The second post with Jesse’s ranting is obviously photoshopped. Poorly done.
The “like” and “become a fan” links are overlapping.
I’m guessing Jesse thought it would be funny to type up some fake crap about Amber so he photoshopped something together, with his own posts, then submitted the entire falsehood to Lamebook. Amber probably never even saw his “comment” in the first place.
Daniel had better save those food stamps, because he makes a piss-poor beggar. If he actually wants someone to give his girlfriend a ride, he needs to come up with a better story than that. He could say she’s leaving for Guatemala tomorrow and left her passport at his house, or he has to help her study for her appearance on Jeopardy! tomorrow, or he’s choking and she’s the only one that knows the Heimlich maneuver…ANYTHING other than he wants them to “hang out”.
Also, it would help if he offered something more valuable like a case of beer or an hour with the aforementioned girlfriend or something like that…nobody wants your food stamps, dude.
So the fat man has a fat girlfrind and Luke makes fun of the girlfriend? Sheesh, its like seeing the bumper sticker on trucks that say “no fat chicks”, when the male owner weighs something like 400 pounds. Good for the girlfriend for not being embarrassed oh her tub of lard.
From Jesse’s comments it sounds like Amber gets with quite a few guys, so how does he know he’s the ex she joined the group over? He seems a little self-centered, maybe if she had so little regard for him when she was with him she’s not still obsessing over him now that he has a new girlfriend?
Maybe Luke isn’t an asshole. Maybe he knows that girl’s ex and he was a jerk who was always on her about what she ate. Some guys are like that. Maybe Luke was making a genuine compliment.
Probably not…but maybe.
Alright… I will go pick up Sara for you… But we wont make it back to your place… I’m going to stop at the grocery store to buy her something to eat with foodstamps and nail her next to the store dumpster using a safeway bag for protection… Thats how we roll without funds bitches
I’ve got nothing against fat chicks per se. Cute faces are my thing, not body type, so a cute chubber will turn me on as much as a hottie. That said, Tojah really isn’t good looking. You can find her on FB, daisygirl mentioned it’s pretty easy, and she just doesn’t have much going for her in the looks department.
Welcome to the world. Double standards on a daily and changing basis.
humble_slave my looks have nothing to do with this post. I’m sorry that you feel that they do. If you must know I am a married woman who loves to ski, backpack and go camping in the Rockies with my family, so I am not a fatty myself nor a dog. Just because you don’t agree with me is no reason to attack me or show your ignorance of human decency. In other words that you can understand, I’m a hot b!tch who gets more approving looks than you ever have from your mirror.
I wasn’t saying anything about the woman in the picture, just remarking about how stupid and childish Luke sounds from his comment…. but it could be that Luke also thinks his friend is fat and is impressed that he allows anyone to get some food. In that case he is still a jerk.
Double standards of beauty aside, there’s nothing wrong with a fat guy preferring skinny girls. There’s also nothing wrong with a fat girl preferring fit guys. Personal preferences are what they are regardless of what the person is.
“Controversy” is a noun. “Comment” is a noun. Nouns don’t modify nouns. Adjectives do. Therefore, the word you were looking for was “controversial,” but that still would have sounded terrible, as it is a misuse of the term and a little cliched. Other than that, I agree with you.
@jukaswo my bad, lol. i was tired and personally, i don’t care too much about being formal online (as i’m sure you can tell), but i don’t resent the effort to keep a little extra foolishness off the internet
As Daisygirl says, you can easily find Tojah and from there her fiance and then it’s not difficult to identify “Luke”…who is single.
At least these 2 people have someone in their lives to love and seem happy together.
My guess is that Luke is jealous of his mate’s girl & would love a bit himself. He spends nights alone, spanking over this photo.
Oh come on now, you guys are just taking the fat thing WAY too far. If fat people could become skinny just by eating less we wouldn’t have such an obesity epidemic on our hands. Most of the time over eating and laziness is coupled with some kind of psychological problem or disorder. And I personally fully believe that most overweight people couldn’t help themselves. In the time and age we live in we have made it too easy for them to be unmotivated, lazy, and obese. We have failed as a whole on this one.
No hmb123 I don’t need validation, I know that when someone who hase never met me says that I am a fat loser for sticking up for a heavy set girl I tend to get mad. So yeah I sounded immature but I am not a “fatty” sticking up for another “fatty” but just a person who thought Luke was a jerk for making fun of either one of his friends.
So I checked out the page of the downgrading exes. Was pretty disappointed; basically jilted lovers post the best possible photos of themselves beside the worst picture of their ex’s new squeeze and say “He left me for THIS?!”
Required response from other group members? “Oh my God he must be blind, what a loser!”
The whole page reeks of desperation and insecurity.
Every time I read a post of yours, all I can see is a fat hambeast, incoherently bashing away at a keyboard because her fingers are too chubby to type properly. Eventually, after tears and recrimination, you get your typing stick, and spew some bollocks about how you’re not a loser onto Lamebook while gnawing plaintively on a discarded chicken leg.
@ misanthropic4u I should say that I became a member of this site for the sole purpose of responding to your comment. I agree with you on that fat people cannot effectively change their appearance simply by eating less, it would certainly help if they consumed fewer calories, made healthier food choices and and put a bit of exercise in their schedule. I hope that you do not truly believe that psychological disorders are any more than a negligible factor in this epidemic of obesity, to paraphrase your words. Just because you do not want to believe that people can actually bring something on themselves and be 100% accountable for their own self-destructive actions does not make it so. People say that eating relieves stress… Do you know what I do to relieve stress? I go to the gym, I go running, I play soccer, I make healthy choices, as do the vast majority of the people I know. People tend to forget, or, perhaps more often they ignore that man is a volitional creature, a being that makes choices and is responsible for the outcomes of those choices. To say, as you have, that the world has made it too easy to be fat and therefore is at fault for the choices of it’s inhabitants is absurd to an astronomical degree. Those who choose badly for the sake of laziness or convenience or whatever word you wrap around it still had a choice just like all those who went a different path. Just because a road is more traveled does not mean it should be taken when there is road that is more difficult but also more inherently good. To wrap this up, what people see in the mirror is of their own doing, no matter how you stretch it or warp it or twist it or abuse it.
@RolandDeschain19 – Tell that to the woman who just had a baby and gained 30 pounds during pregnancy. Her weight doesn’t just fall off, even if she gets right back into the gym and on a diet. Or the 9 year old child who’s parents only feed him junk food and he’s never known better. Those are really the only instances, though, that I can lay some of the blame on things other than personal choices.