Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Lock Him Up

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  1. @ Petard #49

    You are mistaken.
    Sake does not rhyme with ‘fake’;
    It’s two syllables.

  2. Vince from purchasing

    Mr. Haiku, I respectfully submit that you’re taking liberties pronouncing ‘fucked’ with two syllables. I scan ‘This is fucked up’ as having 4 syllables, not 5.

    My esteem for your work has not diminished, however.

    An example where a liberty could be taken would be De Niro’s Bickle, who clearly pronounces talking as if it was one syllable. Hence, we can have

    Are you talkin’ to me?
    I don’t see anyone else
    here – you talkin’ to me?

    Sorry – not teaching you to suck eggs – I jes’ love haiku. 🙂

  3. Vince from purchasing

    Aaagh. I didn’t read your immediate correction, “This is too fucked up”. My apologies.

  4. @Seabea: I wish i had a rebuttal, but all i can do is cry :'(

    @Svetlana: Touché! I believe i made a typo though. What i meant to say is “I wish i were as crazy as John. If i was then i wouldn’t be so bored. I would be able to talk shit to myself on Facebook all day long without a care in the world”. Damn flashing light distracted me!

  5. @tainted, and others.

    MASSIVE FAIL.

    Look carefully at the images – there are 2 different images.

    they are TWO DIFFERENT JOHNS

  6. @tainted, and others.

    MASSIVE FAIL.

    Look carefully at the blurred avatar pictures – there are 2 different images.

    they are TWO DIFFERENT JOHNS

  7. These pictures look the same. However if you compare each picture to the next (and previous) they are all pixelated differently. If they are two different Johns then I for one need more proof.

  8. Errrrm, when did I write that?

    I must have been drunk – yeah they are all different, you are right

    MASSIVE FAIL FOR WELSH GIT

  9. Turn your massive fail into a massive drink for Insane!

  10. woww…. and of course he’s the same person, for those of you idiots who believe he’s not.

  11. MASSIVE DRINK FOR INSANE COMING YOUR WAY!!!

    @sbs_kcbaby – as someone suggested earlier, it could be 2 people logged into the same account – that’s what I think too

  12. FlapjacksAreAmazing

    wait, he can open that lock with a size 14 shoe? So if you get him a REALLY big shoe, he could open a safe?

  13. the only thing i can think of is that he was actually arguing with someone else called john and that the second john later went and changed his profile picture to the same as the first john’s. then took the screenshot himself and sent it to lamebook. long shot though!

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  15. John Players Standard

    It’s funny to see a conversation between two people but one person either blocked by you or blocked by them because it looks like the person is talking to themselves. This however is not the case. This guy is just wierd.

  16. ALL these comments and only ONE person pointed out that they are two different pictures.

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