Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Makin’ It Manly

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  1. i love malteaser too

    I should’ve said almost forgo.

  2. lol, yeah the dirty old man just peeping through. It’s ok though, Chuck get’s me worked up too! And for the record I’m 10 years over legal.

  3. Chuck Norris jokes? Welcome to 2004.

  4. This is the first thing I thought of when I saw ‘declittered’.

    http://www.cracked.com/video_16077_clitter-body-glitter-your-vagina.html

  5. eenerbl lol

    If you did the Chuck got me worked up too thing on purpose then you are full of win, dear !

  6. Noah: Welcome to roundhouse kick.

  7. Father, a daring 26. Thing is, is “Oh Father” just doesn’t have quite the same ring to it as “Oh Daddy!” 😛

  8. LOL @ Ilovemalteasertoo

  9. Well looks like you both fit the demographic for this little experiment.

    Any other fruits we could try out ?

  10. pomegranate?

  11. Or always a favorite of mine… Bananas!

  12. Cherries!

  13. Sha : running around in the street desperate to find a fruit store

  14. Just don’t use dragon fruit or pineapple, eek. Unless, of course, you’re doing prep work.

  15. Naa, those we’ll use for juice. However, the banana and cherries… that’s a whole other ball game!

  16. Father Sha, maybe Chuck Norris jokes have come full circle and they are cool now because cool-hipsters, who were cool back in the 90’s and now are just old, said they are lame so that makes them cool.

  17. you can use me for juice eenerbl… i could sub for the banana too… im multitalented like that

  18. slim, I already know you can sub for the banana. Your fruit works wonders! Plus, I thought you were using me for juice? (clit tap and all)

  19. The phrase “you are what you eat” cannot be true based on the amount of pussy Chuck Norris eats.

  20. eenerbl… 69 baby… 69

  21. Oh slim, I swoon. It’s like you’re reading my mind!

  22. well i have to since we can talk with our mouths full

  23. hmm.. My parents still get me “expensive” birthday presents… I don’t know if that makes me a spoiled brat though…

    As for the rest of it (except Chuck Norris), it’s over my head.

  24. Very true slim, and what a pleasure that way.

  25. *was whoops!

  26. As far as action heroes go, Chuck isn’t on my radar, nor is that wooden Steven Segal (and he’s not wooden in the good way).

    For mine it is, and forever will be, Jet Li.

    For the record, if somehow I ever got declittered, I would want to be put down immediately.

    The thought scares me more than anything, so I’ll talk to my local vet to see he’d do it for me if such a tragedy occurred.

  27. How about this one. Chuck Norriss is so good, he submits posts to lamebook everyday . . . . From a payphone!

    *qeue bouts of laughter and clapping*:-P

  28. Chuck Norris was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.

  29. Lmao @ bigsmitty… That was HILARIOUS.

    But however awesome Chuck may be, he, in turn, checks under his bed at night for Toph Bei Fong.

  30. I’m sure I’ll go watch “The Expendables”, if not to see sooo many of the 80s-90s action stars on one screen. It’s like a testosterone orgasm with all those people in the flick.

  31. Ben = Frodo = Chuck Norris …. And none of them have a pool

  32. No one else has mentioned it but I must admit the my first impression of the split rock was how much it resembled a butt. In fact until I read the first post, I felt sure it was going to be all about how the girl is peaking out of someone’s asshole. LOL

  33. kiwis are tried, tested and true on that fruit debate

  34. I actually wanted to ‘like’ Simon’s status! Then I remembered where i was. De-clittering – brilliant!

  35. Matthew FTW. Sim too, unless his status is copied from somewhere else, which I think is likely

  36. hahahahahahaahahahahaha…
    -Gods investment in you (His son!) was SO great, he could never abandon you!-

  37. -Gods investment in you (His son!) was SO great, he could never abandon you!-

  38. elixabeth, you accidentally doublespammed.

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