Talk about multiple contradictions.
Omg the Mayans are coming to attack us next year?! Didn’t she get the memo? They now decided that the world is going to end in May of this year. Duh Damika!
Everyone live it up–get your flasks ready!
I’m going to swim against the tide of popular opinion here and say I like this girl. When I read what she says about things like loving the movie ‘Inception’ even though she doesn’t understand it I sense a child-like joy in her; she just enjoys life’s simple pleasures with the kind of unreserved abandon that many of us have long since forgotten. She maintains optimism for the future, even though the Mayans are going to attack. I find her quite charming in her own rough-diamond way.
Never change, Damika. Never grow old like the rest of us. God speed you glorious bastard.
… I might do another Dubliner’s tune just so people can tell me to ‘fuck off’ .. atleast there would some comments. Where’s thequeen, the one with no gag reflex? Or vinlord? (Same characteristic). Or Walter Sobchak, the hottest drag queen I ever knew? Or that lingerie meltdown broad? Fagphys2 even?
… I might do another Dubliner’s tune just so people can tell me to ‘fuck off’ .. atleast there would some comments. Where’s thequeen, the one with no gag reflex? Or vinlord? (Same characteristic). Or Walter Sobchak, the hottest drag queen I ever knew? Or that lingerie meltdown broad? F**a#gphys2 even?
I know what you’re thinking Doctorwhatever after comment 25, and before you angrily reply, I should say that putting things in speech marks is ‘actually’ the American way of punctuating to show emphasis.
doctorimsomuchofapretentiousassholeidontrealizehowmuchofanidiotiam- the love of feet would be “pedaphilia” and “pedo” is a recognized derivative of “paed”. Once again, etymology wins. You lose. Thanks for playing.
Sadly typical, I ain’t redy 4 a sista lyk her? Damn straight b@@@h and I never will be. But don’t puff your ego up it’s no compliment to you. Other versions of this airheaded nonsense: You’ll never meet another gurl lyk me. (Any girl who says this, usually has no personality and a puffed up 19 year old ego and writes that precisely because she can’t think of anything unique to write about herself.). “Tired of boys, man wanted.” (You get the men you deserve, honey. Act like a woman and men will be more attracted to you.). Well young women have no incentive to think about what they write because men will be attracted to them just for their young, mediocre looks so I don’t think they’ll get better at writing profiles and ads anytime soon.
DDDDDDDDDDDAMMMMMMM U AINT AINT REDY FOR A GRANDMA LYK ME. FIRST OFF DONT FUK W/ ME BC I FUCK HOS UP U DONT BELEIEVE ME JUST ASK ANYBODY. I AM A SENOR AT MEADOWBROOK ASSISTED LIVING N I CANT WAIT TO GET OUT THIS SHIT HOLE. I LIKE ALL SORTA SHIT. I LIKE MASHED POTATOES maybe cuz i room next to the cafeteria! LOL I WANNA GET A NEW ROOM IM THINKIN SUMN LIKE A REAL ROOM WHER I GOTTA WINDOW N SHIT. LOL BUT U KNO THAT AINT ME YET IM A CRAAAAAAAZYYYY LADY! BUT I STILL TRYN TO PLAN MY FUTURE EVN THO I AM 89 YEARS OLD. I LIKE GOIN TO THE COMMUNITY HALL MY FAVORITE TV SHOW IS AGATHA CHRISTIE THAT SHOW IS CRAZY N I DONT UNDER STAND IT. I ALSO LIKE OTHER SHOWS RIGHT NOW BUT IT CHANGES LIKE ALL THE TIME. I LIKE SWMMING N I CANT WAIT 4 MY GRANDKIDS TO VISIT. FUCK RETIREMENT HOMES BUT FUCK IT I LOVE MY LIFE N MY FRIENDS SO LETS KNIT N PLAY BINGO N DRINK.