I know so many girls like this. The ones who post daily on Facebook how their current boyfriends are such cheating liars (later in the day: “I have the best boyfriend in the world I love him so much OMG LOL”).
Yet several of these girls I know for a fact have cheated on those boyfriends numerous times (because it’s often with me UMAD?).
Aw, sure it’s funny. They really are that fuckin’ blind. Whatever they do themselves, well that was different, there’s always an excuse to hang it on. Everything revolves around them. The great female solipsism, they’re here, they’re in your face, get used to it.
I find it extremley hypocritical how men and women seem to have very different opinions/rules on cheating and etc. It seems where I live (Australia), women can get off with a slap on the wrist for cheating. Woman using an excuse such as – ‘You don’t satisfy me so I had to look elsewhere’. Whereas men are ‘unforgivable bastards’ if they do so, unsatisfied or not. Of course this is not always the case, but it certainly is more common than the other way around. It seems to me that Aussie women want their man to cheat just so they have something to bitch about. I am new to lamebook too, having just made an account to comment here – So please, don’t bite my head off! Lmfao
I’m not friends with Brigham laugh.out.loud.. but yeah, my name is fairly easy to find hahaha. I’ve had a ton of friend requests since this came out. please feel free to share this link with everybody that you know! h
Lazy, I am pretty sure asking to not have your head bitten off around here is like smearing yourself in honey, breaking into a bee’s nest, and asking them not to sting…
However, there has been a trend of late of persons discussing how some women deliberately seek out men who will treat them poorly simply so that they can bitch to their girlfriends about them.
I say, why not just get it on with said girlfriends instead?
It’s also pretty sad that Kallie won’t talk to men unless she’s considering fucking them (she tells guys with kids to not talk to her because she won’t date them).
What if he just want to complement her on her fabulous sweater?
Lazybitch comment #11 – the problem with ausfailian women is that they are terminally fucking insecure, neurotic sheep. They all hate their thighs/boobs/noses and take it out on the world by acting completely fucking insane. DO NOT read any woman’s magazine published in that fucked-up country. They are only blueprints on how to hate yourself moar and be more neurotic.
Relationships appear so terminally porous because communication between the sexes is sketchy at best – which is understandable as ausfailian men are all sports-obsessed, racist, insecure homophobes.
And what the fuck is it with the hyper-competitive ausfailian society? Why does everyfuckingthing have to be a competition with you people? We’re all just sacks of meat in varying stages of decomposition. Calm the fuck down.
Happy ausfailure Invasion Day. And I really mean that.
I grew up with both of them. She’s about as derpy as derpy can be.
I bet she flips her shit when she sees this. she Will probably use phrases like “ohemgee! like, cant I like, file a restraining order?! or call the police on that website?! see! this guy says they’re all terrorists anyway!”
@crustylovelips OH! I’m so sorry that you know all about me and I haven’t taken the time to tell you who I am!! WOW you must be really smart!! I’m only 2 years away from my Masters Degree in Accounting at a Nationally accredited accounting school, number 10 in the nation to be exact*, I’m a model in Nashville and have been in numerous country music video’s including jason aldean’s dirt road anthem and tattoos on this town, and I pay all of my own bills, am only 20 in doing so, and paid for my car with cash.
On the other hand, she is NOT in school, gotten quite fat, probably still lives with her parents, obviously can’t find a good man in however long it’s been since her and I dated, wont ever find a good man probably…..
So PLEASE tell me crustylovelips, HOW do I not have much going for me? you ignorant fuck
Why do I always sleep through the meltdowns? Fuck GMT+10…
Ladd, are you a lingere model my any chance? And is country music the one where they line dance and say ‘howdy partner’, then break gee tars and bottles over people’s heads?
Happy (belated) Invasion Day to you too, MsAnne. I wish that they’d slammed Gillard’s head into the door when they were rushing her away from The Lobby restaurant. And left Abbott to the angry mob for even suggesting that the tent embassy is no longer relevant. What a cunt.
But anyway, back to your earlier comment, are you still based in Australia? Your extremely generalised comments were very “they” and “them” for an Ausfailian. I know what you’re talking about, of course; maybe more than most as I’m lucky/unlucky enough to live in Queensland, the bogan capital of the world.
Most of the people I associate with IRL are nothing like you described, because we don’t read chicks’ magazines and we don’t watch television. I couldn’t give a rat’s about the current overpaid athletes / sports people in the news, or who’s winning the cricket. But I saw enough on Facebook yesterday to realise that as a nation, we’re either becoming more racist, or the ignorant xenophobes are just getting louder and prouder. It actually made me feel sick.
I’m going to continue garnering relationships with people on the other end of the spectrum, and hope that the class of people you described stop fucking breeding.
Oh, and communication rocks. Some men are quite skilled in the art as well.
@ MsAnne, I totally agree with you on your point about Australian women being insecure crazed bitches. I have a sister who has had a nosejob and recently had implants (made next to no difference imo!)
I in no way intended to come across as competitive or distressed/agitated. I am not a crazed australian fanatic. Like you said, we’re all the same – Perhaps I was too quick to assume that if I had referred to men and women in general, that some bitch’d have a whine about my opinion or ‘assumption’ about them?
Australia day is shit, btw. Any excuse for dole bludging men and women to drink, gamble and contract as many sti’s in a day as possible.
I stopped being ausfailian when that country latched onto america’s dick and I had to watch in horror as they illegally invaded first Afghanistan, then Iraq.
I saw the images of the children torn apart by shrapnel. Remember that one of the terrified father carrying his dead little girl whose legs are shredded mince from the knees down? Remember watching the fun of the gunships go batshit and shoot everybody in fucking sight? Remember how the pm of ausfailure condemned Assange for daring to publish that fact?
Yeah, well. NOT IN MY NAME. I consider the state to have ‘gone rogue’ and to have acted against the wishes of the majority of the people.
MsAnne, thanks for that. Though I must say, you’re pretty generous to presume that the Australian people have ANY fucking idea what their wishes are in relation to warfare / political alliances. They’ll know what they want when the government tells them, goddammit!