Somebody get Mike a yelp account now:
“da fries taste like ooze from da ninja turtles 2 movie”
In what way do they look like ape fingers?? I don’t think we are seeing what Mike is seeing. And by that I mean, he is clearly on drugs.
Mike reviewing a bagel:
“Dis the worst donut eva.”
stop giving drugs a bad name, nopers.
Could it have nothing to do with her ‘tiddys’ and just her fingers? The nails look kind of scary.
For fuck’s sake. How long do I have to leave for this site to put up better shit?
^a poor workman blames his tool.
A rich workman goes and buys the tool he needs.
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