Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Minor Problem

minor problem

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  1. Okay, ew.

  2. The above is one of the few cases in which sarcasm can very easily be detected in written words. And yet, people who comment on this will still think “HAHA IAN IS SUCH A COCK HAHA”.

  3. Middle school has changed a lot since Neckbeard was in it.

  4. She’s 14??????????

    By the fuck!

  5. Ian has poor grammar.

  6. Hahahaha I love it when Ian was like “ok that makes it fine then.” hahahahahah

  7. @ 6.Lulz: He was being sarcastic

  8. Middle school hasn’t changed, Neckbeard. We just didn’t have a place like facebook back then in which middle school students could fully display themselves like they do now. Back then we made do with things like the bathroom wall.

  9. Ladies and Gentlemen, the future of America!

  10. @ 7.Chemistry…
    Why do you think LULZ said it was funny?! Obviously because they know it’s sarcasm … duh!

  11. Oh for the love of–

  12. i just hope she has her mom on facebook, that would be awesome

  13. …I wish I didn’t know she was capable of breeding.

  14. Lmao, that was a beautiful put down. 10/10 for execution

  15. I reckon they’re British – ‘twat’ is a very British term and not one I’ve heard Americans I know use in this context.

    If one of my nieces were talking like this I’d be flying the 12,000 miles home to read them the riot act.

  16. Those quizzes are making so many people show their stupidity.

  17. Yes, they’re def from the UK, she used x too
    All of my family from the UK puts x after like everything.

    p.s she’s gonna grow up to be a slut.

  18. +1 to the Lamebook folks for blurring the naughty bits of the cartoon couple gettin’ busy.

  19. @15: Twat is one of those words that girls don’t like to hear here so we don’t use it as often, but it does get used. It’s not quite as offensive as the c-word, but it’s up there.

  20. At least we know that Ian’s not a creepy pedophile…

  21. Bry, your comment is the definition of seeing the glass half full.

  22. I’d bet a tenner she doesn’t even know what doggy style is.

  23. This is disgusting.


    Let’s laugh about it.

  24. I wish her parents were her friends and commented.

  25. I bet Ian’s related to her. I do the same to my little cousins(undershoot their ages to 11 and so).

  26. What difference does it make where these people come from? It isn’t going to change the fact that this girl obviously wants to be a slut, and is happily degrading herself on Facebook. For some reason, she thinks this makes her look good. What a fucking moron, she might as well just go find herself a pimp. Whorebag.

  27. oh, children.

  28. What’s a whorebag?

  29. @ 28—> Whorebag; n: bag of whore.

  30. Kids weren’t like this when I was 14. People had respect, you know? Of course there was a war on, etc.

  31. Oh Lord, the proliferation of skanks (see Paris HilSkank, Britney Skank, Lindsay LohSkank) is decimating our nation’s youth

  32. @ Jasey: I think you meant slag. :P

  33. ewww, I have a 14 year old boy. And I do not want to even imagine him having friends like this.

  34. I love the option of “Compare yourself to Kelly”. Like I need that morale boost.

  35. Thats disgusting… But funny none the less. lol

  36. @lala I bet your son already has friends like this. Obviously, you don’t know him as well as you think.

  37. @Chinchillazilla
    slag/slut = same thing. and by the sounds of it, she’s already that!

  38. ^34 A+++

  39. Wish we could have seen the next few comments:
    Ian: So, now you’re a little further away from being a child that I thought, how about some doggy style then? ;)
    *Silence, as frightened 14 year old wannabe skank runs back to her barbies*

  40. @31
    Not that I’m sure but isn’t Brittany married? I thought Lindsay was just a druggy(again not sure).

  41. American, that’s interesting to hear. I still think she’s British, though – ‘twat’ is used as a casual insult over here (which is fairly weird, now I come to think of it).

  42. @ 41, yeah, I think the genitalia-related meaning of “twat” came as a shock to David Cameron as well…


  43. @41 – agreed. sounds pretty british to me (unfortunately)
    @42 – hahahaha

  44. Yeah there is an unfortunate problem with underage sex in the UK nobody seems know what love means anymore and seem to have the totally retarded Idea that if you think your in love with someone for the first time you need to give it up quick. The underage Drinking problem is probably fueling it like a wild fire. I blame Britains parents they’re too soft and shy to talk about the birds and the bees with they’re kids and rely too heavily on the state to do it for them through school.

  45. pretty sure it’s not just the brits! and who’s to say it wasn’t happening before? there just wasn’t facebook before…

  46. Atheismo, if you’re about to break into a song, I’m leaving.

  47. Thanks for your input Professor. And now over to the folks watching at home. We want to hear from you? What do you blame for the increasing amounts of underage sex in the UK.

    (a) The parents.
    (b) The teachers.
    (c) American culture.
    (d) Rap music.
    (e) The decline of the church.
    (f) The lack of people to look up to.
    (g) Political correctness gone mad.
    (h) Immigrants.
    (i) People have been having sex at the age of around 14 since the dawn of the human species and long before; increasing standards of nutrition have further lowered the age of female fertility (the more fat you consume, the younger you have your period), Juliet Capulet was 13; in the middle ages most people got married around this age and if you take a whole bunch of teenagers and stick them in boxes together with limited supervision it’s bound to happen. There aren’t very effective, non-draconian ways of avoiding it. Like drugs, it tends to be correlated with lower SES because people don’t feel incentives to avoid it on the grounds that they’ve other things to look out for and thus ultimately it probably a lot to the decline in social mobility in the UK and the fact that teenagers are, contrary to our laws and sense of decorum, naturally sexually active at that age. The best you can do is make sure they’re getting good sex education and free access to condoms, do your best to discourage them and if you’re all that worried about it possibly bring back the grammar/comprehensive division and/or single-sex schools.

  48. Duncan, I’m pretty sure the HPV vaccine is to blame for all of this.

    Well, that and the immigrants.

    The Daily Mail can’t be wrong, surely.

  49. @Silent Koala

    I think I love you.

  50. The Daily Mail blames it on gay marriage. Gay marriage also caused global warming, the arms race and the extinction of the dodo.

  51. Oh, this girl is in the other post with the baby now. Changed her name from Kelly to Tatiana I guess.

  52. :)

    Jezebel surely global warming is a myth made up by gay immigrants claiming benefits OR STHG.

    The very wonderful “Twat-O-Tron” generates quite believable “Daily Mail Reader” comments at the touch of a button:


  53. She must be one of the “popular ones” in her class.

  54. id put it in her booty

  55. underage sex in the UK? pretty much young girls having a bunch of uncircumcised cocks in there mouth, twat, and butt and having wank all over their faces. thats pretty bad.


  57. I wish kids stayed on MySpace. I weep for our future.

  58. god knows i didnt know what any of this was when i was 14….
    where are her parents???

  59. Jesus Christ…. I KNOW he was being sarcastic, that’s what made it so funny. Dumbasses.

  60. Ugh, I’m glad some one told her so. I guess that makes him a twat.

  61. Duncan, thanks for telling it like it is. What a bunch of overreactionary neighborhood watchdog types we have here.

  62. i live and always have lived in england and i think thats a normal age to be having sex.. however i think its lame for any age to be posting stuff like that on facebook TMI

  63. @spoje Im not sure how u were raised, but im willing to bet that the majority of people find this DISGUSTING!

  64. i was raised in a really nice place actually… teenagers have sex though thats a fact

  65. @50 – No global warming isn’t caused by the gays (I should know, im a gay myself.) Christians in Australia claimed that Global Warming and the Bushfires were the cause of abortions. :D

    As for this girl…. she’s just a slut.

    What else would you expect from Lamebook.

  66. It’s just a sign of the times and sums up general british female teen culture as it is now.

    Who else finds it amusing they decided to blur out the pencil drawn sex?

  67. @crystal, umm, was that sarcasm, or just an unfriendly post? I never claimed to know my son did not have friends like this, I just said I did not want to imagine it. But yeah, I do know my son pretty well. And I do know most (not all) of his friends. He is homeschooled, and so are most of his friends. So I know their parents as well.

  68. Look at it this way

    #65 – “Christians in Australia claimed that Global Warming and the Bushfires were the cause of abortions”

    No, they claimed that abortions were the cause of bush fires.

  69. “No, they claimed that abortions were the cause of bush fires.”

    That’s what they get for trying to perform abortions with flame throwers.

  70. Look at it this way

    ^ Well everyone’s a genius with hindsight, where were you BEFORE the fires? Thanks for nothing.

  71. AWE HAHA, I find this post adorable. “I’m 14 ya twat” omg :3

  72. i bet she’s from Barnsley

  73. TO OLD!

  74. Look at it this wy

    ^ What does that even mean?

  75. It means he’s a pedophile.

    That was sarcasm, and so was the last line.

  76. Ian was being sarcastic when he said it’s fine then. Geez.

  77. It’s probably a joke from her and Ian.

    Christ some people think talking about sex will get you pregnant.

    Let’s all just move to Canada.

  78. Also, voted most likely to become pregnant by 15.

  79. I’d totally let her be on top

  80. I’d do her in the belly button

  81. If you think carefully all of this can be blamed on gay marriages, infact almost everything that is wrong about the world can be blamed on gay marriages. The churches were right in trying to stop this abomination.

    Underage sex? Gay marriages
    Global warming? Gay marriages
    Hillary Clinton? Gay marriages

  82. fuck….pretty sure thats my ex

  83. oh man, poor you. I guess you’re 35?

  84. @81 You know, you’re right.
    Fat people? Gay marriages.
    Poverty? Gay marriages.
    MY homosexuality? Gay marriages.
    We’ve got to do something.

  85. @84 Just sayin’, being gay doesn’t automatically make you remarkable like it did in high school. I know from personal experience that it can be exhilarating and liberating to come out (oh boy look I did it too!) but you don’t need to go out of your way to try and make strangers think you’re interesting.

    P.S.: you are boring

  86. Extra points to Ian for being somewhat responsible, but I think I’ll have to take them away for using “your” instead of “you’re”.

  87. Yeah, sex with a 12 year old is 100% on the same level as poor grammar. I hope I can one day earn some of your points, or at least make a point as brilliant as yours, douchebag.

  88. @17 Jasey
    a)sorry its a tad late but i just saw this one and
    b)what do you mean “grow up to be” a 14 year old having a favorite position already isn’t slutty??

  89. #2

    Thanks for the forewarning. I don’t think I could have coped had you not warned me, before anyone took his comments seriously, that people may not understand the sarcasm.

  90. I think underage sex has got a lot worse
    Loads of kids at my school brag about what they’ve done; it’s sick

  91. I lost my virginity at 13. I had no problems with that :-)

  92. @tarantino

    Yeah, I was 14, but I still don’t think every 14 year old is ready, and I wouldn’t have posted that quiz at 14.

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