Paranoid I know what you mean. How could they stoop so fucking low eh?
I used to smash a dwarfy girl in. I called it a day when she started daubing herself in that fake tan shit, it was like rooting a fucking Oompa Loompa. Good as a one off but not as a regular rut. They say beauty is in the eye of the beholder… she was an ugly orange fuck.
Look matey, when I visit a chocolate factory I’m not there for the amusingly deadly tour of unusual murders, the weird fucking candy or the light hearted musical numbers… I’m there to make my cock go brown and hear a lady bum-hurt squeal ok?
That said I apologise to anybody who had planned to visit that chocolate factory and was unable to do so due to my smashing it in.
I use these comment sections for nothing more than self promotion and to drive traffic up, I will freely admit slcrook.blogspot.com
So I don’t expect any of you to read, much less subscribe or comment on my work, but your curiosity leading you to view my site is vanity enough for me. Thanks for participating in my ego stroke.
lametothemin Yes. Yes it is. With a little story about how I arse fucked one thrown in for good measure… Anything else I can do to help?
AlanDente If you really could Quantum Leap and you landed in a womans body, would you frig yourself off before doing anything to improve the life of the silly bint’s body that you landed in?… If it were me by the time she returned to her body she’d have a trough like a wheelie bin.
If I ‘leaped into a woman’s body, I’d find you and use that body to lure you into a pre-prepared cage in a cave in Western Alaska. I’d then conduct all kinds of inhumane experiments on your mind and body under the vague auspices of ‘Scientific Research’ in the hope that one day I’d be famous when I was held up by fucktards on the American right wing (who think that Science is bad because it says different things to Gawd aka Jebus) as an example of the evil excesses that are the logical conclusion of the pursuit of science. After that, I’d masturbate furiously on a webcam with your dead body strung up behind me for a niche website and make a fortune.
That’s the short answer.
slcrook: your blog sounds like a 17 year old Macauley Culkin who’s been set loose on Europe with an AppleMac and a deep-seated need for some kind of affirmation.