Well I guess you’ve heard enough about my feelings on fat to know that I hate it, so your assumption is correct. It’s my last standing prejudice as well. It’s not beer time here just yet, and my poison is stella or hahn super dry.
@alordslums – the sexual practices I engage in are none of your concern. I will say however, that there is nothing in the Bible which condemns heterosexual sodomy (unlike what many religion bashers may think). For clarification, you can read the passages in Jeremiah (it has been awhile so I’m not sure exactly which chapter).
Long time lurker. I kind of feel like that stalker that’s been leering at you through the windows, while hiding in the bushes beating off with a mixture of sweat and aggravated tears. Feels nice to take off the ski mask of anonymity!
I am curious on the back story how Jessica knows more about this whore Nicole’s babydaddy than she does; insinuates a threesome to me…
@34 no – it’s a question of eugenics -quality not quantity. there is no firm and impenetrable oligarchy – it’s a meritocracy of wit. if you’re funny enough, then you’re alright. also, if you’re not yoink, you probably need a spell-checker/dictionary to hand.
alordslums: well, that goes without saying; quality > quantity. You dont want all of the sacks of fail out there on the internets having the comment version of diarrhea on lamebook.
My grammar & whatnot is above par, it’s a requirement for work, soooo I think I’ll be fine… <3 Yoink btw.
As for the sexually frustrated deal, I get laid at a regular interval, but I'm a fiend of sorts, so there will probably always be some sexual angst lying around to spring up like a jack in the box, possibly from my box. You never know. On that note, what are you wearing?
@ Miss Shegas “MissShegas needs a swig.”
you just reminded me of a random joke I heard a while ago (don’t get your hopes up, its not exceedingly funny).
A man meets a genie, being Russian, he wishes for the ability to piss vodka(naturally). After he gets his wish, he runs home to his wife and tells her about it, then he sends her to go get glasses. So she comes back and hands him a glass. So he asks “why one glass.” and she replies “I prefer to drink from the bottle.”
hello word hows u dudet? alords was prity funi day my coleyge is propa retartid he cut tip of his finga of on the saw loooooooooool an mayde a decrativ winmil in sum rich old dudes gardin he was a propa cool dude tho mad us bacon buttys fa brekfast so was hapi duno bowt dryvin mate they anit told me a cant yet so bin stil doin it
wen peple 1st red ulysses wit streeming conshes get it n thort it was stupid.
wen peple 1st red saramago with onley commas they thort it wes stupid.
gert stein, hemmmingway &c. n u no shaksper mayde up werds!
wen u guna wayke up n smell da coffey, yoink is a genious!!!
Damn..the last lady must be quite the catch.Loves films, music, books…oh and she just had a kid with a horrible baby daddy who, by the look of things, ain’t coming back anytime soon. With those credentials, she might as well sign up at eHarmony, she’ll be taken in no time.