Friday, April 1, 2011

Meet Bryttani…

previous post: Questions



  1. Wash and brush your hair the next time you try a sexy pose bitch

  2. I really hope she doesn’t know how to read

  3. Her fat arm is super sexy

  4. 4 Inches of Awesome

    That huge blop of lard has so many skin folds she can satisfy 8 dudes at once, and none of them are likely to see each other during that time…

  5. Brytanni, you are a steaming pile of faeces infused with crusty, 3 day old porpoise spunk. You are a felcher’s delight.

  6. Would.

  7. I don’t think that’s her real cleavage at all. I think she just stuffed her arm in a bra.

  8. That girl has serious self-esteem issues. It’s like she has to put down the whole world to boost herself up.

    I know this comment isn’t funny but I just woke up and I’m grumpy.

  9. One word….. assassinate.

  10. I found her profile… I just couldn’t help myself.

    178 photos of nauseating cleavage, “sexy” poses [that made me want to scratch my own eyes out] and photoshopped pictures with catchy little diddies like “Fuck my Babydaddy!” and “Love my cusion to bits!”

  11. Oh yuck, she has a baby daddy? o_0 how did that happen?!?

  12. too bad the Japanese are too busy with the nuclear plant, this is a whale they should kill….

  13. I think I saw her once in Tijuana selling herself for 3 pesos that’s like .25 usd

  14. Last name??

  15. guadiano

  16. I’m speechless.

  17. That thing on her forehead asked me to tell you all “Hi”

  18. Yeah, I really hope he’s good at licking that “clik.” And you’re right, that cleavage one totally looks like her arm in a bra.

  19. Did she make her profle private when you posted her name? Because the one I found looks just like her, but I can’t view her photos. But in the tagged photos, her friend has a serious fivehead.

  20. Her tramp stamp looks like it was designed by a seven year-old.

  21. No, it was private when I found it… But all those tagged photos are her Profile Pictures.

  22. She’s got some serious fattitude.

  23. I just figured that out once I braved clicking on them. I knew I’d regret that. And both her tattoos look like they were drawn by small children.

  24. That is one scary woman.

  25. I typed her name but it didn’t come up, Is her first name Spelled different?

  26. No it’s still the same stupid ass Brytanni, which I believe is pronounced “Bry-TAN-nee.” Middle name Jean.

  27. Just looked through her photos. Every single one of them could have been posted on LB. *shudder*

  28. WTF it doesn’t even show up on my iPhone :( I wanted to see some fails


  29. @27 You’re right and WTFFFF at the leopard lingerie?!?! O_O Oh my god, my whole morning is ruined.

  30. Lmao found wow this fat bitch sucks so hard, she’s a winner in my book

  31. After like 10 minutes of clicking through her photos on her Facebook, um gag! And wtf up with all those comments telling her shes so sexciiii……… I kinda want to friend her up myself and tell her what an ugly ass face she is. One picture had 6 small children in it and she said she loves all her babys, oh gosh i hope thats not all 6 of her offspring!@@@

  32. Holy shit there’s a lot of “Bryttani”s.

  33. There’s a photo of her in all white, and a guy named Joe commented “Working out huh…lol”. She flipped with: “wow whats the mean? Are u trying to say i was fat wtf!” Of course, he denied it, saying the shorts fit well. Sigh. He should have said: “YES YOU LOOK FAT, BRYTTANI.”

  34. Heh. Someone warned her she was up here. As I was clicking through the profile photos I got the “you don’t have permission” message. Now her profile’s locked down.

  35. Her profile is private now :(

  36. As I read these Lamebook posts
    Bryttani makes me gag the most.
    I pray, oh Lord, for this one need-
    please don’t ever let her breed.

  37. Same here. Of course, thanks to the new profile view, I can still see the thumbnails. Thank you, Facebook. ;)

  38. she looks like HELL on her twitter picture. sexy_lilfreak09

  39. Who knows, maybe she is like a moped! Only fun to ride till your friends find out!

  40. When you name your child Bryttani, you pretty much doom them to the stripper pole, wouldn’t you say?

  41. It is actually amazing these people figured out how to get to the internet.

  42. I was wondering when she’d find out she’s on here. I wonder if she’ll show up telling us we’re all jeluz biotchez.

  43. ifitwerentformyhorse

    I’m jealous of her fat rolls.

  44. she did , i can’t see her bobbies no more.

  45. By the size of her arm, she’s gotta go three fiddy.
    ….. pssst, Wash your hair Brytt, that’s trifflin’

  46. It’s her eyebrows that make me most jealous. I can’t afford a Sharpie to make mine look like that.

  47. She fat

  48. Dukey Smoothy Buns

    That girl is fat.

  49. @DukeySmoothyBuns — Really? You see all of these things, and the one problem you have is that she is fat? I don’t know which of you is worse, her or you.

  50. Damn, no access to her photos at all anymore. I was really hoping to fap to her.

  51. is it wrong that i friended her?

  52. Just think, if you’re 19 years old and female and have mediocre looks, you can be out of shape, arrogant and full of yourself, completely incompetent with the english language, post classless “prayas”, and all sorts of nasty and rude to people stuff and still get laid. Amazing. But time catches up. We’ll be seeing girls like this on people of walmart at age 35 or 40.

  53. Dukey Smoothy Buns

    bnt5 if she were hot, then I would have no problem with all the shit she is saying.

    Welcome to Lamebook by the way and for the love of God don’t tell us if you are also fat or just gained “comfort weight” we wont let you live it down.

  54. Dukey Smoothy Buns

    Come to think of it, don’t tell us if you are a lingerie model, you wont live that down either.

  55. @49
    Her…she’s fat.

  56. I am not fat, or a lingerie model. I’m consistently average, nothing for you to make fun of haha, sorry.

    And thanks.

  57. Dukey Smoothy Buns

    Being “consistently average” IS something to make fun of. Not like I was trying.

  58. You really should applaud yourself for being able to make fun of absolutely anyone. I guess you could consider it a talent, or maybe it just makes you an asshole. Who knows.

  59. It’s a talent and we love him for it. Also, by consistently average I’m assuming you weigh around 180 pounds.

  60. Incorrect, sir.

  61. ok first off yall have no life u stupid little ass no good non haven a life people! how can yall sit here and talk shit bout someone yall dont know umm can we say people with no life! as for the 6 kids dont fuckin worry bout if she had 30 kids its none of yalls biz! yall haten bc she prob aint give yall a time and day and will never in her life! lets all get it together u fuckin low life bitches! yall can talk shit all yall want but little do yall know yall keeping her famous seriously lamebook who the fuck made this shit! ooo yeah a person with no life!!! yall gettin on here tittes but i believe yall mad bc yall dont have none like hers u fuckin fagots! its a damn shame yall hate on her for damn reason she must got something yall dont have! like a life! and as for her selling her self boo u mad bc u cant hit that lmfao yall people are so bored with ur life that u have to get on someone else but i guess thats ok too bc like i said u maken her world wide famous! we laugh at haters like yall!!!!!!!!!!!!! lmfao lord have mercy on yalls souls. lmfao you people crack us up omg!!!!!!! lol my daughters godmom is famous yall……hehehe ill be sure she leaves yall an autograph at the door!!! bye low life people!!!!

  62. “forgetuhoe”
    You must be as much of a Fatty McSkankface as Bryttani is. The only thing Bryttani has that I don’t have is a collection of rolls larger than your local bakery and some sharpie eyebrows.

    And I’m sure no one on this site would even wanna “hit that” with a rock.

  63. Did anyone else read “forgetuhoe’s” comment in an American Redneck accent?

    Now I can’t get the word “ya’ll” out of my head >.<
    She used it twenty times ffs.

  64. @panther isn’t that the only way to read it?
    Ok so I’m new to lamebook I have been browsing through for about a week and have learned to look at the comments the last day or two; sometimes the comments are way more funny than the actual content.
    On this post I thought the fact that everyone searched her and found a way to look at her pictures even though the page was blocked (oh oh just had a thought, since she’s on private I wonder if the person who submitted her did what y’all did or is one of her friends?? I’m a little slow; not slow like bryttani, more ditzy less skank retard). Anyway, I thought that was taking it a little too far and I kind of wanted to comment stating that. Well forgetahoe (great name btw.. because after reading your thoughts that’s all I want to do, my own literary skills have been knocked down a bit) she jumped in and made my point for me, in not quite the words I would have used, but then again I’m pretty fluent at english.
    The reason I’m posting is really to just say hello to all of you.. I will probably start showing up more, I really really hope you like me!! With my “comfort weight” lingerie wearing ass and all lol I’m just kidding about some of that, I’ll leave which part I’m kidding about to yall .
    I’ve forgotten my point, to simply say forgetahoe is stupid is stupid itself, you can all see that, but I got carried away in my comment and I am just ready to end it… so I will do just that, but first @forgetahoe do you think you could pull some strings for me and get Bryttani to sign my cleavage?? I’ve always wanted someone famous to autograph my boobs!

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