I just don’t get it. This kid is worse than the Hanson Brothers,The Jonas Brothers, and The Backstreet Boys all piled into one. I am at a loss for words. He should of joined the rest of himself on the side of his mom’s leg.
Also, I think Madison should take her stalking to the next level. First, she should find out his schedule down to the last minute, plan a chloroform surprise, then skin him and wear it pretending to be him. She can be so close to him! Then the cops can just shoot her too for being a crazy psycho. Two birds with one stone?
But to be fair to bieber he does have the awesome privilege of being blissfuly unaware of the horrible death orgy that was World War II. In all honesty I envy his ignorance.
It would be like going through your whole life without realising that George ‘bananaphone’ Bush was the most powerful man in the free world.
Thank you jmdp! I was so confused about all this german business, I heard the question being ‘Are you german for basketball?’. I had no clue whatsoever what they were talking about, I was on the same page as JB for that one. I thought maybe it was slang for crazy or something.
@tellmelies if he actually goes public with his actual gayness, it’ll take a lot of the fun out of saying how gay he is. It just wouldn’t be the same. Pole puffer is hilarious though, haven’t heard that before strangley enough, or else I’ve forgotten.
“bananaphone”? I’ve heard Dubya called everything under the sun but this? Care to share the back story?
I’m not jumping on the bash bieber train. I like his songs if they come on the radio, same with the Jonas Brothers. As allegedly annoying as these people are, let’s understand that there are people who will listen to the stuff they churn out and it’s not like Bieber and Jonas are causing the craziness surrounding them.
Let’s put it this way, the Jonas Brothers get pussy and are capable of playing an instrument as far as i’m aware. They are tolerable, and more mature then that little twat Justin Bieber. The first time I heard one of his shitty pieces of crap played on the radio, it made me want to jam metal rods in my ears and kill myself with them it was so horrible. Nobody should make you want to kill yourself, but the Bieber Fever is deathly to everybody, and there are different forms of it.
1. LG’s running rampant and trampling over each other in order to get closer to said-Twat.
2. His singing causes neural brain damage to those with an ear for music who appreciate quality and forces said people to commit seppoku.
3. Justin Bieber is Frodo.
Bored of all the Justin Bieber stuff. Don’t get me wrong,I’ve never heard any of his music, or even seen anything beyond like, one picture of him, so I’m not being all ‘he’s amazing, don’t hate on him!’ Just seems kind of pointless that everyone keeps going on aout how some kid singer has a high voice…
Brit, never heard any of his music? I feel EXTREMELY awful for doing this, but here’s a youtube link. Now, while you go ahead and listen to this song, and try to determine whether you’re watching a girl or boy on the screen as it sings, i’m going to go shit on a cookie and eat it to take away the pain of having heard those first few words… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXUSaVw3Mvk
Resisting. Temptation. To. Click. Nuff’s. Link.
I’ve never heard the Bieber kid sing, either, and only vaguely know who he/she/it is (what I’ve read on LB). I live in Spain, and the first time I saw the Bieber-person on TV was just the other day in a news story about little girls rioting in Australia… I just hope the story doesn’t pique young Spanish girls’ curiosity and cause him/her/it to bring his/her/its music here!
Damn it! I clicked nuff’s link! What an unsavoury way to start my morning! And it’s not just the terrible song; it’s the disturbing video of an effeminate pre-teen-looking kid trying to seduce a young adult-looking woman.
I feel used; I have to go take another shower now…
@ jmdp, definitely nothing to do with the accent. That was a poor cover up. Now don’t get me wrong, I’m not a fan of the Bieber, but I rather think people are just pulling at straws to degrade him over this. I also have a habit of interpreting questions incorrectly.
When I applied for a job at McDonalds, we had to take this safety quiz or whatever to show we were responsible. I got one question wrong. When asked what can contaminate food, out of a selection of bacteria and dangerous chemicals, I chose salt & pepper. I thought it was a joke and asking me what can contaminate food as in what is ALLOWED to contaminate food. Pretty embarrassing.
What is he 14, 15? What boy his age doesn’t look feminine? If I woke up and never heard his name again it wouldn’t be too soon to be sure as I have a 7 1/2 year old daughter who is already picking out their china patterns. As tired as I am of hearing him and/or about him the kid is extremely talented. I brought Angelina and a few of her friends to acapella performance and he has an amazing voice that has unbelievable octave range and control. The people who claim he doesn’t either have no concept of what constitutes “good” music or, and this is most likely as not the case in most instances, they are lying because it makes them feel better about themselves to be able to put down a child who has already done more with his life now before he can even get a driving permit than they ever will.
He is a child people, he has not even hit puberty yet. Can’t you find something better to do with your time while you give him a few years to grow up, like going back to kicking homeless guy on the corner and teasing the lady paying for her groceries with food stamp coupons? Sheesh. I wanted to marry Gordon Matthew Thomas Sumner, Michael Jackson, and John Bongiovi Jr. at different points in my misguided youth.
And if he does turn out to be a “pole puffer”, so what? Lamebook used to actually be one of the most open minded forums that I belonged to, now it is becoming overrun with tools. Don’t get me wrong I like to laugh at idiots as much as the next person, it’s just that homophobes and people that crack on adolescent boys for having high pitched voices ARE lame in my book.
Nonnieyrissa, how refreshing. Someone standing up for JB that isn’t just some raving loon. I don’t like his music, but I don’t hate on him either. I just don’t understand the hype. I too believe that people are being too harsh on him as well.
58. Nonnieyrissa. Actually, he’s 16… kinda late to be considered “a child” who “has not even hit puberty yet”.
At any rate, it’s not his sexuality that’s brought into question (in most cases). It matters little whether he is straight, gay or bisexual. The point is that the marketing rejects are trying to get us to believe that acting younger than his age is somehow “sexy”; that yet another high-pitched whingy teen is “entertaining”.
When someone like this kid becomes famous by actually working the live performance scene, and not as a result of mind-numbing marketing ploys, then I’ll keep silent and let the public have what it (apparently) truly wants. Until then, I’ll complain about the market offering shoddy goods.
American culture is so fucking weird. The only reason I have heard about Justin Bieber, or indeed The Jonas Brothers, is through people bitching and moaning about them. If you don’t like them, hmmm, watch less TV? Read different magazines? Get the fuck over it? Also the people who seem to hate them so passionately are not exactly the audience they were intended for. You might as well go and see Barney the Movie and whine about the acting.
@ziggle it’s not American culture, only. He’s big EVERYWHERE for the most part. Shit, take a look at how how the Japanese go nuts for American pop bands then talk about American culture.
As for Beiber I don’t care for him that much and if he wants to make shitty soft voiced music. Let him. Not like I can’t turn the station. I mean you people act like you’re being forced to see or hear this guy.
Heres a selective list of situations in which it is nearly impossile to avoid bieber syphilis but in the interests of being fair and balanced I will note possible solutions.
1. You have a sister daughter or close female relatives under the age of 18.
Possible solution: Kill them and make it look like suicide.
2. You have eyes.
Possible Solution: Gouge the fuckers and claim disability (trust me you wont miss much).
3. You go to any kind of educational institution where there are bound to exist some who idolise the bieber foetus.
Burn it down (chicks dig that dangerous misunderstood psycho rebel look).
Either way my point is while living in a metropolitan world it is impossible to avoid certain elements of pop culture and while its being shoved in your face alongside things you actually want to see it hurts no one to develop an opinion about it.
The overly negative response to Bieber is a response to the ridiculous irrationally positve response that causes teenage (and older paedo) girls to try and crush each other to death.
@nuff: Eh. The music is ignoreable. The sort of stuff I hear on the radio every and don’t even process. It’s just nothing, really. The Jonas Brothers were the same.
The video on the other hand makes me want to puke rainbows.
And then shit on them.
But still… the hate seems oddly overblown. Like I say, over here we have tons of this tat on the radio every day that my brain just refuses to acknowledge. Stuff like Cheryl Cole, or the Sugababes, or… hell, I don’t know. I don’t pay any attention. But still. It seems a lot lately that America’s taste is split between ten year old girls, and everybody else in America, the ten year old girls being the ‘YOU SING AVERAGELY, MARRY ME AND BE A WONDERFULLY RESPECTFUL HUSBAND’, and everybody else being of the ‘This stands for all of the evil in the world. We must kill it before it spreads.’ attitude.
And really, who’s more insane here?
No, genuinely, who is? I don’t know. I guess it’s the ten year old girls. Those clowns go through potential husbands like they go through… piss-poor teen artists.
By which I mean quickly and ruthlessly. Enjoy this shit while you can, Bieber. You just wait for the next average-lookin’ average-singin’ teenager, then you’ll be desperate for whatever attention you can get.
are you fucking kidding me with that question? Seriously? Or does your musical library consist solely of rap music? Suck on deez nuts.
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as for the whole Bieber thing, I just couldn’t sit on the fence when the media is involved. You got one side that consists of a mass conglomerate of potential Bieber rapists, and the other that would rather see the twat crash and burn worse then any other pre-peubescent boy-teen in the history of man.
Now, I’ve only heard the media-inspired songs the kid has put on the radio which is essentially white noise. Pretty much what Brit said. The story as I know it is that Usher needed a little something-something to get back in the spotlight and tried to one-up R. Kelly by picking up this kid off of YouTube and HAND him fortune and fame. The twat doesn’t deserve any respect as far as I’m concerned and I get a few laughs every now and then when I see how badly I can bash him on here. I find more amusement in the things I would rather do then hear him. Brits idea of puking rainbows and then proceed to shit on them was hilarious. The truth of the matter is that it’s just plain sad.
In the end, you can’t tell people what is good and what isn’t. A lot of people love Nickelback for instance. Good for you, I hope you enjoy listening to the same album over and over again with a few twists here or there as they put out new ones. I can listen to a few of their songs, but anything more and it just gets repetitive. Overplayed, and you lose interest quickly. A good artists music will live on forever. Eric Clapton is God for instance.
Done my rant for now.
@ Dees Nuts, I’d also like to point out that although BJ is from Canada, he was not remotely “Canadian” produced. Usher? It’s Hollywood. It’s always effing Hollywood.
And I’m on the same page as Nonnieyrissa. I realize, Zhigulii, that he’s not popular for his musical talent, but for marketing ploys, but imagine being a 14-year-old boy with a dream of being a star, and then all of this happens. Do you really think that he’s going to say no to anything Usher says?
I was 13 once too, and a pop “artist” having songs about being that age, and those “simple” feelings was what I related to at the time – Backstreet Boys, that kind of crap, lol! Ignorance is bliss, these kids just don’t know any better yet.
I just hope they grow out of it eventually!
Justin Bieber is the most annoying no-talent a$$ clown that the media ever decided to make famous.
First of all the kid is an idiot. He doesn’t even know what ‘German’ means cuz apparently ‘We don’t say that in America’ …even though he’s Canadian… but at least he knows that he likes basketball. If you ask me he should be playing a sport that requires a helmet.