I guess it’s not as bad as it could be.
And by “I guess it’s not as bad as it could be,” I mean, “you’re going to eat something that came out of your fucking vagina that’s disgusting. Auto cannibalism? I think so.”
Ugh. Whoever said that this should be blurred out was absolutely correct. I knew it was going to be bad when it said “Lunchtime!” but come on… I could barely scroll up to the top to click the link and get here because I didn’t want to have to look at the picture again.
but, you know, what makes this extra special for me is the fact they took this picture for the sole purpose of grossing people out. it looks like someone had a home birth, then carried the placenta over to the stove and staged this great shot.
just get over yourselves. unless it’s the actual baby, no one wants to see anything that just fell out of your vagina.
Let me guess: was the title of the album “Lunchtime” too? Was it a prank from the poster to his/her friends? Other than that, I see no reason a sane person would post this shit, let alone even take the pic
“Placenta Pizza: Grind placenta. Saute in 2 tbl. olive oil with 4 garlic cloves, then add 1/4 tsp fennel, 1/4 tsp. pepper, 1/4 tsp paprika, 1/4 tsp. salt, 1/2 tsp. oregano, 1/4 tsp. thyme, and 1/4 cup of wine. Allow to stand for 30 minutes, then use with your favorite home made pizza recipe. It’s a fine placenta sausage topping.”
A Placenta sausage topping is soooo not fine. I know women eat placenta to stave off postpartum depression, but do you think they turn it into a family meal?
wait…so…this gets posted on LAMEBOOK…which advertises itself as the WORST of facebook…it’s obviously intended to be gross, have shock value and piss people off…and you all still freak out over it and argue over it…
so mission accomplished?? i applaud the poster and laugh at everyone but flexo, jonas, and the one who liked turtles. and i laugh especially hard at Tom Cruise except when he’s Maverick. please post your hatemail and ignorance on http://mudis37.deviantart.com/ SPAM SPAM SPAM, with a side of toast and placenta ((seriously, though, that’s pretty sick))
what in the fuck.. would make you want to eat a PLACENTA?
that is absolutely discusting. if you wanna be healthy, eat your damn veggies. Im pretty sure eating something that came outta your vag isnt necessary.
I have my period right now.. i think ill go suck on a used tampon.
Uhm… Not that I condone the eating of placentas, but what is the big deal with the picture? It’s just meat guys. You know, that thing your food is made of? Have none of you ever cooked anything from a raw state? Geez, the world is really going downhill.
Ive had 2 kids thank Godtopuss that I didnt have to see the second placenta bc the first was total fucking nightmare fuel. Seriously! People who say birth is beautful have not have kids. I shat, I cried, I puked, I popped a hemorrhoid as big as a plum. I begged for my drugs like a street corner junkie. Im shocked my husband can A)still look me in the eye. B) have sex with me still. Bc it was far far from beautiful. Also I dont care if I would reach total enlightenment from eating it I would not eat my placenta. Its basically garbage. I dont make a regular habit of eating garbage so Im not gonna start there. If eating poop had special benefits are people gonna start that? People who do this are seriously messed up. If Im gonna start eating long pig Im not gonna start there.
Benefits my butt. Animals eat their placente bc it is a great source of protein. And they need protein for their lactation. People in the western world does not need more protein.
And it’s not meat. It’s just, what’s the english word for this? fosterhinne for faen!
As for the benefits, animals eat it to get rid of the trace. Sometimes animals eat their own crap too, or for that matter, some of them will eat their own young………..can’t say i’ve any desire to try those things either.
@wondering, i do not agree with the practice, however, that’s like saying people should not be allowed to eat their own boogers. It’s their bodily stuff, it’s not like anyone died for them to eat their OWN placenta.
@ 79. This is at least annonymous. Would I ever post that on f.b? Never. I may be a digusting over sharer on here but not there. And he didnt divorce me over that. Besides I just sat with him while he got a vasectomy. I sat with him and saw little puffs of smoke come off his balls as the doctor cauterized his vas. That and putting up with his stubbly balls (as his pubes grow back in) prickling my ass at night like a thousand needles makes us even. We sleep naked and he’s a cuddler.
Ok, so what is gross about a placenta?
The fact that it comes from the human body?
Grow up, you losers.
If these types of pictures freak you out so much then stop reading lamebook because ‘gross’ pics are common around here.
Thanks! I have a habit of oversharing with my family and am glad I can make a new group of people either laugh or be disgusted by me. Random fact that I would also like to share his balls swelled up so badly that they were wrinkle free. I resisted the urge to flick them.
And Chantal have you ever seen a placenta? It looks like a liver pizza. And why stop there why not eat your peeling skin after a sunburn? Or scabs? Why not eat the umbilical cord after it falls off the baby? Why not spread the merconium on toast? Its yours, you created it? Seriously? You have to ask whats disgusting about it?
I love how Flexo attempts to be accepted and funny, but no matter what outlandish things he says, no one really responds to him… hilarious. And its spelled retard not retart, it may have been funny the first time or maybe the second time you spelled it that way flexo, but honest to God 50 times, just not humorous.
It’s a placenta. Big deal. Sitting on the stove doesn’t mean it’s getting cooked. The person had a homebirth and it was put there until it could be checked over by the midwife while more important things were attended to. I don’t think any parents would have a problem with seeing that though I have to admit that I wouldn’t post that myself.
Hmmm, by the fuck some of the commenters on here need to get out and get a life. Sweet Jesus – have you never seen roadkill.
WTF do you say to someone who gets a nosebleed or cuts themselves? “Ohmigodthatislikesogrosshowcanyoudothattome?” I guess you’re the sorts who sue someone for the “trauma” you suffered having been witness to an accident. Wankers.
Anyhoo – is no-one at all concerned at the state of that kitchen? I sure do hope that the baby wasn’t born in that room.
And finally – what’s with all the flexo haters and baiters? It’s what makes the comments on here fun. Talking of which, anyone seem Adonisgay or Mr Haiku recently?
@ 98. Hubby has been snipped dear. No more breeding for me. As for the wee ones, they are some of the smartest most beautiful babes ever. Even Im confused how that happened. And how does me being disgusted about their arrival have anything to do with them being neutered? Birth is not beautiful. And I’ll tell em that when they are old enough to be horrified and embarassed about the pains and mess I went through to bring them into this shitty old world. Yes Im gonna be one of those Moms. Or am I kidding? No one knows yet. Dunnn dun Duuuuuuuuunnnnnnn!
I agree that it’s discusting and that this picture shouldn’t have been taken. BUT, after reading a few posts about eating something that came out of your vag, I’m afraid I have some bad news: It’s called “Placentophagia” – the act of eating your placenta. It falls under the lines mostly of natural child birth, as it has it’s ups, one of which helps to stop bleeding after birth.
And unfortunately, I found out that my friend’s mom who had two or three of her younger siblings at home was given a puree version mixed with strawberry flavoring by her midwife and wasn’t told what it was until hours later… now THAT’S nasty! 17 years later, she STILL doesn’t eat strawberry flavored anything!
I believe that giving someone something to eat and lying about what it is falls under the category of “assault”.
I had a homebirth. I had no desire to see or eat my placenta. I know all about how it is supposed to help prevent bleeding to death or getting post partum depression, but I don’t think I could ever eat it.
I know a lot of people who plant them under a tree.