Hey Ahmed, if the unfortunate happens and Elaine DOES become a Period Ghost, can I recommend a romantic tune? It’s perfect for those nights when you cuddle up with that special ghost after a nice, hot blood shower.
Hmm – People like Elaine should have a large BIPOLAR tag or tattoo on their foreheads, that way if the “crazy eyes” sanity test fails there always a back up , Ahmed an John get a Fail for their wanna be ganstaaa talk. If the roles were reversed i wonder what ahmed’s
ghost scare tactics would be , shakin the fridge is obviously take n and the red monsoon shower is hard to beat , any suggests ?
Am I the only one who can’t quite figure out which of those guys she’s dating? I mean her first comment says something about this Ahmed joker being her guy… but then farther down she says something about him reading bedtime stories to a crazy bitch but loving her.
Or is she just talking about her multiple personalities?
I may be reading too much into it but I feel like the “real” Elaine made the first comment and perhaps someone stole her name and pic and is spoofing her and they are going back and forth with eachother?
Well, if his heart was beating slow before, fuck it, I’m pretty sure it just about froze when you started mentioning your period blood as a showering option.
Ugh. I should feel sorry for someone so clearly unstable, but this kind of made my day!
Elaine, I have an ex bf who just got out of jail for abuse agaisnt me, I was just wondering, would you mind going out with him for abit…You know….Karma…I think you could pull it off and scare him more then I ever could….Msg me KK thanks!
The line “my girl love me but fuck it my heart beats slow” is a line from a song called “successful” by Drake. And she is not bipolar, she is clearly psychotic. Please don’t give us bipolars a bad name.
I think I dated her sister.. on the plus side, at least it probably isn’t hard for you to get some from her. although I think that if she got a little more angry she’d turn into the hulk and beat you to death
I hope things turn out alright for Elaine. Otherwise she’ll end up trapped in purgatory, a lifeless object — alive, awaiting reprisal. Death will be her acquisition, I’m afraid.
I can understand her anger, however: some days it just seems like the sky is turning red, but when I realize that the return to power draws near, I cry out, “Fall into me, the sky’s crimson tears!” It sounds melodramatic, but I accept the difficulties of life.
Elaine, you need to just abolish the rules made of stone. Society just expects too much of you.
But one day, the haters will be pierced from below, the souls of their treacherous past rising up against them. They will be betrayed by many, and the girlfriends you thought Ahmed had will be ornaments dripping above you.
But if you spend too much time awaiting the hour of your reprisal, your time will slip away, and you won’t even realize it.
Ahmed’s not worth it, but if you feel the need to become a period ghost, know that he will regret hurting you. As he stands in the shower, he will feel your raining period blood fall upon his cheating head, as if from a lacerated sky. Your ectoplasmic vagina will bleed its horror, creating a structure of pain and fear and regret around Ahmed, trapping him forever. And you shall reign, reign in blood, in tears, in sweat, and in love.