Wednesday, June 2, 2010

More PROfiles

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  1. That pickles one took me awhile to figure out. Thought maybe it was pixies…pickies…??? My head hurts.

  2. Also, where the hell is Malteaser?
    I shall take the place for this post—“lol”.

  3. Kim Possible BAHAHAHAHAHA!

  4. rockinghorsefly

    I LOVE Kim Possible!

    Tootie pretty much covered everything with her hates list. That is quite a range from ‘people who say Bahaha’ to ‘end of life’!

    @suckmebeautiful – loving your username!

  5. Reading Meliissa’s made it seem like my screen was shaking.

  6. But Tootie, Kim Possible is just a wigger trying to act tough yo! You hate those bitches, remember?

    “BUT EVERiiONE CAllSZ ME >> MEll / MARiiA”
    How do you solve a problem like ‘MARiiA’?

  7. 45.yourinevitabledemise June 2nd, 2010 at 5:04 pm

    *chortle*
    *heroine.
    same diff, cause TV is the opiate of the masses and stuff.

    Thanks I needed that laugh but YOMANK.

    I like Hydrox, does that count?

  8. How does a person become accustomed to writing each word with a double ‘ii’?! It’s irritating to read, I can only imagine what it’ll be like to write.

    Strange, people in my school quite like oreo’s. The people, that is.

  9. rebarbativebecc

    I had to stop reading the second one because all those “i’s” were making my inner voice and brain vibrate lol

  10. dietpillpyramidscheme

    I hope whoever submitted those tells the people in question that they are now ‘lameous’. As such, in the hope that either women read this:

    You are a cancer on the earth.
    The rest of humanity would be better of without you.

  11. discomfortzone

    You had me at “yall is straight fuckin wack”

    You complete me.

  12. how can you hate oreos?

  13. I find it ironic that a so-called Italian can’t even spell “capisce” correctly. Fail.

  14. BeautifullyDizzy

    I’m ashamed to say that I have the same name as her (but my ‘i’ key isn’t stuck) and am from the same city. Just having those two things in common with her makes me want to shoot myself.

    Luckily for her, she doesn’t have to be literate for any of those jobs.

  15. Can I be called “Stay Puffy” if I’m white on the outside, white in the inside and kinda chubby?

  16. Walter Sobchak

    Yes Canadians can be pretty damn annoying.

    *snort*

  17. thats it….please put me out of my misery. These 2 have made me hate the world….and oreos.

  18. I wonder if Melissa wears a pouty face and flashes the peace sign while she types,I wonder why that dude Tootie watches/misses Kimpossible.

  19. I hate one word texts too, but I still send them, lol. Just feel too lazy sometimes to do anymore, and I’m like meh.

  20. umami, that could be. And what does your name mean? umami umami, I sure do like saying it 🙂

  21. @pinkhobo Umami is the word the Japanese created to describe the 5th taste sensation; savoury. Before, it was limited to sweet, sour, salty and bitter.

  22. thanks chops :] less exciting than I thought it would be, but tasty none the less, haha, my joke is lame.

  23. yourinevitabledemise

    Yomank! Neat. I had to google it, but neat.

    And hey. I smoke a shit ton of weed and still scorn everything. We’s all gots our thangs.

    …unless you’re talking about cookies. In which case, I think my comment still applies.

  24. I was just waiting for the part where Tootie says she hates haters. Oh the irony would have been delicious.

    She seems pretty racist, no? Am I allowed to say that?

  25. bahahah

  26. “ANYTHiiNG ElSE YOU’D liiKE TO KNOW ABOUT ME? JUSSZ ASKS.”

    OK . . . were you home-schooled?

  27. “ANYTHiiNG ElSE YOU’D liiKE TO KNOW ABOUT ME? JUSSZ ASKS.”

    ~ nah you pretty much covered it all!

  28. Maybe her “i” and caps locks are just sticky?

  29. RenegadeSoldier

    Maybe she is black and doesn’t have a fucking clue how to use the keyboard?

  30. looool

  31. Tootie hates The Replacements?
    But they’re such a good band.

    (I offer a pat on the back to anyone who likes them, and appreciated the joke)

  32. does tootie also hate stairs?
    and the water?
    and
    Vans.
    Planes.
    The woods.
    Tunnels.
    Subways.
    Sewers.
    Hospitals.
    Doctors
    Cops
    Churches.
    Walking
    Boats.
    Boat people.
    Dead things.
    Elevators.
    Stairs.
    Helicopters.
    Trainyards.
    Small towns.
    Water.
    Lawyers.
    Boat Lawyers.
    Ayn Rand.
    Vampires.
    Zombies.
    Electric fences.
    Witches.
    Tanks.
    Smokers.
    Boomers.
    Hunters.
    Barns.
    Turnpikes.
    Caca.
    Walking.
    Jumping.
    Churches
    Mazes.
    Hotels.
    Whispering.

  33. I don’t know if it’s been brought up… but I love the fact that MELiiSSA dislikes stalkers.

    😐

  34. @deadvices
    yes and she lists what she does, her city, and possibly the description of venues where she works? i thought about that, but was too busy reading all the comments (that almost made me piss myself from laughter ROFL!!!) to go all the way to the bottom of this page to comment!!!

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