Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Living Up to Your Name

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  1. LoL! Awww the wonderful bond that is friendship!

  2. I bet ‘Chasity’ has STIs.

  3. Not very ‘chaste’, is she?

  4. Puh-lease. Sex for money is legal everywhere. Prostitutes just get straight to what we’re paying for.

  5. I don’t understand why prostitution is illegal. Selling is legal, fucking is legal. So, why isn’t it legal to sell fucking? Why should it be illegal to sell something that’s perfectly legal to give away? I can’t follow the logic on that. Of all the things you can do to a person, giving them an orgasm is hardly the worst. In the army they give you a medal for spraying napalm on people; in civilian life you go to jail for giving them orgasms. Am I missing something?
    (Oh, and thanks for that thought, Mr. Carlin)

  6. “Living up to your name”? Her name is Chasity, not Chastity. Chasity doesn’t mean anything.

  7. Chasity does mean something. It means “a little bit like Chas”.

  8. doctorchalkwitheringlicktacklefeff

    No, it’s a noun meaning “the abstract concept of Chas-ness”. That’s not quite the same.

  9. It’s a Latin girls name- the simplified version of chastity

  10. Then “simplified” here means “just take out a letter and have it mean the same.” From now on, Goliness shall mean the same as Godliness.

  11. ^ If Goliness was a name, then yeah. You’re catching on.

  12. @filcho

    What about cock-sucker? Now it means bad man. A cock-sucker is not a bad man, it’s a good woman. How did this happen?

  13. Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 a piece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards.

  14. @filcho prostitution is illegal because they pay tax on the money they make but selling sex isnt illegal. You can just go to a brothel

  15. one word: independence

  16. @noodles you mean they *don’t* pay tax? Well they would if was legal.

    And the only legal brothels in the US are in specific counties in Nevada (which excludes Las Vegas county).

  17. I still don’t get it. So, in a case of self-defense, it’s okay to blow a guy’s head off, but it’s illegal to blow his dick?

  18. @filcho. Wait what does a self defense blow job look like? I’m pretty sure the self-defense claim can excuse prostitution as much as it could murder :P

  19. Oh and it was made illegal to combat the amount of STDS and as an effort to help women/men who were being forced into prostitution.

  20. @goober1223, I think you mean Clark County. There is no Las Vegas county, but Las Vegas is in Clark County.

    Yeah, I live in Vegas, and no, I’m not a prostitute.

  21. @krs1 it really wasn’t, primarily. those were the excuses. in general, it was sex-negative people aka religious people attempting to force their ‘morality’ on others who got prostitution outlawed. if it were not, then those concerned people who care so much about STIs and those forced into sex slavery should be all in favor of a union/registry of sex workers, that keeps track of up to date STI tests as well as consent and above-age verification. THEN anyone not on the list could be rescued/arrested as need be.

  22. Ahh, the oldest profession in the world.

  23. @beatusmongous

    I took a stab and missed. Thanks for the correction.

  24. …”Hope she don’t mind?”

  25. This bitch Chasity getting locked up cost me good money, I told my bitches like this ‘Don’t be getting yo prime dollar making pussy’s locked up, when you should be fucking for yo pimp’

    Bitch made me rely on Hop, Chariy and Patince to make my dollars.

  26. Sad part is….I know who posted this on Facebook.
    You should’ve at least hid the city name.
    But then that probably would’ve fucked up your posting, huh?
    I thought this was stupid the first time I saw it, and I think it’s really stupid now.

  27. youareallretarded

    Well, Looks like your friend is a whore.

  28. Hmm I’m thinking megiliz is really Chasity.

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