Friday, March 4, 2011

Meet Damika

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  1. I’m guessing that she goes to a public school?

  2. These walls of texts usually aren’t funny to me, but the bit about the world being attacked by Mayans actually got me to laugh out loud.

  3. “MY FAVORITE MOVIE IS INCEPTEN THAT MOVIE IS CRAZY N I DONT UNDER STAND IT”

    What a surprise!

  4. She wants a ‘real’ job where she can sit at a desk “n” shit.
    Data entry, here you come!
    My better guess would be she’s making the fast track to prison.

  5. CommentsAtLarge

    Yes, lets all dance n party n drink until the Mayans attack us in 2012.

  6. Talk about multiple contradictions.
    Omg the Mayans are coming to attack us next year?! Didn’t she get the memo? They now decided that the world is going to end in May of this year. Duh Damika!
    Everyone live it up–get your flasks ready!

  7. She forgot the tilde on “SENOR”.

  8. All the qualities I hate, yet somehow I like Damika.
    The mayans are coming and she doesn’t give a fuck. Rock on terrible education girl, rock on.

  9. doctorchalkwitheringlicktacklefeff

    I’m going to swim against the tide of popular opinion here and say I like this girl. When I read what she says about things like loving the movie ‘Inception’ even though she doesn’t understand it I sense a child-like joy in her; she just enjoys life’s simple pleasures with the kind of unreserved abandon that many of us have long since forgotten. She maintains optimism for the future, even though the Mayans are going to attack. I find her quite charming in her own rough-diamond way.

    Never change, Damika. Never grow old like the rest of us. God speed you glorious bastard.

  10. Oh for fuck’s sake. Get real, doctordickhead.

  11. Imagine sitting at your desk and shitting…what an odd job.

    word <3

  12. … I might do another Dubliner’s tune just so people can tell me to ‘fuck off’ .. atleast there would some comments. Where’s thequeen, the one with no gag reflex? Or vinlord? (Same characteristic). Or Walter Sobchak, the hottest drag queen I ever knew? Or that lingerie meltdown broad? Fagphys2 even?

  13. …I can whup my weight in Mayans…

  14. Doctordingleberry sounds like a pedophile.

  15. I miss Keona..

    … I might do another Dubliner’s tune just so people can tell me to ‘fuck off’ .. atleast there would some comments. Where’s thequeen, the one with no gag reflex? Or vinlord? (Same characteristic). Or Walter Sobchak, the hottest drag queen I ever knew? Or that lingerie meltdown broad? F**a#gphys2 even?

  16. Well its many a day I traveled,a hundred miles or more,
    But a saddle on Mayan I never saw before.

  17. If I told you to fuck off, mass, would you hold it against me?

  18. In you, yes … against me, no.

  19. MsBuzzkillington

    I like turtles.

  20. Dear Damika, you have made my Friday night. Thank you!

    Now back to my tv show “When Mayans Attack”…hmm, I may need popcorn for this.

  21. Doc, I think you’re rather funny despite what these lamebook losers have to say about you…

  22. Screw the end of the world, I wanna get attacked by Mayans!

  23. doctorchalkwitheringlicktacklefeff

    Wordpervert is just angry because his parents refused to sexually abuse him.

  24. doctorchalkwitheringlicktacklefeff

    Anne,
    What’s wrong with being a pedophile? I mean; I’m not into feet personally but I don’t see any reason to criticise those who are…

    Oh wait, you mean a paedophile but you’re too much of a fucking retard to spell it right. Gotchya.

  25. Oh drdingleberry, stop being paedantic.

  26. Actually, “doctor”, pedophile is the american spelling of paedophile. A foot fetishist is also known as a podophile. If you’re going to argue semantics, atleast make sure you’re right.

  27. I know what you’re thinking Doctorwhatever after comment 25, and before you angrily reply, I should say that putting things in speech marks is ‘actually’ the American way of punctuating to show emphasis.

    And grunge is still cool. It will never die.

  28. doctorimsomuchofapretentiousassholeidontrealizehowmuchofanidiotiam- the love of feet would be “pedaphilia” and “pedo” is a recognized derivative of “paed”. Once again, etymology wins. You lose. Thanks for playing.

  29. Good one, doctorproctor #22! Unlike some of us, you’re a real Lamebook winner.

  30. sdrawkcabrolyat

    He’s a winner and a loser at the same time. Imagine that.

  31. Sadly typical, I ain’t redy 4 a sista lyk her? Damn straight b@@@h and I never will be. But don’t puff your ego up it’s no compliment to you. Other versions of this airheaded nonsense: You’ll never meet another gurl lyk me. (Any girl who says this, usually has no personality and a puffed up 19 year old ego and writes that precisely because she can’t think of anything unique to write about herself.). “Tired of boys, man wanted.” (You get the men you deserve, honey. Act like a woman and men will be more attracted to you.). Well young women have no incentive to think about what they write because men will be attracted to them just for their young, mediocre looks so I don’t think they’ll get better at writing profiles and ads anytime soon.

  32. Lets not have it reproduce.

  33. hmmm, smells fishy…
    aah wait, that’s me.

  34. So much nonsense here. You know she can’t swim.

  35. DDDDDDDDDDDAMMMMMMM U AINT AINT REDY FOR A GRANDMA LYK ME. FIRST OFF DONT FUK W/ ME BC I FUCK HOS UP U DONT BELEIEVE ME JUST ASK ANYBODY. I AM A SENOR AT MEADOWBROOK ASSISTED LIVING N I CANT WAIT TO GET OUT THIS SHIT HOLE. I LIKE ALL SORTA SHIT. I LIKE MASHED POTATOES maybe cuz i room next to the cafeteria! LOL I WANNA GET A NEW ROOM IM THINKIN SUMN LIKE A REAL ROOM WHER I GOTTA WINDOW N SHIT. LOL BUT U KNO THAT AINT ME YET IM A CRAAAAAAAZYYYY LADY! BUT I STILL TRYN TO PLAN MY FUTURE EVN THO I AM 89 YEARS OLD. I LIKE GOIN TO THE COMMUNITY HALL MY FAVORITE TV SHOW IS AGATHA CHRISTIE THAT SHOW IS CRAZY N I DONT UNDER STAND IT. I ALSO LIKE OTHER SHOWS RIGHT NOW BUT IT CHANGES LIKE ALL THE TIME. I LIKE SWMMING N I CANT WAIT 4 MY GRANDKIDS TO VISIT. FUCK RETIREMENT HOMES BUT FUCK IT I LOVE MY LIFE N MY FRIENDS SO LETS KNIT N PLAY BINGO N DRINK.

  36. Sorry Damika, you really need to know how to spell if you want to sit and shit at a desk all day.

    Word and mass, what happened you guys? I miss all the romance.

  37. #35 “Logger” as a job title?

  38. curly, we got married. That’s what happened.

  39. Ah word, I understand. Sorry for your loss ;)

  40. If she is our future, I hope the Mayans do attack. Or at least, that their calendar is right.

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