded.

  15. Good work Daniel! Even if you’re poor, you’re still looking to get busy with Sara. That’s the spirit, don’t let poverty get you down.
    Uh oh..does Daniel have a condom? I suuurreeee hope so! :D

  16. So the fat man has a fat girlfrind and Luke makes fun of the girlfriend? Sheesh, its like seeing the bumper sticker on trucks that say “no fat chicks”, when the male owner weighs something like 400 pounds. Good for the girlfriend for not being embarrassed oh her tub of lard.

  17. *of not oh.

  18. I really want to join that group, haha

  19. Feelin’ bad for Danny boy

  20. Luke is kind of a jerk. That was uncalled for. Unless she is a bitch, in which case it’s totally called for.

  21. Even if she IS a bitch (which there is no reason to assume that, let’s face it, fat people are unworthy of respect and decency right?)then just make comments about her bitchiness.

    Also, I love the entire presumption that this guy “allows” this woman to do what she wants. Praise the lord that we have men that “allow” women to do things.

    Digs on fat people, so easy…so cheap.

  22. I have to give Daniel some props, it takes a real man to give up his meals for a week for a woman. It must truly be love.

  23. Penny Lane took the words right out of my mouth.

    And pugged, my guess is you’re no prize winner yourself, and neither would Luke be. She looks gorgeous from what we are able to see.

  24. From Jesse’s comments it sounds like Amber gets with quite a few guys, so how does he know he’s the ex she joined the group over? He seems a little self-centered, maybe if she had so little regard for him when she was with him she’s not still obsessing over him now that he has a new girlfriend?

  25. Uh-oh, Sensitivity Police on patrol again. Lie low chaps, they go away after a while.

  26. I think both of them should sit on Luke and suffocate him. It’s the only fitting punishment for his retarded comment.

  27. Damn, if I knew Daniel I’d do that for him. Poor poor people, they have it so much harder. 8======D

  28. Maybe Luke isn’t an asshole. Maybe he knows that girl’s ex and he was a jerk who was always on her about what she ate. Some guys are like that. Maybe Luke was making a genuine compliment.
    Probably not…but maybe.

  29. If my parents named me Tojah, I’d probably develop an eating problem too.

  30. Can any one put me in touch with Daniel? Pay day is a few days away, and I could use some bread and milk….

  31. @daniel

    Alright… I will go pick up Sara for you… But we wont make it back to your place… I’m going to stop at the grocery store to buy her something to eat with foodstamps and nail her next to the store dumpster using a safeway bag for protection… Thats how we roll without funds bitches

  32. Luke has a point… That couple has his and her double chins

  33. Tojah is an easy name to find on Facebook. She even still uses the same picture for her profile!

  34. @humble_salve:
    I’ve got nothing against fat chicks per se. Cute faces are my thing, not body type, so a cute chubber will turn me on as much as a hottie. That said, Tojah really isn’t good looking. You can find her on FB, daisygirl mentioned it’s pretty easy, and she just doesn’t have much going for her in the looks department.

    Welcome to the world. Double standards on a daily and changing basis.

  35. Just being an ignoramous.. What are food stamps? Do you cash them in at the supermarket?

  36. The great thing about food stamps is that you can easily find out what they are at Google or Wikipedia. Try it now!

  37. dilysin,

  38. humble_slave my looks have nothing to do with this post. I’m sorry that you feel that they do. If you must know I am a married woman who loves to ski, backpack and go camping in the Rockies with my family, so I am not a fatty myself nor a dog. Just because you don’t agree with me is no reason to attack me or show your ignorance of human decency. In other words that you can understand, I’m a hot b!tch who gets more approving looks than you ever have from your mirror.

  39. why are amber and jesse still friends? and ‘let her eat what she wants’ really? is she his kid?

  40. @cursormortis I known it for many years now, it just sucks that with curves is made fun of and a fat man has better taste in women than he has for himself.

  41. I wasn’t saying anything about the woman in the picture, just remarking about how stupid and childish Luke sounds from his comment…. but it could be that Luke also thinks his friend is fat and is impressed that he allows anyone to get some food. In that case he is still a jerk.

  42. Oh Daniel is so tragic. I wonder if that actually works? If so, will someone go and pick up my boyfriend for me? I don’t even have food stamps to pay you with.

  43. I just noticed grandma photobombing in the background. She looks like she is saying “well hey there sailor!”. Now she is a cutie.

  44. Poor Daniel. It is one thing to present such an offer to someone privately, but to broadcast it over FB? Sara must be one special lady.

    Doesn’t Jesse know that cheating with guys from 3rd world countries doesn’t actually count as cheating?

    And Luke…he is just a dick. Totally uncalled for. Her name is Tojah ffs, leave her alone!

  45. What I hate is when you are on the bus or the train, and some fat chick sits down next to/on top of you, and every time you go over a little bump they spread that little bit more.

  46. HA HA HA HA Spanka FTW!

  47. ooo fat people. haha. sigh.

  48. @pugged 40:
    Double standards of beauty aside, there’s nothing wrong with a fat guy preferring skinny girls. There’s also nothing wrong with a fat girl preferring fit guys. Personal preferences are what they are regardless of what the person is.

  49. luke is such a badass that he made a controversy comment for lamebook targeted towards someone overweight. he might be a bigger douche than the glowing bicep guy.

  50. “Controversy” is a noun. “Comment” is a noun. Nouns don’t modify nouns. Adjectives do. Therefore, the word you were looking for was “controversial,” but that still would have sounded terrible, as it is a misuse of the term and a little cliched. Other than that, I agree with you.

  51. @jukaswo my bad, lol. i was tired and personally, i don’t care too much about being formal online (as i’m sure you can tell), but i don’t resent the effort to keep a little extra foolishness off the internet

  52. As Daisygirl says, you can easily find Tojah and from there her fiance and then it’s not difficult to identify “Luke”…who is single.
    At least these 2 people have someone in their lives to love and seem happy together.
    My guess is that Luke is jealous of his mate’s girl & would love a bit himself. He spends nights alone, spanking over this photo.

  53. Perhaps, Hobbes, perhaps. Or, on the other hand, Luke could subscribe to my own viewpoint on this, which is that I would much rather be single than have a fat, ugly partner.

  54. 3rd world guys made me laugh so hard.
    And Luke is a total ass.

  55. @ Gank: Your a 8===D.

  56. Are fat couples just drawn to each other by their own gravitational mass?

  57. News flash for fat people: If you don’t want people making fun of you, EAT LESS.

  58. Also @ Spanka: Hilarious.

  59. Oh come on now, you guys are just taking the fat thing WAY too far. If fat people could become skinny just by eating less we wouldn’t have such an obesity epidemic on our hands. Most of the time over eating and laziness is coupled with some kind of psychological problem or disorder. And I personally fully believe that most overweight people couldn’t help themselves. In the time and age we live in we have made it too easy for them to be unmotivated, lazy, and obese. We have failed as a whole on this one.

  60. Oh. Fat person spotted.

  61. lmao@spastix #56

    @Gank – Any port in a storm…

  62. Hmm… wish there was a way to find some of the photos on here sometime and match them to a profile… this one looks like my ex…

  63. “She only eats the occasional sweet…fucking three-piece suite!”

    “ooh, it’s big bones, yeah, big bones covered in meat and gravy!”

  64. Consider this: Tojah and her man both use that photo as their profile pics. Now THAT’S lame.

  65. “In other words that you can understand, I’m a hot b!tch who gets more approving looks than you ever have from your mirror.”

    Lol what a desperate and transparent need for validation. “Oh I’m super hot, btw.” So vacuous…

  66. No hmb123 I don’t need validation, I know that when someone who hase never met me says that I am a fat loser for sticking up for a heavy set girl I tend to get mad. So yeah I sounded immature but I am not a “fatty” sticking up for another “fatty” but just a person who thought Luke was a jerk for making fun of either one of his friends.

  67. So I checked out the page of the downgrading exes. Was pretty disappointed; basically jilted lovers post the best possible photos of themselves beside the worst picture of their ex’s new squeeze and say “He left me for THIS?!”
    Required response from other group members? “Oh my God he must be blind, what a loser!”
    The whole page reeks of desperation and insecurity.

  68. @ spastix

    Yessss! You WIN for quoting Ricky Gervais.

  69. Jesus, Pugged, you’re not helping your case here.

    Every time I read a post of yours, all I can see is a fat hambeast, incoherently bashing away at a keyboard because her fingers are too chubby to type properly. Eventually, after tears and recrimination, you get your typing stick, and spew some bollocks about how you’re not a loser onto Lamebook while gnawing plaintively on a discarded chicken leg.

    You go girl.

  70. Woo! Fighting on the internet! Because it matters! You go get ‘em!

  71. @ misanthropic4u I should say that I became a member of this site for the sole purpose of responding to your comment. I agree with you on that fat people cannot effectively change their appearance simply by eating less, it would certainly help if they consumed fewer calories, made healthier food choices and and put a bit of exercise in their schedule. I hope that you do not truly believe that psychological disorders are any more than a negligible factor in this epidemic of obesity, to paraphrase your words. Just because you do not want to believe that people can actually bring something on themselves and be 100% accountable for their own self-destructive actions does not make it so. People say that eating relieves stress… Do you know what I do to relieve stress? I go to the gym, I go running, I play soccer, I make healthy choices, as do the vast majority of the people I know. People tend to forget, or, perhaps more often they ignore that man is a volitional creature, a being that makes choices and is responsible for the outcomes of those choices. To say, as you have, that the world has made it too easy to be fat and therefore is at fault for the choices of it’s inhabitants is absurd to an astronomical degree. Those who choose badly for the sake of laziness or convenience or whatever word you wrap around it still had a choice just like all those who went a different path. Just because a road is more traveled does not mean it should be taken when there is road that is more difficult but also more inherently good. To wrap this up, what people see in the mirror is of their own doing, no matter how you stretch it or warp it or twist it or abuse it.

  72. @RolandDeschain19 – Tell that to the woman who just had a baby and gained 30 pounds during pregnancy. Her weight doesn’t just fall off, even if she gets right back into the gym and on a diet. Or the 9 year old child who’s parents only feed him junk food and he’s never known better. Those are really the only instances, though, that I can lay some of the blame on things other than personal choices.

  73. Ronald, aren’t you just so lucky that your flaws are all hidden from the world.

    (Until you open your mouth.)

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