Also, the first one is a complete retard, not only for getting that idiotic tattoo and making a dumb and obvious caption for it, but also for self-submitting. Thus, I will insult you in the worst way possible: you’re lamer than Ben, submitter.
If he ever grows out of the stage where the fact that girls have girl parts and boys have boy parts and sometimes those parts touch and make babies and/or stds, he’s going to seriously regret this tattoo.
The stubble isn’t too high, that pants are just really low. And, considering those are boxers I’m pretty sure it’s a male…..or a butch dyke, which is pretty much the same thing, right? And lastly, I thinks it’s funny as hell!
That’s funny, whoever is in the first pic, posted their own tattoo to lamebook, real cool! and the third tattoo just sounds moronic, till somebody kill you? it reminds me of achmed the dead terrorist. ” SHUT UP I KILL YOU”
@Lady Dane, You missquoted one of the most infamous terrorists in the world, it is not “SHUT UP I KILL YOU” it is “SILENCE! I kill you!”
And i absolutely love those tattoos because then make me think of what those people do when they are 60 years old and still have those tattoos
I hate and loathe (yes that strongly) when people pull out that sorry old, “what people will think when they are 60 and have these tattoos” Do you seriously think that *most* people who get tattoos don’t consider that? I love tattoos. On me, on other people. And you know what I’m going to think when I’m 60? “Damn those were some good times. I’m glad I didn’t have a large stick up my ass when I was younger. This one right here, it brings back fond memories of that time……..oh shit, I can’t remember what it reminds me off, but it was a fucking blast.”
Ya isn’t just soooo sexy to have “Pornstar” tattooed accross your ass at eighty? And I’m not using it as a derogitory thing, I’m saying that I find it hilarous that people have no forethough, like what about when you go in for your next job with this http://ill-use.com/wp-content/gallery/stupid-tattoo-and-dumb-flesh-art/neck-tattoo-11550689117499.jpg tattoed accross your forehead? And personaly I find tattooes to be a little bit stupid, “Hey, lets go stick a needle in our flesh and inject die beneath our skin!”
@iahscreativityissue- Again, he/she would be eighty, and who cares? That’s my point. People who get tattoos on their neck, forehead, etc again, are not going to care at 80. They’re really not. AND I’m *assuming* that those same said people have jobs in places that embrace alternative life styles, or aren’t so worried about it. I’m not saying people don’t make stupid choices on design/location etc, and certainly not every tattoo that I’ve seen would be something I would get, however, it’s their body, not mine. Tattoos are as much a from of creativity and art as much as sculptures, painting, etc. I have a wide variety of tattoos that represent things that are important to me, and I find them beautiful. I might also add that I’m gainfully employed and have NEVER had a problem getting a job.
@meatlupyourass, lmao, I highly doubt he got it because he ACTUALLY had crabs….
I love ink… when it means something. I don’t have any myself yet, but I have a pretty good idea of what I want if I ever decide to get one. I do not for the life of me understand getting tribal crap or barbed wire around the bicep because it’s “cool” right now… or getting a poorly done, not even remotely thought out one just for the hell of it. As far as I can tell, people who do that sort of thing are the only people who regret em later.
I have several tattoos, and regret none, I was young and in college and used the art to reflect certain things in my life. My art is a story that I had put on me. That’s just what it is, it’s my story. It’s a difference of opinion to those who think they are stupid, or nonsensical, I disagree. When I’m 80 I’ll look back and think, wow… that was fun!
WOnder how long it’ll take before #3 comes to regret their tattoo. The usual argument (that people have debated here) is when they’re way past middle age… but for number 3 I’m thinking it’ll only be a couple of years. That would be hilarious to see.
Ummm… so if crab guy submitted this himself, I’m forced to ask: did he get those god-awful tattoos with lamebook fame as the ultimate goal? I can just picture the scenario:
Tattooist: “Seriously, why crabs in your fun zone?”
Crab Guy: “Hehe, well… my plan is to take a photo of my nether regions post-tattoo, complete with pube stubble and everything, and post it on Facebook with a stupid pun relating to a sexually-transmitted parasite. I’ll then screenshot it, submit it to lamebook, and gain everlasting, international infamy as ‘crab guy’! Best.plan.ever!”
CG needs to get laid, although with those tats, I’m thinking he’s not going to be getting it for free…
Well, I guess that’s one way of keeping the girls from ruining your rep when they discuss the fact that you have crabs with one another. He can play it off as is it is ony the ink version they are all talking about.
the notorious b.i.g. could spell you’re and kills. what kinda tribute to him is that? the crabs are so ridiculously stupid that it is pretty funny, though why he got them when he obviously knew they were stupid enough for lamebook is beyond me. urgh tattoos are ugly though
@Wookie, I have several tattoo artist for friends, and it’s pretty common knowledge in the tattoo world that you tattoo EXACTLY what the person asks for. My friends tell people who want writing, check and double check your spelling, it goes on exactly how you give it to me. They are not their customers spell checker, a tattoo is a life long commitment and if you’re going to invest in one, you should have put some major thought into it, never rely on someone else to get it right, it’s going on YOU.
ok fair enough, but surely they have a moral obligation to at least point out that the spelling isn’t right, giving the idiot getting the tattoo the opportunity to say they want it spelled properly if they do and are just too stupid to use a dictionary…i mean they are paying the tattoo artist for the job
I agree with SomeRandomChick. These losers, who were never brave enough to get their own tattoos, predict we will regret our “tattoo choices” when we’re old bags. I say, if the only thing I regret is a silly tattoo-I’ve had a pretty good freakin’ life!