She doesn’t look THAT bad. I mean yeah, after a couple of drinks, it might get confusing but then you’d fuck it anyway ‘cos that’s what penis’ are for. Like dildo’s…you think they care what they’re being poked into? No! They’re just happy they’re being used.
The shit was just mashed up a bit ‘cos I was sat down. I’m never any good at them…I spend ages tryin’ to find something and get bored so end up googling for the fucking answer like a cheesy bell end and that’s just humiliating.