Tuesday, December 6, 2011

Meet Britney

previous post: A Little Too Much



  1. Cool story.

  2. This is why, if faced with suicide or working in customer support for the rest of my life, I would choose suicide…

  3. slicingupeyeballs

    Wow, I always thought Britney’s were dumb white girls…

  4. Oh haggie, that’s not very charitable of you. Personally, I’d love to work in customer support.
    I practically ooze helpfulness and simple folk really respond to me.

    I think Britney and I could have a very educational dialogue.

  5. I’m amazed she can use a computer.

  6. What a knit. She should just go outside and play some crochet.

  7. What a dumb stupid bitch who can’t spell. That being said, she did have the graciousness to thank Jim.

  8. It probably needed new batteries. Moron.

  9. you stupid cunt

  10. went to check that companys facebook page out.. everyone really seems to hate that company, gotta say I’m impressed that the support still are that helpful and kind..

  11. I’m guessing she’s one of those no-life twats in Florida who calls 911 because McDonalds only gave her one barbecue sauce with her 6-piece.

  12. Another useless cunt. Will it never end?

  13. stomabeutel v1.1 with added empathic capabilities

    Britney is right, i have been sewing my telco,mobile provider and the newspaper boy. Soon i’ll have a quilt.

  14. vaginalroundhouse

    I have been always asking myself the question “why do black people sew so much or threaten to sew?” Obviously the women do not wear much clothes, time after time I see very tight clothing on a huge chocolate bitch. As for the guys, they do need the extra threads to hide their guns but I’m a little confused on how much the pants actually cover their legs. They sag so far down but yet still can view their ankles. The debate continues about black people…..

  15. I’m Time Warner Cable customer too. Not for TV, just for their high speed online internet.

    They are complete assholes. They’ve raised my rates once a year for the last three years, without providing any additional services.
    Started out paying $29.99/month, and now I pay $67.06.
    I’d leave if they weren’t still cheaper than any other provider in the area…

  16. I think the main reason she had such trouble with the remote was because she doesn’t own it. She is staying at Duwashianes’ place and is trying to watch some Tyra Banks strut her stuff whilst talking in riddles. Britney is yet another female that serves absolutely no purpose other than acting as a target for slut-seeking Porkedos.

  17. Britney seems oblivious to options of exchange and return of purchased items, she just wants to “sew”. I think shes been watching too much Judge Judy.

  18. Dukey Smoothy Buns

    I’m a slut-seeking Porkedo and that doesn’t look very porkable.

  19. Well Dukey, I’m sure she’s open for business, she’s just not somewhere you’d want to shop.

    Like Walmart. Or the Secondhand Sex Toy Store.

  20. Dawn of the Dan – welcome to the intricacies of supply and demand. You are now Time Warner Cable’s bitch….until something better / cheaper (or an alternative product) comes along.

  21. Dawn of the Dan – They have the internet online now??!

  22. Ok, checked urbandict, no entry for porkedo. (I’m a little too paranoid parrot to search google at work for some random slang term I don’t know what the eff it means)

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