I can’t believe you idiots think this is a real Facebook page. Her only two pictures have been circulating for years. Maybe if Lamebook didn’t suck so hard their legal fund would’ve been filled by now, instead of just sitting pathetically at the same spot.
Even if she is a real person, that post is fake. How the hell did she sneak into prison and have sex with this dude? No way. I hope to God the post about her baby is fake too, if not someone needs to bring this bitch to the attention of DFS.
I guess I spend too much time on the internet. This picture is a obviously a fake… I’ve seen it on tumblr and random blogs for at least a year or something. Funny. “Gotta compose myself. Gonna go to a Walmart for 45 minutes..” or whatever. Seriously?
Yeah, this facebook profile is fake. Aside from the photos having been around for much time already, look at her English. I find it infinitely easier to understand her typing “in dialect” than actual ghetto people. She writes too phonetically and uses a vocabulary that shouldn’t be cool for someone such as her. (turbulence, voluptuous, complacent!, and cute little made up ones like “nigtaculously,” “niggasome,” “nigtrincula heart”,, etc.)
Also, she doesn’t really get angry at anyone who says something nasty or confrontational and points out she’s a joke. When she occasionally does it’s a very short message that does not look very heartfelt.
Oh, and she shot someone and was a victim of a driveby, in a small time frame. This troll is a lot more complicated than the “epilectic monkey” posts that use dollar signs and whatnot.
Haha oh man, it’s obvious the profile is fake, but the fact the picture was still taken at some point makes me laugh.
Also, even if ‘she’ was real, her fat ass never could have snuck into the jail, especially long enough to have sex. What’d she do, kick down the glass and lock them in a supply closet while the guards watched?
So true, Zoned. The last time that chick could have possibly done any sneaking would’ve been about a hundred pounds ago.
And I now agree the profile is bullshit. At first, based on some of the earlier posts, I did think she was the real deal, but looking at the newer posts (with all the Lamebookers commenting on them), it’s obvious that she’s not. It’s almost like the yoink thing all over again, and will probably die as quickly. Meanwhile, the crowd are lapping it up. I have no idea why.
You’d be surprised at what people can get away with in the average prison, to be honest, although vaginal intercourse would probably be very difficult to do and finish. Odds are the average visitor would only be able to do a handjob unless they’re allowed conjugal visits.
the nearest walmart to West Philadelphia is near Camden, which is inconvenient to get to. You’re not just going to go there on an impulse.
second-people in philly, even the ghetto people, don’t usually go to Walmart. I know this because I live there. People with a limited income go to Shoprite or the ghetto Acmes.
West Philly has a HUGE rap for being the cliche of what is ghetto, and though true, you can’t slap all ghetto stereotypes in to one bit to make it true. West Philly is ghetto, Wal-mart can be ghetto (but more hick around PA), but I’m telling you, NO ONE IN WEST PHILADELPHIA GOES TO WALMART
benladen, what the hell are you talking about. Your generalization of West Philly is not only inaccurate but completely ignorant. West Philly is NOT the ghetto of Philadelphia, thats North Philly sweetie. Secondly, PLENTY of people in Philadelphia go to Walmart, particularly the one down on Delaware Avenue. Thirdly, Walmart is not ghetto. Certainly, it has a stigma to be where the ghetto black people, hillbillies and the like shop, but that isn’t necessarily always true. Are you sure you live in Philly?! Or have you read a few things in online and decided to become the expert, while you sit at home in South Dakota. You’re talking foolishness. It would be stupid to think that anyone, even those in West Philly, couldn’t make it down to that store. PUH-LEEEASSEEE. You sound stupid. Stop.
um…no i do not live in south dakota. and North Philadelphia is worse, but trust me, West Philly is quite ghetto. I think you’re thinking about manayunk which is not and is in WP, but the rest is. I didn’t say West Philly was THE ghetto of Philadelphia. I don’t know why people got so inflamed over my comment. All I meant to say was that in West Philly, if you’re ghetto, it doesn’t go hand in hand with going to Walmart. I was tryng to say you’re not going to find so many “people of Walmart” in West Philly. I’m not an expert, I’ve just lived in West Philadelphia my whole life. My brother goes to St. Joe’s Prep and saw two guys get shot right outside his classroom window. I don’t see anything particularly wrong with my comment, no need to have a freak out.
Thanks makeheadlines, I’m happy you see my point. Benladen, I too live in WP and have for the last 17 years, so…I know what I’m talking about. I still don’t think West Philly is ghetto, nothing screams ghetto to me, and trust me I wasn’t talking about Manayunk. Of course, there are some “ghetto” people (I really hate when people throw that word around because there is always a different idea of what is categorized as “ghetto” and most of the time I think it is based on a racial generalization than anything) but ANYWAY, we got “so inflamed” because you were making a generalization about a certain neighborhood and then of a store grouping them together with a word that also draws a certain connotation…I really don’t feel like getting all MLK on this post, its not that deep.