I hear crooked ones hit the g-spot. But only if they curve the right direction. If they curve the wrong way then they just suck.
Janet: ‘I would never make fun of my husband’s lame cock in public! Just in private! And I announce in public “Look, I COULD mock his cock, but I won’t!”‘
If I cheated on my wife, my mom would definitely take her side.
Also, if you cheat, your ex-gf has every right to publicly mock your tiny banana, sorry Thomas, that’s just the way it goes.
Telling your son, his GF, and her entire facebook friends list ANYTHING about your husband’s cock = YOU LOSE. the kids that know that man do not need to know that and i’d be pissed if i’d ever met tom’s dad and then read that about him, or even met him after I read that. thanks janet.
as for crooked dicks, i don’t know if they’re better or not. but i guess i don’t really care either.
I dont know, maybe this could work in Thomas’s favour. Now all his female friends know that he has a “crooked penis” he has a valid and perfectly acceptable excuse to say… “Hey, you heard about my dick right, want to see it?” …… its a perverts dream!
I think Janet hasn’t been around many college women lately because I’m pretty sure Aubrey is acting just like one. A college LADY, now, would never stoop to this. She would just take a picture of said crooked tool during their “goodbye sex” session. Then she would post fliers, send emails and texts to only her 600 closest friends. That’s how a true college lady would handle it. Facebook statues are so bourgeois.
I miss college.