Nina: it makes everyone else gag. That’s something you say in a private message, not on someone’s wall.
Sam, you don’t say you’ll “let it speak for itself” halfway through the second paragraph of your insipid babbling about it. And what’s with this “little Kale” crap? Did you start the relationship off with an abortion or something? I’m sure you’ll look back on this post with fondness on your 2nd 9-month anniversary when your ex-”sweet babboo” is busy being impregnated by the third guy she cheated on your candy ass with.
I’d criticize Adrian as well, but apparently he can and will kill me in my sleep, so I’ll just back away slowly.
Aw, Sam! It’s so sweet that you two have stayed together, even with all of your friends constantly breaking up and hooking up around you. Longevity in relationships is something that…wait, what? Nine months? Fuck off, Sam. That barely even counts as a relationship.
Zac is lame *dry reaches*. Sam’s brown-nosing made me throw up a little in my mouth. It’s people like him that make me wish i wasn’t human! WTF Adrian?? What’s the bet that Felcha has already cheated on him – and he has no idea!?
Ok, I’ve been married for nearly 11 years. I didn’t feel free to think about how long we’ve lasted until maybe our 9th anniversary. Our 10th is when I said out loud to a few people, “Wow, we really made it.”
9 months? SHUT UP! My husband and I have spent 9 months just waiting for each other on the john.
@Anitalaff: LMAO! As much as I would like the term ‘dry reach’ to be sexual, I am afraid that it is not. Dry Reach is when you go to throw up, but nothing comes up at all. In terms of throwing up, it is like shooting blanks!
@The Scarlet Pimple: I am from Australia and here we use ‘dry reach’. So NO! I do not mean ‘dry retching’. Anitalaff is an intelligent woman and I am confident that she posses the skills to directly correct me, rather than rely on someone else to do it.
Vince, I must admit I have never seen ‘Dry Reach’ written/typed, I have only heard it spoken. To my surprise around higher education institutions. That leaves me to conclude that I have made the mistake of believing in slang (and I didn’t know). Sigh. I will endeavour to keep using this slang, as slang, after learning the hard way on Lamebook.
@lorne852: See how easy it is to admit you are defeated/wrong?
Insane missed humour again? Sigh! Sorry Scarlet. Apparently a hungover Insane on Lamebook is not the best idea If it makes you feel better I actually thought my wording was legitimate. Thanks to you I actually decided to go and look it up at dictionary.com and urbandictionary.com. I know now I was wrong. I still love that slang
K, who the fuck is “little Kale” and why is he comparing their relationship to a pregnancy!?
Men, never ever say things like this.
You come off as a queer pussy and the woman will quickly lose interest.
I looked in the dictionary and it appears that a”dry reach” is “A dry or no longer active branch or reach (i.e. segment) of a river”
“Retch” means to make an effort to vomit, to strain as if to vomit.
I always hear people say it as “dry reaching” but assumed it was spelt retching. I think it’s one of those Aussie slang things. I’m Australian too.
I’m thinking that Adrian is very paranoid about what Felicia will be getting up to when he gets posted to Afghanistan, but seeing as he is such a charming, level-headed guy to Felicia, he should have nothing to worry about…
Awwwww. Just three more of those nine-monthaversaries and they will have been together blissfully long enough to have Little Kale, Little Collard Green, *and* Little Brussels Sprout. Naming your kids after cabbage FTW!
That was the fucking gayest shit I’ve ever read.
I can’t believe that after 9 months Sam and his girlfriend have named their potential first child. And what the hell is with him thinking all their friends look up to them? A wonder to all those around you?! The only wonder is how you think you’re ever going to knock up that girl of yours seeing as you clearly possess no dick, no balls and no testosterone.