I’m pretty sure that Elise is sitting under the light because of jaundice…if a baby is born with jaundice (which is fairly common) they have to sit under a large light for an extended period until the discoloration goes away. So yeah. Not really that lame.
Yeah there’s nothing wrong with liking hunting, and I can even stand the guys who cover their cars/trucks with the browning and ducks unlimited stickers, but a tattoo? Really? There are much better ways to let people know that you like to hunt
Beca does deserve some credit for naming her baby after the mom in Family Ties…bold move, not a lot of people will get it. I mean sure, name your kid “Alex P.” and everyone’s going to know it was because of Michael J. Fox’s character, but Elise? Nicely played. She’s destined to grow up to be a strong, witty and wise mother who also happens to be a closeted lesbian.
Dammit. Now I am going to have that scene in the movie “Kids”, where the one boy is dipping a tampon in red kool-aid and sucking it off to freak people out, stuck in my head all day.
…I know the baby is most likely jaundiced but I really hope she put eye protectors on baby before they turned the bed on.
Damn. I used all my tampon related plays on words up last night. Within a 24 hour “period” there’s only so many “bloody” jokes I can “pull out”. The gags were “flowing” last night, but now they’re all “dried up”. Wow, I just turned into my dad. I’ve seen some bad food that resembles some unsavoury bodily functions before, but this takes the cake.
Only question is why oh why would this be applicable to Ben’s birthday? Anybody?
Cody should eat a mouth full of rancid menstrual cake for such a chump ridden choice of tattoo.
if the baby had a high bilirubin it would be kept in the hospital and treated there until it was safe for the baby to go home. they wouldnt let a mother put her newborn in a tanning bed at home to deal with it.
Actually, kgurr, you don’t know what you are talking about. My daughter had jaundice. They sent her home. Told me to give her lots of sunlight. They also had another company come and install a miniature tanning bed for my daughter to lay in, several times a day. She had a suit that she had to wear with it. So the fact that the baby has clothes on in the picture really doesn’t make a difference. But yes, it was a small tanning bed. Intended for children with jaundice. Not all babies have to stay at the hospital. Might want to do your research before you say something on a public forum.
Tons of babies have jaundice. Most of them go home. Hospital usually have a certain criteria the baby must meet, and it varies from hospital to hospital. But simply having jaundice isn’t necessarily a hospital sentence. Some babies aren’t even born in hospitals. The picture was most likely just a funny, like others said. But it’s feasible that it could have to do with jaundice.
That baby doesn’t look jaundice to me and even if she was this isn’t what the UV treatment looks like – she would have less clothing on and the UV lights in the hospital generally don’t look like a sunbed.
Uhhhh….the tanning bed isn’t on. And based on the fact that baby’s aren’t allowed in tanning salons I’m going to guess that the mother OWNS this tanning bed. If she owns a tanning bed I’d also assume she has some workout equipment (but who knows), maybe she’s working out while her baby sleeps. I think everyone is being a little over dramatic. If her baby was actually tanning in a tanning bed, she would be wearing only a diaper, and there wouldn’t be a blanket underneath, she would have goggles on, and would probably have a triple bronzer lotion bottle next to her. I think it’s safe to say the baby is just sleeping on the tanning bed that ISN’T turned on.
as a nurse i’m kind of surprised that a jaundiced baby would be sent home for treatment, but different places have different treatment protocols. the babies i’ve seen treated for jaundice have been treated in hospital, in diapers with eye protection (the lights can seriously damage their vision) in a little bed with the lights positioned right above them. not a tanning bed, and definitely not an adult sized one! the baby in this pic is not wearing eye protection and is not positioned correctly in relation to the light, it’s not treatment for jaundice.
You know how people often say that people should have to pass a test before having a kid, to stop the fucking idiots of the world reproducing? Well, I think, if Lamebook has taught us anything in the past year, it’s that we need to add cameras and tattoos to that list.
I’m a pastrychef and we are always getting people trying to order these kinds of cakes. I did a few when i was 18 but now we just flat refuse. A boob cake sometimes maybe but no dicks and no pussys. BTW, they must have forgotten what a vagina looks like.
Yea the benefit of the doubt would be comfortable for the parent. And I assume pic #2 is just a lame joke and that the sunbed is off.
But in general, from the kids’ viewpoint, I’d say better to be doubting a parent once too often, rather than silently, unwittingly accepting child abuse because you’re too scared of being wrong.
Pic #1 is so offputting it’s brilliant. “Can you see what it is?” No, i think I need some pointers. A Choc Chuff? Bloody Brioche? Clunge Cake? Period Pie? Tampon Tart? Menstruation Munch? Pussy Pudding? Drop-Stop Dessert? Twatty Treat? Good-good Gateaux? Baked Beaver? Snatch Sponge? Chill-your-bush Cherry Cake? Aaagh getting too involved!
The creativity and effort behind that cake is probably what makes it so most incredibly gross. It actually looks tasty, which makes me wanna eat it, yet i have a feeling that i’d puke all over the place if i tried… o_o