You might wanna reword that, like, I dunno, put “something came up” in quotemarks like that, so people know that they’re not one sentence, maybe. That’s something you can do, maybe, because you didn’t already.
Not bad really, not totally hilarious, but not bad. The second one is dumb. However, I wouldn’t want to be admitting I ate out my dad… that could be construed that he is more like a he/she, but I wouldn’t want to be admitting that anyways….
Disturbing on so many levels…. lol
Do people not know you can delete your statuses when you make a typo, instead of commenting with a correction? I’m looking at you, Amanda. No one else commented, it’s not like you were going to lose a dozen deep and insightful thoughts from your friends.
Alord, you must have really screwed anon over. He hates you man, hates you real bad. Did you screw the little freak and then dump him like the squirrelly little piece of almost legal ass he is?
Damn them little bitches be hatin’