Tuesday, February 7, 2012


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  1. Rest in Peace Squirtle.

  2. Never was there a snappier sol.

    He was the very best, like no one ever was.

  3. He will be remembered by his fishy friends and family (for 7 or 8 seconds).

  4. vaginalroundhouse

    This is just gilling me.

  5. That joke was golden.

  6. Why is Lauren making a big flap about it? It’s really just small fry.

  7. Poor fish couldn’t handle the social situations, he always was a little Coi.

  8. heaven got a new angelfish today.

  9. ^all of those jokes were absolutely terrible

  10. sdgf

  11. yet horrendously amusing. Especially Dawn of the Dan. I real life lol’d.

  12. Why thank you.

  13. A dolphin killed Squirtle.

  14. It kind of looks like the lego people beat the goldfish to death and are now gloating over their victory.

  15. ^agreed

  16. Dukey Smoothy Buns

    Yeah I’m going with the Lego mob massacre too.

  17. I think the guys with the baseball bats seal the deal on the ‘mob massacre’ theory.

  18. I’m sure they’re all thinking the same thing, too: “Sushi!”

  19. I remember legos

  20. I remember days before hair…than everything changed.

  21. Days before hair? What…? I don’t even…

  22. Bacchante…do I really have to draw you a picture?? You stripper types…geez.

  23. It’s probably supposed to say, “Days before laser hair removal.”

    Either that, or notsofast finally reached puberty a little while ago.

  24. Either way, let’s do without the offered picture.

  25. Someone insult msanne , it seems her comments are lackluster if no one is acknowledging her

  26. it’s a dead fucking fish.
    what kind of hilarious revelation do you have to add here, anyway?
    oh, that’s right – nothing. just your usual bunched-undies bullshit.

  27. ^there we go, but anyways, first time a Lamebook post made me laugh… I don’t have a fish, but i’m thinking of killing our pregnant dog for the sake of stealing this… is that too extreme?

  28. depends what kind of dog it is. if it’s a chihuahua or a shitzu, I’d say go for it – i hate those snarly little cunts.

  29. A lego funeral for a fish named Squirtle is just pure win. There is no further analysis.

  30. Lol my fish

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