Craig’s is the best. I love how he goes from chiding his presumed girlfriend for sleeping 10 hours, only to be enamored by the “sleeping beauty” the next day.
Oh, Craig…apparently someone got some downtown lovin,’
I have a mate that broke it off with his long time partner because she was sent one of those spam messages on Facebook. It looked like it was posted by her ex-boyfriend and he went ape shit…I got the spam message too and when he described it to me I was like, “no man, she was telling the truth”. He’s ego is way too big to care though, DUMPED.
Perhaps if Jacqueline would have actually gone to that website and realized what a pile of rubbish it is then she might not have pushed the panic button. Robbie would have no prayer of finding ‘Dolors’ on that thing.
Anna must have one stinky vag for the taste to last that long… unless she and this girl were having a three-way with her bf, in which case she should have voiced any reluctance BEFORE it happened, not after.
What is it with the sudden outburst of pornbots lately? I’ve been on the internet years (look at me, Mr Cool Guy) now and not gotten any, yet in the last few months about two dozen of them have contacted me on various sites.
Is there some creepy porn site owner with a grudge against me?
Though I find it even creepier how they make up these profiles for these girls and have them message people as if they’re a real person talking to you when they’re just programmed.
Unless they are real people. In which case there’s probably a lot of disappointed strippers out there.
Anyway, I’m assuming Craig is whipped, finally snapped and let out his feelings about his crazy girlfriend, and got absolutely fucking bollocked for it when she finally got up, causing him to turn into Crazy-Romantic-Craig to stop her breaking up with her.
@ Benisglory: Really? Never knew that,and considering that I’m a hispanic, I probably should. Then again, the only time I speak spanish at all is when I’m with my grandparents or with middle-age to senior relatives who prefer to speak spanish. Anyways, it had to be one hell of a bj to turn that frown upside down.
Maybe I’m just easy, naturally cheerful, or maybe I’ve just been with some talented women, but I’ve never in my life had a BJ that didn’t turn my frown upside down, or make my entire week, for that matter.
Any argument can be teminated with a BJ, exmaple:
“Oh, you think $300.00 is too much money to spend on a pair of shoes….here have a BJ….what was that you say? I can buy as many pairs of $300.00 shoes I want.”
I hate people like Jacqueline who must ALWAYS use cybertalk. I can see once in a while if it’s a text and you’re limited for space, but good lord. It’s not going to kill you to type a few extra letters and put up something halfway readable.