I thought doppleganger week was last week…this week is that urbandictionary one about your name. I was hoping my name on urbandictionary would translate to “3 dollar prostitute hooked on Colombian nose candy”, but alas it had a far more flattering, although less accurate, definition instead.
Normally I’m on your side, but she added her picture on October 18th, 2009. He posted on it on December 9th, 2009. So either he was stalking her and looking through all of her profile pictures (and she didn’t have any other ones of herself to show that this was “different”), or she kept this one up for over two months.
I had my dog as my profile picture for the longest time, so I shouldn’t say much… I still don’t like this. And why do so many girls look like the “hottest women in hollywood”. No one ever says “I look like Camren Manheim” or “I’ve been told I look a bit like John C. Reilly”. Noooooo, of course not, it’s always “people say I look like Matthew Macanaughey” and “I’m told I’m a dead ringer for Megan Fox”.
It angers me! BTW, I know I butchered the celebrity names, but I don’t really care.
‘no ulterior motives’?? LOL, that’s just what guys say when they want you so bad that they are afraid that their thoughts of rape are maybe spilling out into what they type. So they try to cover themselves.
@Madrid: Aron is definitely not trying to be ironic; I’m not even sure that that is the word you are looking for. Facetious, or jocular, maybe?
Anyway, that dude definitely wants to stick one right on the bullseye with Rachel. You know this because, “[He says] that with no ulterior motive.” When you couple that with him being male, you pretty much know that he means exactly the opposite of what he just said. All the ladies can vouch for that. Most ladies are way too smart to be so easily duped by such an obvious, shameless attempt at flattery. Right ladies?
When someone says “I have no ulterior motives”, it’s equivalent to someone saying “no pun intended”.
Yes, you have ulterior motives and yes, you intended that pun!
BTW, the picture is of Megan Fox. She became a “sex goddess” after starring in Transformers. Personally, I don’t find her that attractive. I’d definitely do her, but she’s not as amazingly gorgeous as other people say, to me.
I really dislike all these stupid “theme weeks” I don’t care what celebrity I look like, I could care less about what my name means on urban dictionary, and why would you really want to know my bra color? Are you going to buy me matching panties? I think not! If you are however, please leave your info so I can contact you with my size and address.
I think a few of you might be giving Aron a little too much credit if you don’t think he’s serious… I look nothing like Megan Fox, and I’ve had plenty of guys I don’t know from Adam spout this **** while trying to add me as a friend.
Rachel, if indeed that is your real name. You do not know me but I am an internet porn addict who spends his days trolling FB looking for pictures of totally hot chicks to whack off to. Being as I am too stupid to realize that the pictures people post are often not of themselves but simply stolen photos of celebrities, I genuinely think you may look like this and would very much like to get in your pants. However, since I believe you actually ARE this hot girl, I want to reassure you that I realize you would never speak to one such as myself. You are wank-worthy, I just felt a need to let you know I will be self pleasuring while thinking of your stunning image all afternoon.
To add, I also don’t care how many inches of snow you had and where you’ve left your purse… especially when it’s “humerously done” in a cryptic sexual innuendo way. Posting a status of “8 inches” and nothing else or “on the kitchen table” is stupid and pointless.
BTW, my contact info is mcowles (dot) junkmail (at) gmail (dot) com
I’ll mail you some wine and panties, just like I send to my neighbor on her birthday. However, this time I won’t add the rabbit’s corpse and the note that reads “You’re heartless to not give me a chance, just like this rabbit!”
Who is the grey-haired old boy that was spotted in November 2009? Is it the A-Team’s George Peppard? Or perhaps Charlton Heston? Maybe it is old Blue Eyes himself, Frank Sinatra, but those sunglasses make it difficult to tell…
I didn’t notice it at first either and maybe there was another Celebrity picture week last year, idk. And your Joan Cusack example is EXACTLY what I meant. She is decently attractive… but no one will proudly say “I look like her”. I think she’s cute, in certain movies (Toys, for one, haha).
I need to get more wine, thanks for reminding me. Hmmm, I wonder what kind I should get.
@eenerbl I love the reds. Of course, I also love the whites. Particularly the reallly dry ones, they just don’t like me (hangovers suck). Face it, I’m an equal opportunity wino. I think you, me and Mcowles should crack a bottle or three one day.
@Mcowles, no thanks on the zin tho, If I wanted a wine cooler I’d just drink one. blech
Sounds good, I’ll do the same, except with me replaced with eenerbl.
Wait, what’s this site for again? Wine and cigar talk? Oh, right, right, right, right… facebook/lamebook stuff… now I remember.
I’m gonna make up my own weekly facebook things and not tell anyone. This week will be: Name something you would eat, after it has been used as a sexual aid. So my status will just be “Pineapple” and I won’t explain what I mean by it.
mcowles, sorry I worded my post poorly. I did, after reading this, know who she was but I find it weird that before your explanation I was expected to know. She’s very plain looking to me. I don’t see anything about her that would make me recall who she is. I have heard her name before too. Again, I guess I AM getting old.
BTW, two of my friends changed their profile pics to Monica Lewinksy for celebrity doppleganger week, so at least some people are realistic.
And, I don’t mind theme weeks if they’re fun. I didn’t do the celebrity one because I don’t think I look like anyone and I think it’s lame, but I did the urbandictionary.com one because I love that site and of course my “definition” was completely crazy, hence a great FB status.
Maybe, since theme weeks are catching on, the themes will get better. Any suggestions?
That shit is so annoying. I get a new message every freaking day from my friends with that shit. I’ve even gone as far to delete people who continually send me those. So, thank you for posting this. I’m a chick, and I think this crap is stupid as fuck!