@ Chesty La Rue – that’s what I was thinking. Now I’m really wondering about dan_fargis. I love sausage but if I say it out loud, dan_fargis is probably going start thinking about naked altar-boys when all I meant was breakfast. Now he’s going to think about naked altar-boys for breakfast…I can’t win.
@nicoretta am saying the user anonisgay is gay cus hes a fuckin douchebag who used to write liek paragraphs of stories that wernt even funny and everyone would be like HAHAHA YOURE SO FUNNY when it was jus fuckin lame as shit!!! the commentz section here is soooooooooooooo gay!!!!!!!!!
ah that was quite a sweet little thing from Jessican that just got allshit on by miserable morgan
and Fargis, that quotes from the old testament, you Jewish as well now?
It also says in Leviticus that men shouldn’t cut the hair on the side of their heads so I can only assume you’ve got the ringlets to go with your beliefs
Ah Dan Fargis, my favourite lamebook poster, how you brighten my day. Another bitch slap to Jesus from the Fargis machine. Dude seriously……Leviticus?? Of all the books to quote from you chose the book that says women are evil because they have periods…..man you are an almighty spaz.
i’ve always had the same problem with LLCOOLJ. i’d just like to apologise now if i’ve already mentioned this. but it’s a little something i like to spend hours thinking about when the fancy takes me – something i like to call
“THE LLCOOLJ PARADOX”
now, the rapper LLCOOLJ was born james todd smith, but legally adopted the rap name of LLCOOLJ, which supposedly stands for ‘ladies love cool james’ (touché).
there is an obvious inherent problem with this name – one that i’ve wrestled with for years. the ‘james’ to which the name (LLCOOLJ) refers, no longer exists, making his moniker defunct. ladies may well love cool james, but who IS he?
if ladies love the current incarnation of said rapper, then surely his name should actually be LLCOOLLLCOOLJ. except this is also impossible – in order to say this name out loud, you are still acknowledging the existence, somewhere, of a ‘cool james’ – a ‘cool james’ THAT DOES NOT EXIST!
the only way to satisfy semantics, then, is a prismatic infinite chain – LLCOOLLLCOOLLLCOOLLLCOOLLLCOOLLLCOOL….
this is where my mind hits a wall, my rational rubicon, as it were.
can anyone help me solve this puzzle (prior marijuana intake recommended)?
I think that is one of the conundrums grouped with “The Song That Never Ends” (for those of you who don’t know, the lyrics are “This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends, some people started singing it not knowing what it was, and they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that never ends…”, etc). No one who has ever started that song should be done, because it is the song that never ends. I suppose it’s one of those mysteries we need to just accept that we will never know the answer to, like why Jello never really melts and why socks get lost in the dryer.