They sound like boring superheroes… The Amazing Adventures of Pinky and Kezia! BOOM – POW – SPLAT! Pinky, the incredibly lame full-of-himself turd. And Kezia lays down the mediocre jokes and predictions of the vile beast ‘mom’ coming to ‘holla’ at Pinky. And introducing… Ann as Mom. BEWARE THIS CREATURE. She will ‘HOLLAAAAAAAA’ until her will is done. No one is safe!
On another note , why the hell would any guy call himself pinky and then utter some fake gangsta talk on facebook
I admit that Nick isnt exactly gangsta but Pinky , goddamit boy.
-Sup G , i’m Pinky
- You’re what now
- ya know , Pinky the man with the plan
- Got a small dick?
- No ?
- Like barbies?
- hell no
-THEN WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU CALL YOURSELF PINKY
- you know i got game man , ladies holla back @ ya G up in here
ee- i guess i am too. i’ve heard that if you’re under 35 or something then it’s a different cat… a panther maybe. i’m 30 and the fiance is 23 (soon to be 24) so i get that disturbing feeling when i think about what the age difference would’ve been when we were younger. we joke about me being a pedophile… joking of course!! clearly i wouldn’t have dated him back then. gross.
I think the under 35′s are “puma’s” – at least that’s what they call themselves around here.
I give Pinky’s mom the win for 1. acknowledging she is, in fact, the only chick who’ll holla at him and 2. calling him Nick rather than Pinky (to which I echo the aforementioned confusion at picking that for a name).
I say good on you the mum, borrow your daughter’s bras.
I have the opposite problem, my daughter borrows my clothes all the time, and I often don’t see my stuff again for weeks.
Won’t be happening soon much any more though… she’s leaving on a jet plane, and I won’t have anyone to steal my clothes (holding back the tears).
I might have to get my son, to start borrowing my clothes so I don’t feel the loss so much.
I hate the term cougars by the way, but in its essence,I have been known to be one, but I like some old bastards too.
I go both ways.
I feel ya word… I dont discriminate (up to a certain point, they have to be legal and if they so old i have to knock sagging tits out of the way to get to a dusty vagina, then I’m out) But for the most part age is not a discriminating factor in my book
I always keep it legal slim, but there have been a few close calls.
I think that my friends would’ve liked to have me arrested for some of the geriatric choices I’ve made.
I say so what!, the oldies I’ve chosen to date in my past were hot.
The cougar in the bra may have contributed to a quake in Taiwan, so don’t laugh at the Iranian Cleric!
eenerbl, you added a bit of blood flow to my already semi-turgid pinky, until I found out that you read, a lot….
Cougars are great, but if they are too smart, it can be a turn off… I don’t want you correcting my love letters, or grammar when I’m talkin’ dirty to ya!
I believe that a Puma is a woman in her late 20′s, up to 35, then she transforms into a Cougar, which lasts from 35-55, at which point she changes again, into a Wolverine, which is from 55-65.
When she hits 65, she will make her last transformation, into a Sabre Tooth Tiger(ess)
Oh, what I have learned from the comments today… well it seems that you both, ee and word, would be my superiors in our harem, being in either the Puma or Cougar catagories… and seeing how I don’t really fit into any of iddjit’s catagories, I will dub myself a jaguar. So what does that make slim? Why don’t guys get labels too??
im under 35… not a dirty old man yet… and i look in my 20s
But let me see if i can explain it to you women… see a penis is like a key… if you have a key that opens a lot of locks then that is a master key and is good to have… however if you have a lock that opens for every key… well thats a pretty shitty lock if you ask me… does that help?
slim- i still get carded too! my fiance almost never does. i look younger and he looks older (i think it’s the facial hair) so nobody ever knows there’s a big age difference. i’ve had people tell me they thought i was 25.
I’m in my late 20s and soooooo happy to still pass for someone in their early 20s. I don’t mind getting carded at bars/lounges/restaurants/etc. I do find it super annoying when getting carded at movie theatres.
For some reason slim, I thought you were in your 40s? Oops. Sorry.
Where she put the Q@@ after it? The only thing I think that could possibly mean is “Quit it.” Q-at-at kind of sounds like that, anyway.
Assuming, of course, her keyboard didn’t just simply have a heart attack…