Either wax your goddamned shoulders, or DO NOT sext people!
Plus, clean your mirror, close the toilet lid, and pick your clothes up off the floor! I may be able to overlook a little excess body hair, but if I have to tell you things you should already learned from your mother there is no way I’m going to fuck you. Ugh.
@mollyisme, I do have to concur. I was trying to be a little kind, but this is another one of those things that causes my vagina to slam shut, and run away from my body shrieking like an injured bunny.
Maybe he’s an ACTUAL bear having bear-to-human surgery and that’s why he hasn’t learned basic skills and why he has excess hair…It’s the only reason I can think of as to why he thinks both are okay to take a photo of…
Sadly, my ex was FAAAAAAAARRRR hairier than that dude. (Very poor choice on my behalf.)I had to trim the hair on his back, shoulders, and chest with those trimmer – things guy’s use for their beards/head/etc. So glad he’s my ex. Having to mow the lawn and then follow it up with mowing his hair was getting a bit old!