You know that it can and has happened though… Its called restless pelvic syndrome… I heard about a mexican lady that was in an accident and became incredibly horny and wanted it all the time… At first her and her husband were thrilled, but it turned out she couldnt be satisfied and she just wanted it more.
“Not even missing on the lips before the wedding” – what kind of gawdhelpus lameass overcompensation is that?
But yea breastmilk isn’t such an issue, it contains so much antiviral and other protective stuff, it’s a miraculous mixture. And seeing as the breast works on a supply-and-demand basis, using any milk for other purposes does not make the baby get any less
If Paul actually fell for that nonsense, he deserves what he gets. Clearly, Jen is just marrying him for the money and made up this ridiculous story to keep from having to have sex with him. Meanwhile, she’s banging the pool boy, the mail man, the entire gardening staff, and most of the waitstaff at the local Chili’s.
After the wedding, she’ll allow him one night of joyless sex on the honeymoon. She’ll then spend the next 3 years waiting until he’s asleep to go to bed, and slowly poisoning him until he dies of “natural causes” and she inherits his entire estate. An obvious plot really, but Paul is clearly blinded by love.
Another symptom of Kluver-Bucy Syndrome is the excessive desire to put things in one’s mouth. If Jen and Paul aren’t even kissing on the lips yet, I’m thinking somewhere else has to be getting a little oral attention instead.
@sensible madness: Maybe Jesus was so good in bed that he satisfied all her nympho desires, caused an orgasm so profound that he cured her seemingly INCURABLE brain condition and then had a smoke and left.
Just another interpretation.
Jackie got pranked. What does hockey gear smell like? Is that something I would want to put my face in?
What is Klüver-Bucy Syndrome?
Klüver-Bucy syndrome is a rare behavioral impairment that is associated with damage to both of the anterior temporal lobes of the brain. It causes individuals to put objects in their mouths and engage in inappropriate sexual behavior. Other symptoms may include visual agnosia (inability to visually recognize objects), loss of normal fear and anger responses, memory loss, distractibility, seizures, and dementia. The disorder may be associated with herpes encephalitis and trauma, which can result in brain damage.
Is there any treatment?
What is the prognosis?
There is no cure for Klüver-Bucy syndrome. The disorder is not life-threatening, but the patient can be difficult to manage. With plenty of Jesus, symptoms may slowly decline.
I had brain cancer, and the biggest side effect from the surgery is impulsiveness.
A lot of patients with head trauma don’t actually have sex addictions, they are just unable to use rational thinking and have sex with LOTS of strangers.
Its crazy because you literally lose control of your body.
it didn’t go unnoticed. I’m wondering how someone’s vag comes to smell specifically like hockey gear. Or is this just a clever ploy to avoid being invited to an event or any social gathering ever. What are the future repurcussions going to be?
Girl #1, “Oh, there’s that girl who’s vag smells like hockey gear.”
Girl #2, “Let’s go somewhere else.”
What’s wrong is some people have forgotten the definition of “discretion.” Which is surprising because I don’t think anyone wants to be remembered on facebook or any other site as “The Chick With the Hockey Vag.”
Melissa! I can’t even begin to tell you how much I’ve changed! Since Jesus visited me in my dream and told me that, should I stop sticking my tongue down everyone’s throats and hide behind his purity, we’d be locked together in an eternal sexfest when I die and go to Heaven, I haven’t contracted a single disease! PS: Sorry for fucking your dad.