Jessica, quick college tip: classes are expensive, parties are not. Classes are often prerequisites for other classes, but parties are never prerequisites for other parties. Also, if you miss the party today, there’s guaranteed to be another one tomorrow.
hey guyss haha its Jessica, my status was actually a text from texts from last night.I just thought it was funny and I guess so did someone on my friends list who added it up here. To clear the air I actually go to class and have a very high GPA haha soo no worries.
Amber is talking about a bra…it’s in reply to that chain e-mail going aroung about posting your bra colour as your status to help raise awareness of cancer or at least thats what it says…hence all the colours as statuses.
@ Lola (and everyone who might leave Velveeta in a cupboard): Velveeta should be refrigerated after opening. This is why they keep it in refrigerated section at the grocery store. Even cheese whiz, (which isn’t kept, unopened, in the fridge) needs to be refrigerated after opening.
Other than that, is it just me or has anyone noticed the number of Canadians like Dave becoming superfans of the NFL? That much beer for the Rose Bowl? And you know he doesn’t have a “home team”.
What the hell sort of party are these kids planning when the fridge is stocked with beer and several large tubs of what I am presuming is margarine? A crazy, fun filled pastiche of nude spin the bottle and twister perhaps?
(Although not being familiar with Velveeta I could be wrong in thinking it’s margarine, which begs the question, how much lube do you need peoples?).
Indeed, Velveeta is not the most appetising food in the world (less so when you realise that it contains less than 51% cheese…)
I hadn’t originally noticed the vast quantities in the photo, but now that I think about it the combination large quantities of beer and cheese-flavoured mystery product sounds like a recipe for gastric unpleasantness, potentially of the scale of Tuesday’s “2 much” entry
you must be such a tough, beer chugging badass. please teach us how to be cool and hard like you. you sound so awesome posting comments like that. what a pussy lol!!
i just hope that everyday i could be a little bit more like you.
She was talking about not wearing a bra. She was being the typical whore thinking that if she tells everyone about the color of her bra, she would be spreading awareness about breast cancer. EXCEPT, she raised nothing she she didn’t talk about why she was posting b/c apperently it’s all part of some secret woman’s breast cancer club and two, she just proved that she is a whore cause she wasn’t wearing a bra and everyone know women that don’t wear bras are really easy.
#1. I am not Canadian.
#2. As someone said before, the Rose Bowl is a college football game.
#3. I prefer Velveeta chilled. It’s easier to clean up, too. I was making queso dip for the game.
#4. I probably drank about 25 of these. More beer was brought later in the day. My uncle and I drank all of them.
#5. My mom was there, I dunno why she asked if that was our fridge haha