What are you on about gwoodward? I think the bumper on the hood is one they picked up from the corner where it fell off the car that hit her. Cameras caught the event to prove that it was from the hit and run vehicle.
And you know it takes very little these days to total a car, although I believe she may have just used that as a catch phrase and not literally.
Indeed, if you’re going to fuck someone up you fuck them up, you don’t get on Facebook saying ‘I’m going to get half a ton of unwanted horse-manure delivered to your house and then order 2 pizza’s a night to your moms for a week’ because you won’t… Your a pussy.
1, The license plates ARE the same design, despite gwoodard’s ignorance. (unless he actually thinks that it’s supposed to be the rear bumper? smh) 2, There is enough damage there to write off or “total” the car. Notice the way the wheel is fucking sideways, and both fenders are damaged? Not to mention the bumper and the fact that Saturns are made to be disposable, much like Cavaliers and Tempos. It’s not typically a car that you bother fixing after an accident. 3, That bumper’s not off a Jetta, despite the years and years of automotive experience that I’m SURE you have. A simple Google search would have saved you from looking like an idiot. (and yes, an 02 Jetta is a cheap car…)
Um…this is my car. And it is real. And it sucks. Insurance claim is pending. I came out to find my car yesterday morning. A good samaritan filed a report, found the bumper, and put it on my car to help me out. Or my misfortunes could be an internet fake. You guys are probably right.
^and so? did you breathe germs upon his door-knobs like a vengeful plague-beast? or did you just take a tyre-iron to his skull?
word of advice – don’t do the tyre-iron thing until you know for sure that the car wasn’t stolen. It might make you look like an unstable bitch.
First of all.. not only is this real.. I find it absolutely disgusting that someone would post this so you fucking morons could debate over it.
Secondly… To the fucktard that said the plates didn’t match up and couldn’t tell just by glancing at the picture that IT’S CLEARLY A FRONT FUCKING BUMPER FROM A DIFFERENT VEHICLE.. I’m going to take a shot in the dark and assume Mensa isn’t banging down your door to join them. They should deny people like you Internet access to stop you from spreading your stupidity.
CALLING HER A PUSSY BECAUSE JEN USED HER OWN FACEBOOK TO VENT ABOUT SOMETHING THAT HAPPENED TO HER IS QUITE POSSIBLY THE DUMBEST SHIT I’VE EVER HEARD (COMING IN SECOND TO THE IDIOT THAT ATTEMTPED TO MATCH TWO FRONT PLATES IN THE PREVIOUS COMMENT)
YOU DON’T KNOW HER.. SHE COULD BE BREATHING ON HIS DOORKNOB AND COVERING HIS PORCH IN SHIT AS WE SPEAK. EITHER WAY.. IT WAS FUNNY TO READ. GET A FUCKING SENSE OF HUMOR.
T1000.. Eat a dick. ACCEPT THE INEVETABLE.. You’re a fucking idiot.
@Dukey. Right. Well, if someone fuked up my car like that, I would kill them by putting them in a cage above a fire, far enough so that they would not so much burn to death as be roasted to death alive. How is that; manly enough for your tastes?
Whoever thinks this is fake should review the facts…
a) You can clearly see where the front bumper of the offenders car hit the drivers’ side.
1) It’s oblivious that the other car hit the driver’s door, then swiped the victom’s bumper causing the offender’s bumper to fall off.
b) Not only that, but the axle of the car is obviously fucked up. Probably to the point where it would be more expensive to fix than the person paid for the car itself.
c) Not to mention the fact that you can’t see the internal damage to the vehicle. Which could be way worse than what you see.
Plus the license plates are the same, just because one is older doesn’t make it any different. Also, just because it wasn’t a high speed crash, doesn’t mean damage was done.
OK, she’s venting, but she isnt round his house dumping “feces” on his doormat as we speak. You don’t talk about CCTV, evidence and witnesses and then resume filthy revenge having recorded the intent in a public domain.
She’s put this on facebook so he has a couple of uneasy hours before the police turn up and to get a few OMG’s and moral support from friends and family.
Funny? no. Lame? yes. Looks like i came to the right place then, unlike depot83, who came to lamebook, was first of all disgusted this is posted for morons to debate over then joins in then tells me it’s funny and to get a sense of humour…
Lmao… God, it’s great coming back to lamebook after a long weekend off. Makes me feel all better about myself.
@27 Why do you think this guy is going to “have a couple of uneasy hours?” Do you suppose they are Facebook friends, or maybe this was just a rant (which is fine, who gives a shit)?
And God help me if that last sentence in #22 wasn’t just a mind-fuck.
^Negative. Name was mentioned but not tagged; it came from someone who knew who he was and was a witness. She knew he was wasted due to the cameras & witnesses watching him drive (and someone recognized him); but to have to ‘map out a route’ to a Facebook friend? I don’t think so.
Ta very much.
I do have Facebook friends from years gone by whom to reach I would surely need an atlas. However I may leave that eventuality until they get smacked off their tits and crash into my car.
Sorry that Jen doesn’t know how to type so that I can understand what she was saying, what screwed me up was how she knew the person who messed up her car. I thought she was saying a friend borrowed and then totaled her car and that was her bumper…I really don’t give even one shit much less two though, whatever.
Depot83=newfag….just sayin…anyways….JEN, listen, I hope you at least at least gave the guy (good samaritan) a blowjob for helping you out..and if it was a girl that your tribbing her as we speak…I don’t think your a pussy, but that you need to use yours to pay people back for helping you out more often…guys would rather have a warm place to stick their cock rather than have some sobbing wench say thank you any day.