An old friend of mine walked in on his 13 year old brother masturbating in the shower. As I recall he was the butt of Avril Lavigne jokes for a while afterwards – ‘Complicated’ possibly. Point is time your ‘happy time’ well and use locks!!! It’s not that hard! 23 years strong and I still haven’t been caught – touch wood!
This is ridiculous! We live in the 21st century, an age of unprecedented technological advancement, an era of liberation and free speech and still people stigmatise wanking!
Good god a teenager had a wank!
John needs to realise that arguing the case out with his pent up sexually frustrated brother is not the way forward. The ONLY thing he can possibly do is go throw himself off onto his big brothers pillow, showering his brothers bed linen, this should teach John a much needed lesson in wank etiquette.
I hate it when you’re in be and masturbate flat out -I mean that fast that if you were travelling the coppers wouldn’t be able to catch you, and you get the load up. You get your little cum rag ready, and you miss. You end up with cum on your wall, on your pillow, in your hair and eyes! Am I the only one who has that problem????
@pink broccoli: I could, but I would not be able to wear the sock afterwards. A decent load of ‘man milk’ is hard to get with an automatic washing machine, and if that fails then I would be walking around with crunchy socks! Thank you for the suggestion. Is muchly appreciated