I knew a girl who was once called a 2 dollar whore by one of her friends after she put on a great deal of makeup on herself for her 18th bday. naturally she was drunk and the comment was not called for. I guess it’s much the same deal
I lost 100 pounds last year and I would sooooo do a Constance if I bothered to be friends with anyone from school. And someone getting this shook up about it would imply that I had won. In much the same way that Constance has. Constance FTW!
I used to have a friend who shaved her eyebrows off every day. She was ginger and dyed her hair, I presume she shaved the eyebrows off for the same reason she dyed her hair. But ginger people always have ginger features so you can always tell they’re ginger no matter what they do.
Like Constance, my life is the same story of a geek in high school, grew up to be successful and much better looking. Never did the obvious rub-in-former-classmates-faces but I ran into a couple of them here and there and the running theme was the guys (who were formally mean to me) would ask for my number and the girls were so very envious (and usually pregnant with their third “Caitlyn” or “Kimberleigh”). It my ego enough that most of the people I went to high school with grew up to live in the same town, have menial jobs and gain tons of weight, 10 years of smoking did not help them either.
Also…I could have sworn that the thicker eyebrows were now the trend? A backlash to the over-plucked brows of yesteryear. Maybe she just had a monobrow in highschool and now she gets all groomed at a high-end salon. Eyebrows are very important, they frame one’s face and catch some dust or something, plus they help in reading a persons emotions. Shaving eyebrows is possibly the worst idea ever.
U FUKKIN THICKO. WHY SHUD I CARE WAT MY CHACHU THINKS. IN ANGLOLAND I BE STR8 REPPIN PAKI PRIDE AND THE REST OF MY FAMILY CN GO 2 HELL. U BEST BELEEVE DAT I WILL TRADE DEEZ GOATS FOR WYTE FLESH. SUCH IS THE PAKI WAY
I never thought I would write a mean thing on the internet but this really rattled my cage. Connie was an idiot to think that anyone would care that she is now thin or beautiful or successful or whatever. I know loads of fat people who are the popular, I also know loads of fat people who are bitter and unpopular. Connie, you were bitter and fat and noone liked you, now your thin and beautiful, but still a little bitter and people still dont like you – what did you think Jeremy The Dick was going to do? Cry and beg forgiveness? Feel bad about himself? Wish to go back in time and fix it? He doesnt care, he was a dick then and hes a dick now and he doesnt deserve for you to still remember his name.
MS JESSIE MEGHAN YES MAAM YOU GET THE 1000 GOATS FA SHO. NOT UR PARENTS LOL. THO IMA GIVE EM A TOKEN OF MY PAKI PRIDE FOR NOT STEPPIN TO MY CLAIM 2 U. ONCE YOUSE ACCEPTED DEM BAKRAS VEE CAN START LIVIN THE LIFE OF GANSTA AND GANSTRESS.
ALREADY GOT MY BOYZ TO REP THAY ROLLS’ES AND BIMMERS, OUR UNION WILL BE ENVIED BY HATERZ WORLDWIDE.
1. Find jeremy on facebook (use context clues from his post)
2. Look at profile picture
3. stare in disbelief, then burst into laughter minutes later
seriously. i went to high school with these people. speaking as as someone who treated less well to do people like shit in school i empathize completely with connie. i don’t think that folks who didn’t go to a private school (and have a miserable experience there) can really understand what the mindset is like. lets just say some terrible things happened.
@jess: you nailed it. especially when the blurred out picture matched the search results…
i will reserve comment for later. one tidbit: jeremy was the kind of person in high school who was into the whole confederate, secessionist cause (seriously) and white power blah blah. the interesting thing was, he had unexplainably kinky hair.
how does everyone profit? …
..sigh. i’m older than i think.
Sounds to me like they went to high school together, but the line “sorry our kids are being raised as idiots and not dirty pirate hookers” makes it sound like she was saying he raises his kids as idiots.
I agree with #46. Constance obviously has issues, otherwise people like Jeremy would be the last thing on her mind. The need to “get back at” people that are no longer a part of your life in any way is pretty pathetic. The guy is obviously not very smart, but he is just reacting to her passive-aggressive “revenge”.